Mr Aitch.

@D_Lombardozzi Blow, The Departed, Hackers.

Can’t decide on a Saturday night movie, give me your best 3 options.

Lol fuck off

@bt_uk hi I've been waiting for a new router since the 18th May. According to @RoyalMailHelp, I should now contact you as it hasn't arrived yet. Are you able to help at all?

@RoyalMailHelp I've DM'd you.

@RoyalMailHelp hi I've been expecting a parcel since the 18th but the tracking is showing it hasn't moved from Swindon MC since the 16th, has there been any issues at that depot? It's a new router from @bt_uk.

@OctopusEnergy morning, how long is the waiting list for a smart meter? Hoping to move on to IO tariff at some point in the near future.

@Tesco wait, does this mean the delivery that should be here already hasn't even been picked yet?

.@BritishGasHelp I've been trying since October to rectify this. Do you really think I used more gas in 6 months than I have in 6 years? I can't input the correct meter reading, and now you're expecting me to pay £488/month. Online help hasn't helped.

Stood at the counter in @CostaCoffee like a twat because some genius thought that having the menu flick through screens like a colourful Teletext is a good idea.

@TheIwanSpencer @thames_travel X35 will run from Faringdon to Didcot, via Wantage.

@thames_travel is this bus just cancelled then? how am i supposed to get to work as a non driver??

First time in Reading for years, forgot how much of a shithole it is.

@GoGreenTaxis hey can you please ask the driver of MF66 PGG why they feel it's appropriate to break the speed limit and overtake my pregnant wife on the way from Wantage to Rowstock around 02:00? Cheers.

@randomigos Hi. Please call our financial crime team directly on 0800 055 66 22 (option 1, open 24/7) they will then look into this for you and take any action required to keep your accounts safe. Phil.

@AskNationwide Hi, my employers got hacked and my bank details and address could potentially be in their hands, what steps could I/you do to prevent anything bad happening?

@ThatlightyH @thames_travel Why would Thames Travel know? It's been an Oxford Bus Company service since January

@Finney_Josh @thames_travel Why would Thames Travel know? It's been an Oxford Bus Company service since January.

@thames_travel where is the 7:50 X40 from iffley road?

@mark27121 @thames_travel Why would Thames Travel know? It's an @OxfordBusCo service.

@thames_travel So where is the 1702 x40 from Woodcote to Reading? Answer, nowhere on the map. Why is your service so very shoddy of late often running at least 30 minutes late or even buses canc? What's the point of Twitter account? You are hopeless!

Due to a technical issue our 09:55 X2 that is due to depart the Oxford Railway Station to Didcot will start from Peachcroft Roundabout at 10:22 Apologies for the inconvenience caused.

I'd be fascinated to see a Venn diagram of people who hate drag artists and people who like Mrs Brown's Boys.

@tansysdad @Dave6754 The day after that awful, tragic incident I was driving a large vehicle in Oxford and nearly hit a cyclist who didn't stop at a roundabout that I was circumventing at the time. I do all I can to avoid putting cyclists in harm's way but they seem intent on doing it to themselves.

@LeoHoenig @thames_travel On this timetable it says Oxford Bus Company. …ine-assets.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/oxfordbus/OXBC…

@randomigos @thames_travel Their name is on the timetables and the buses

The following 98 services are unable to operate today due to operational issues. 20:20 from Didcot Parkway - GWP 20:40 from GWP - Didcot Parkway 20:55 from Didcot Parkway - GWP 21:10 from GWP - Didcot Parkway We apologise for any inconvenience caused.