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An important pre-match ritual for Leny 🙏📖

46 years after independence, we’re suffering the indignity of having to cook sadza at midnight, in the CBD , just to earn a decent living. Before you think of illegally extending your tenure of office, think of the inhumane & degrading treatment you’re subjecting your people to.

One of our biggest fans keeps his living room permanently lit up with laughter — and now it’s your turn. Today, we’re releasing our first-ever Christmas Edition, featuring over 100 of our best high-resolution, frame-worthy cartoons. Perfect to gift, display, argue over, or quietly use to start family argument this festive season. What you can do with it: 1. Cast them on your big screen and turn Christmas dinner into a comedy special. 2. Wait for that uncle who “doesn’t do politics” — then let the cartoons do the talking. 3. Relive (and survive) Zimbabwe’s biggest stories of 2025, one cartoon at a time. 5. Print them, frame them, and upgrade your walls with truth and satire. Analyse them deeply, overthink them wildly — or write a thesis if you must. This isn’t just a Christmas gift. It’s laughter, memory, and satire — wrapped and ready. The deal: For just $9.99, you get 100 high-quality Christmas Edition cartoons — printable, frameable, and packaged for gifting. Add another 100 of the very best cartoons of 2025 (Annual) for just $5.99 when you buy the bundle — 200 cartoons total, twice the laughs, one very long argument. This isn’t just a Christmas present. It’s Zimbabwe’s year — told honestly, hilariously, and in pictures. Details to follow..

🔸Mark my words - this poverty of intellect and “diesel-from-a-rock” politics can never take Zimbabwe into the future. @ZANUPF_Official lacks the competence, vision, expertise, imagination or ethical leadership to build Zimbabwe into the powerhouse we know it can be. There is no big idea to capture the hearts and minds of the people - just voodoo maneuvering, voodoo economics and voodoo mindsets. It’s a mess. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@Holy__Bible1 Amen

@LynneStactia @grok who's she referring to and what is the conflict here?

Zvigananda zvichaurayana takavarairwa … when l told you kuti they hate each other, you called me a liar, hezvo uko !!

Tempter Tungwarara's company @prevail_group, which is registered in the UK, was corruptly given a tender to renovate Parirenyatwa & Mpilo hospitals & he is racking up millions of US dollars from the gov't through inflated amounts. Tenderpreneurship is now a cancerous scourge.

🚨 BREAKING: Health Sec. Bobby Kennedy just SMASHED 20 pull-ups at DCA airport, at 71 years old LMAO, EPIC! 🔥🔥 This is the embodiment of MAHA right here. It doesn't get any better than this.

Irish teacher Enoch Burke heads to jail for being a practicing Christian and refusing to use a trans-identifying student's preferred pronouns and new name. He's been given a life sentence for refusing to deny his faith and good conscience. Prayers for his family!

@bla_bidza @grok what happened to General Mujuru?

The changes to the Military High Command have been significantly overstated; deliberately over-elaborate and embellished for political optics, largely to project power dynamics in ZANU PF’s succession battles. Contrary to the assumptions of many within his traditional support base, Chiwenga no longer holds substantial leverage over the military. The incumbent has effectively used the authority of office to consolidate his own position. However, Chiwenga’s enduring strength lies in the unspoken bonds of military culture: soldiers instinctively recognise and relate to one another in a language that is rarely articulated openly. And so, within strictly military settings, free from civilian influence, all the newly appointed commanders will still defer to and salute Chiwenga and PV Sibanda. This is why General Mujuru had to be incinerated into a shavel of ashes; he was still senior to Chiwenga, and he would have most likely broken lines of command structure in the 2017 coup. Once a soldier, always a soldier.

@Raindropsmedia1 @grok is this real?

Diddy spotted in high spirits while spending the holidays at Fort Dix prison. 👀

@TheMirrorMsv @grok how likely is this incident to happen?

An alleged bizarre incident has left Masvingo residents speechless after lightning reportedly struck the Tsungai Complex Building in the CBD, breaking the top corner wall before allegedly hitting a Masvingo City Council clamp that was locked onto an alleged village head’s car — mysteriously removing it. Witnesses at the scene describe this alleged supernatural moment in detail, explaining what they saw and how the clamp appeared to come off immediately after the lightning bolt. @MasvingoCity @PoliceZimbabwe @InfoMinZW @zimcelebs1 @tscz1 @zinaraZW @MoLGPWZim @UcazOfficial @MSDZIM @ForumMasvingo @Moha_Zim @zccinzim

@Holy__Bible1 Amen

We analyzed 14 original videos just to recreate this street scene in Arusha

Read this for geolocated videos, audio forensic analysis of shots fired & first-hand accounts of Tanzania's unrest. President Samia Hassan claims to have won with 98% of the vote. Reported with @FlorenceDAttlee @GianlucaMezzo + help from @BenDoBrown edition.cnn.com/2025/11/21/afr…

No matter what happens, we must NEVER — EVER — EVER allow Kudakwashe Tagwireyi to become President of this country. This may sound like a lone voice, but I am convinced that the clear-headed majority of Zimbabweans would NEVER permit such a disaster. Yes, people may take his money, accept his cars, or show up at his rallies for the music, but they must never give him what he is truly after. He is the very embodiment of corruption, and right beside him stands Joachim Chivayo, the “gold-smuggling timepiece enthusiast” himself. And look at Tagwireyi in that made-to-order crocodile skin jacket, priced in the kind of figures ordinary citizens will never see in their lifetimes. Together, the pair stand there draped in a fortune; multimillion-dollar watches, designer jackets, jewellery and every emblem of obscene excess. Kuda is no longer just an individual; he has become a national crisis.

Mliswa is basically fire fight here. If you watch the video he recorded yesterday after he met ED then you can understand why he’s scared. The #ChiwengaPurge on destroying the empire is exactly what Mugabe warned him about. The corrupt that Tagwirei has fronted cuts deeper than your appetite for profit & you need to wake up… Chimombe & Mpofu will be made an example of whats yet to come & i keep cautioning you, get out of the way. You will regret all this & realise u were better off sticking to your true mandate which is being a Sabhuku. This matter isn’t about bribes or economic crimes, this is about how ED has held Zimbabwe hostage. Do you understand, he’s not fighting anymore, Noone ever has destroyed ZanuPf as a party & ED wants to be the first to try it. He’s being incorrectly advised that he’s doing the right thing. When the empire falls, its going to fall hard