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"The cake acts as a metaphor for Sweden's obsession with African female genital mutilation." [The Screaming Cake, 2012] foreignpolicy.com/2012/04/18/wha…

🚨 Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg has been caught flying overseas to r*pe little boys. He has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

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@muheediva01 "If left to me, that's not the direction I would take."

What’s the corporate way of saying, “I’m not fucking doing that”

Oreo milkshake eats for dinner 😋

@mmaonpoint Me watching this each and every time I see it 😊😊😊

STILL NOT OVER THIS ‼️

You know what joke I like on here? "Do I smell of weed?" "No bro, you don't smell of weed." - Two guys who smell of weed 🤣🤣🤣

This France Senegal game has been underwhelming. #WorldCup

بيفجرون حسابي لو ما اشتركت ولا وش

I was in the barbershop earlier today and as soon as I finished some lookie loo dude who had been watching me the entire time couldn't wait to say to me "nice hair bro". He even said it twice. I've never ignored someone so quick in my life. I know I look good but relax. Beg. 🤣

The UK economy basically works like this: Get paid £2,000. Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel. Spend the rest surviving until next payday. Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

@mma_orbit @AlexPereiraUFC It may have been illegal but it wasn't intentional, it was all in the scramble of the fight and besides Pereira was already flattened and laid out by that power jab. Just take the L and get back to the drawing board.

🚨| Alex Pereira has shared images of bumps and bruises on the back of his head which he claims comes from illegal back-of-the-head shots by Ciryl Gane. 🤕 📸 @AlexPereiraUFC #UFCWhiteHouse

@TheScriptSin7 @MYCOM100 His team are trying so hard to rebrand him as the gentle soul "who dared to be great" as if we forgot he had that get together the day before celebrating his so-called win. He's an egotistical twat with clear Napoleon complex; life enjoys humbling people like that the most 😊

@AILawless @MYCOM100 N now he wants to do the humble gimmick and the audacity to even ask for a rematch after being 3-1 down on the scorecards getting disfigured n quitting on the stool gtfoh n Justin didn’t beat no old fighter he beat prime ilia LMAOOOOOOOO

LMAO 😂 I guess Justin is a legend now lol.

I'm starting to believe a bunch of you would get ID chips implanted in you if the government convinced you it was for your safety

My bossman is always bussing me, so in return I bussed him the stream link to watch every sport all the time including all the World Cup ones and then a link to cancel his Netflix and watch everything for free 😊

I still can’t believe it man. Love this sport.

@GOP__Ls How does the saying go, the rotten apple isn't too far from the tree right? Or something like that.

🚨 Trump's Campaign Chairman Tim Nolan has been convicted of trafficking 19 girls, 7 of them underage.

Just when you're getting your life back in motion, achieving flow state, a woman will come into it claiming she loves you, lovebomb the shit out of you hoping you succumb and submit to her. It's important you distance yourself from her and if needed, tell her to go fuck herself.

When a man sees too much, he becomes cautious. When he knows too much, he becomes silent. And when he understands too much, he becomes lonely.