Jess Jordan

@readersdigest Not if you split an infinitive while you’re doing it.

If you know how to properly use a semicolon, you'll automatically seem smarter; we guarantee it. trib.al/4uJXerg

@FirstBSA I should have been able to take one of TWO bus routes home. Bristol is supposed to be a green city. Platitudes aren’t helpful - it needs fixing.

@FirstBSA Can I just check this: you’re happy that instead of me completing my journey on public transport, my husband had to stop what he was doing to collect me by car?

@FirstBSA what on Earth is up with your 3 and 4 service?! Waited 45 min at Belgrave Road for one #4 to show up - he let one passenger on then shut the door in my face and mouthed that the bus was too full. Not the first time it’s been impossible to get home on your “service”.

@Shot_Wild Not sure you can take all the glory Matt but it’s been a solid group effort

Solid effort 🙏🏻. Looking forward to the next 50.

@WokyKo please please please 🙏 put the wings back on the menu. The ones with enough Szechuan pepper to make your tongue fall off. I miss them so much

@LonelyJoeParker OMG Joe, I got this album back out last month. It is such a banger. X

Sometimes you can be cool Sometimes you just want to stay home in a T-shirt and muscle memory out to My Vitriol with a pack of red stripe on fifths/ ride bell (delete as u wish) open.spotify.com/track/3CxozMCX…

@ChrisLa08909667 @sean_verdi1 The BBC could never afford a show like this today. not with all the cuts in the licence fee. This is just one more reason to protect the BBC (and while we’re at it - Channel 4)

@eloisanoble ... would you consider starting a collection of ducks?

@roboticpink I should make it clear that these are tweets I’ve been collecting, which are about ducks. Not ducks that I’ve been collecting, about which I wish to tweet. Would hate to mislead.

Do you think if I post a thread of tweets about ducks that I’ve been collecting for about two years, I’ll be in a better or worse position to get a job? 🤔

Friday night is Animal night! Four new episodes released on Netflix today. Bear-lovers, dolphin fans, ape aficionados, raptor addicts… enjoy!

@catdl Congrats Cat! X

🚨personal news🚨 I am beyond excited to say I am taking on a new role as Magazine Editor at New Scientist

@ProfJamesLogan Love our EV. We had a Leaf for 3 years - said it would do 120, max we got was ~95. Usually on motorway ~65 before charging. Swapped it for a Tesla model 3. Claims 270 IIRC, usually get 220 which is more than enough between stops. Defo worth the switch. You won’t regret it X

Thinking about getting a EV. 🚗 Has anyone else got one? The one I’m looking at has a range of 260 miles but realise in reality it’s unlikely to achieve that esp in cold weather. What’s your experience of range/mileage with EVs? What does a 260 mile range get you in reality? 🙏

@jastilley @cocorykers printfriendly.com is your friend.

Who on earth are these people who want another lockdown?? independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@cocorykers Introverts?

@individual6827 @AXS_UK Sorry Lewis only just seen this - AXS did refund in the end

@roboticpink @AXS_UK I'll buy the tickets off you if you've got them and are near Cardiff?

@robmanuel posties and ghosties / bikers and hikers / zoomers and boomers / footballers and bingo callers / drivers and skivers / doctors and proctors / magicians and clinicians

Give me some groups of people that rhyme, i.e. kiddies / old biddies

Swim swim hungry. #dopefish