Simon Eddison

@MaldonGirl1966 @Robbie_Reasons But still a twat!

@Robbie_Reasons I do .... charismatic and well educated .....

Do you think Boris Johnson returning to lead the Conservative party would help their chances in the next election?

@Matt_Pinner Tennis, Rugby, Squash, Paddel, Golf.... the list goes on!

This is hard

@honeymoon250 Weights for a cuckoo clock!

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

@PeterStefanovi2 Are we surprised from someone as thick as yesterday's custard! @KemiBadenoch

BREAKING: “She (Kemi Badenoch) said the UK should have joined the U.S and Israel in the initial offensive strikes. Then yesterday in the wake of the economic consequences she totally abandoned her position. She told the BBC I never said we should join.. that is the mother of all u-turns on the single most important decision a PM ever has to take” Keir Starmer #PMQs

@CroftyF1 If you think your Roast Beef needs to be in the oven now... you must like your beef very well done! 1 hour max... #f1 #beefcookery

Says the man whose party gave multi-million pound contracts to their mates and weaponised immigration through fear...

Me: Alexa, set timer 1 minute Alexa: Do you want to name this timer? Me: No thanks Alexa: Do you want to name this timer? Me: No, just bloody start it and stop pissing around! 1 minute later.... #alexa @AmazonUK

All arrived safely! Happy Christmas to you all. #lhr

Only hundreds? Oh dear.... 🤣🤣🤣

I hit the reheat!

@bbchw @DaveThroup The journey from Upton to Worcester over the flooded River Severn... @bbcmtd @itvnews @carolvorders @GBNEWS @hbaldwin @Channel4News @bbcpointswest

@bbcpm heat pumps are great when electricity was 8p per unit but at 30p, they are very expensive to run. I can easily spend £400 to £600 in the winter. Also you need excellent insulation and oversize radiators. , #bbppm

The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Beautiful Pelion has been scarred, but it will rise again. 💚💚💚💚💚 #greekfloods

The volume of water that fell in Pelion on Tuesday was equal to the annual rainfall of London, said meteorologist George Tsatrafyllias. Let that sink in... This is Melina yesterday. #greekfloods

Beautiful Horto has been devastated by the flooding in Pelion. We were there on Friday and left Volos on Saturday. 😪 #greekfloods

This government is full of incompetent idiots & they have the gaul 2 lecture the airlines on how 2 do their jobs Imagine if the previous bag of idiots' plans had come to be... there would be no right to compensation as the EU law would have been revoked. theguardian.com/world/2023/aug…

Swan family is looking forward to some sun on Lake Uckinghall... when the fog clears! #swans #summer

Exactly.

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@MarinaPurkiss ... genius