Sean Lane

@fesshole Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss brother

Ex wife always used to complain about my son or me peeing on the toilet seat. Knew for certain it was never me as I've always peed in the sink.

@SyckoRed @Joey7Barton @Common_SensePod It says in your bio, opinions are like arseholes, we all have them. Don't be such a hypocrite. I'm sharing mine

@seanielane @Joey7Barton @Common_SensePod Definatly a Virgin Sean 😂

Brilliant exchange of ideas. This is why I 😍 The Overflap. Such incredible football content. @Common_SensePod #WereHereToSaveFootball 👍

@Joey7Barton @Common_SensePod Yeah 19p looks about right @Joey7Barton 🤣

@seanielane @Common_SensePod We produce our show for 19p. They spend £1.2m on production, croissants and their make up bill. #WereHereToSaveFootball 😭

My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.

@DaveTodayFM Greggs have plans to deliver food using drones. All a bit pie in the sky to me.

Ok, Jokers! Let’s be having whatever you’ve got to make the world laugh. Good jokes, bad jokes, groaners, knee-slappers, whatever it is, I want it. Hear them all on Today FM at 11am Tuesday! Go!

@DaveTodayFM I pulled over one day and found a suitcase with puppies in it just abandoned. I called ISPCA and the lady said, are the puppies moving? I said, well it would explain the suitcase.

@JohnEDeaton1 regardless of the result, you have done outstanding work. Fair play buddy !!!👍

@ladbible Met a really nice guy at a Robbie Williams gog. Said he was an insurance salesman. We had a beer and a good chat....... Through it all, he offered me protection ..

What's your best dad joke?

@UberFacts I grew up on a diary far and the cows were treated like queens. Green grass, hills and the best veterinary you can find. I agree this footage is cruel looking, but don't paint all farmers with the same brush

Drone footage of a dairy farm 😳🐄

@RippleXrpie Reason for the pump at all??

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@Photobox received this email 2 days ago that my piece was being printed. Checked my order on the app and it has been cancelled. No notification, no email , the money taken from my account and my wife's 1st mother's day ruined. Explain this please!!

@DaveTodayFM Auditioned for Nickleback's production of the nativity as a wise man and Fagan in their production of Oliver twist. Didn't get either role. Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Sean

I want all of the jokes because the jokes make me and you laugh and they make Dermot groan and that makes me and you laugh even more. Give me the jokes!!!

@UberFacts #xrp

Name something you spend too much money on that the vast majority of people never would… 💭

@CryptoRedempti1 @Fame21Moore @BCBacker @BakkupBradley @attorneyjeremy1 and @digitalassetbuy are all you need.

Who is your favourite $XRP influencer?

@BCBacker Quality and consistency. Keep it up 👍

I'm grateful for every second of this.

@XRPcryptowolf You just keep doing what your doing. Huge fan of your content. There is a lot of picks on here. Don't let these keyboard warriors get to you. Everyone has their bad days lad. Much love 🇮🇪

Sorry for venting

@BitrueOfficial @allianceblock Are ye having trouble? No price and my purchase not going through

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Mad fucking world. Branson furloughs staff and calls for tax payers money to bail out Virgin. Bezos, richest man in the world. Company does everything to avoid paying tax. Both go to space and not a word. Marcus Rashford plays footy, feeds kids and gets slated. Disgrace. 😡😡😡

@BitrueOfficial hey when I'm signing in it is not sending me the confirmation text with code. How do I resolve this??