Andy

Fragile masculinity

@FkYeahMatt NEVERMIND YOU HAVE AN ALEX PIERCE

Can we get a classic Adelaide tight game last few minutes umpiring decision? Please and thank you.

@freyalogann Oh no my first thought was sperm 😶

@torak Butts or hearts it’s a gay Rorschach test

Wearing my Ilya shirt to coffee and the barista made this and said “it’s Shane and Ilya”

@BulldogsW Ahhh stunning!!!!!! Beautiful work Mia ❤️

Proud to represent the Samoan heritage and culture. 🇼🇸 As part of the AFL's Cultural Heritage Series, Mua has helped design the merchandise that shares and celebrates the stories of the many great people who make up our game.

@wtb_Michael Beautiful shots!

Walked into the bird hide at Werribee right as a young sea-eagle took off and pooked a couple of thousand ducks - they really do not care to be around him

@JakeSmithGuitar @AFL Agreed, I'd argue it was under 15 before he bounced

@torak @AFL 14 steps doesn't necessarily mean 15m though.

Bailey Williams, that is INSANE! One of the best solo goals you'll see all year 👏 #AFLLionsDogs

@JakeSmithGuitar @AFL I counted 14 steps before he bounced, and a few of those steps were little choppy ones

@AFL How far

@TMS_Cashy @AussieBenC x.com/i/status/20302… He's doing this

@AussieBenC Tell me what Bailey Williams is doing at Forward Pocket. Bevo back on his bullshit again

Couldn’t do much right with the racing today, taking a stab with a footy bet get out stakes Matthew Kennedy 3+ goals $34 is overs Freijah will play more midfield so he will go forward more Kennedy is an accurate kick and regularly kicked goals last season…guys like him can get under the guard with the focus on the big boys

Damn shame that Bailey Williams goal was at the start of the season because that won't be remembered come Goal Of The Year talk. That was absolutely FUCKED

@mimibirch Erasmus? More like Erasemus, am i right

so passive aggressive to leave neil erasmus off this graphic

@JasonBennettTV Oh no, does that mean no more AFLW either? You're a sensational caller, I've always valued how you let the play do the talking and you're just there to inform. Your scream of "HODDER!!!!" after her mind-blowing goal in the 2021 Grand Final will always be treasured ❤️

My final thanks is to the fans. Ultimately, I'm just a fan who found his way into the box. My main aim is to help u enjoy the game, stay out of the way & let the moments speak. The love I’ve felt on social media over the past 11 yrs hasn't gone unnoticed. Thanks - it means a lot.

Since I was 4, my dream has been to call @7AFL. Realising that dream over the past 11 yrs has been a great thrill. Thanks to all on both sides of the camera who supported me. Best of luck to the team for '26 & thx for making the dreams of a starry-eyed 4-yr-old fan come true.

@tobie_chapman Stuck his fuckin leg out before he'd even touched the ball 🧐

physically impossible to cheer for a team with Toby Greene in it

@fave_puppyboy Shit yeah!!!! Also can we talk about that forearm progress?!??? 🙌

@Brocklesnitch That was my favourite day on twitter

Sam Kerr has given us so much including remember the time she rocked a dipshit pitch invader 🤗

@fave_puppyboy Arf!

When you are dealing with people who are not fit mentally ,emotionally , physically and spiritually on social media just look at them and walk away, (Mute) not worth your energy, they are still yet to fix themselves. I hope they find something productive for themselves .Moshate.

@Brocklesnitch Pretty sure that was Gocsy 😳

Omfg is that gocsy #ashes

@PlumSaga @hawthornaflw I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure North are exceptionally good at footy, might've had an impact

@hawthornaflw How do you manage to score only two points in a game let alone a finals? Embarrassing.

One left to play.

@CollingwoodAFLW Best news for Kindy ❤️❤️❤️

Forward Kalinda Howarth has been cleared of any ligament damage to her knee, while Grace Campbell will be available for selection against the Bulldogs this Friday night ❤️‍🩹 See the full injury update: magpi.es/AFLWInjuryUpda…

@mimibirch Looking real hard at Sicily

i don't know which multiple different afl players need to hear this but if your facial hair grows in light blonde it's time to give up on your 70s pornstache aspirations