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Is it possible to judge a movie's quality in the 1ST 5 Minutes? Bi-weekly deep dive on Substack.

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New series on the best Bond film from each actor in the official Eon canon. First up is Sean Connery in Dr. No, not only the best Connery Bond film, but the best film in the series, period. Foundational franchise filmmaking at its finest. Without it, there is no cinematic Bond. Link in replies...
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Anne Schedeen, the mom from Alf, died yesterday, leaving behind, in her family's words, "a burning hatred for Trump." It might be seen as undignified to be remembered for political hatreds rather than lifetime achievements, but let us not forget: Max Wright, the dad from Alf, died in 2019 while giving a blowjob to a Skid Row bum while high on crack. It's very unlikely that any Alf cast member can top that in the "undignified" department. Here's to those who set the bar SO fucking low that we all look good by comparison. ew.com/alf-actress-an…
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@foreignhorrorhq @LightHouseD7 Great movie. Reason most movie people don't talk about it enough is because it hits too close to home for them. They all wanted to make movies and they all flamed out. This reminds them of it a little too well
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American Movie holds up as one of the most honest documents of low-budget filmmaking ever made, and the Coven sequences themselves are genuinely unsettling in a way Borchardt never fully gets credit for. The dedication it captures is both inspiring and deeply uncomfortable to sit with
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Light House Cinema@LightHouseD7·
"This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery." Chris Smith's documentary AMERICAN MOVIE follows Mark Borchardt, a filmmaker attempting to finish his passion project, a horror film named Coven. Screening July 4 & 5 at Light House 🎟️ lighthousecinema.ie/film/american-…
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@DominicHailsto1 He's also one of those "loves movies" kind of guy. You know the one. Excited for every big release, always thinks the flick is great. No discernment. He just loves movies, man!
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Dominic Hailstone@DominicHailsto1·
The only problem Tom Cruise has, and I want to scream it in his face, is that he is not working consistently with actors of his caliber. Rebecca Furguson was good, but he needs a Nicholson, Hoffman etc. proper heavyweights. Most of his recent films seem to be cast with cheapos because he's chewed up the budget.
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… okay man…

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Not for the long running ones. The notion that Bob Kane would have had Batman choking out ICE agents to protect rapists and molesters from getting deported is INSANE! Same with Superman being a commie now. It's so fucking stupid. And the fact some on the left NEED this to be true is hilariously embarrassing.
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We need more stories like Andor, not just because it's good, but because right wing idiots hated it so much, they are still coming up with hilarious new contrarian takes to this day because they can't grapple with their own ideology being represented as ultimate evil.
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Star Wars Andor fans are, at heart, perpetual tweenage adolescents who are embarrassed at still liking a kid’s property, want to be treated like Serious Intellectuals, and so they turn to the Shadow the Hedgehog version of the story that’s clearly embarrassed of its origins.

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Going To The Pictures@GoToThePictures·
Whoever invented the .webp format is a cunt. The end.
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@GoToThePictures He's got me beat by 15 minutes! Be honest with yourself, you know if a movie is shit or not VERY quickly.
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Do you like your popcorn buckets with or without a foreskin?
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The original Indiana Jones trilogy is a religious saga. The chronology of the movies maps the emergence of religions in the Western world. Temple of Doom is set in 1935 and is about ancient demon-worshipping paganism. Raiders is set in 1936 and is about Judaism - the whole point of the movie is that the God of Israel is real and his holy Ark is a weapon. Last Crusade, set in 1938, is obviously Christian. The Holy Grail, the crusades, the leap of faith, immortality through sharing in the cup of Christ (Eucharistic imagery). So you have Indy discovering ancent paganism - the religions that prevailed before Moses. Then you have Israel and the Ark. Then finally the revelation of Christ. I don't know if Spielberg - an agnostic Jew - intended this. But that is the chronology.
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Bill Hunt@BillHuntBits·
Sound off @thedigitalbits readers & #physicalmedia fans: What’s your biggest unreleased Holy Grail 4K Ultra HD catalog title? Let’s hear ‘em!👇
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@DominicHailsto1 I knew his nephew at NYU back in the '90s. Massive douchebag. 😂😂😂
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Dominic Hailstone@DominicHailsto1·
I'd never heard of it either, from the Bond side anyway. I only discovered it by dipping into the history of Landis after seeing him interviewed. He was a stuntman in Sergio Leone westerns, The Italian Job, Planet of The Apes.... Had a whole career behind the scenes as a writer before he took off. Wild guy.
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