Andrew Jackson

@terrakei07 We call those people, "faggots". I sympathize with the smugness and pretentious attitudes you have had to endure. Gomen nasai terrakei San. Gomen nasai.

アメリカ人にぜひ知っておいてほしいが、日本に移住してきて日本のメディアに登場しているアメリカ人というのは、あなた方のようなトラッドな価値観やライフスタイルを送っている人たちのことを、「政治的にただしくなく・時代遅れで・間違った人たち」と吹聴してまわる左翼ばかりだということです。

@yod_blog Struggle. It sounds callous, but it's the actual answer. Set a goal and struggle your ass off trying to reach it. After you succeed, set a grander goal. Repeat process, until you learn to love the process of learning that any struggle will force you to do. You got this shit.

うつ病の治し方で調べても「朝散歩！筋トレ！入浴！」みたいなのしか出てこない。それすらもできなくなるのがうつ病という病なのに。

@llbenayl What the fuck is a kilogram? Are you putting a hex on me, devil woman?

めっちゃかっこいい 😍 日本では、女性が50kgを超えるだけで「太ってる」ってよく言われます。 でも私は自信満々の65kg ❤️ アメリカの人たちみたいに、自信を持っておしゃれを楽しみたい 🗽🍔

@JuanDGonzalez19 @pirooooon3 Thank you for this, I forgot about it.

@BasedAndyJacksn @pirooooon3 i dont think they can read what is in the pic unless you say it in text so X can translated... anyways i'll say it for those reading my comment in Japan. The picture say: MY WIFE LEFT ME after i sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at Cracker Barrel

銃いるの？ アメリカ怖😱

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI Because they are effeminate weirdos who hamstring themselves with idealism and forgo sound logic and business practices in favor of imaginary feel good points that only have value twords the financial corruption they hope to further impose.

なんでアメリカの兄弟達はカリフォルニアとカナダを嫌うの？

@yamanakanobody It's not quite Hell, but if I was marketing it I would include the view.

日本のフェミニストは変な奴らばっかりなんだが、海外はどうなんだ？

@Half_A_Pond American bros, never feel sad ever again nor be tempted to anger. We now have the power of God and hentai on our side!

GN

@yamanakanobody Stay away from "modern America". We hate them, too. They hate themselves and it makes basic conversation impossible. It's easier to speak to you even with the language barrier.

アメリカと同盟国で本当に良かったよ

@2nd_Harvest @ItIsHoeMath @AutisticClip How else would they get clean water, electricity, and heat? Who would fix the things they break? It's not a skin tone, it's polish. They're just as capable of providing these necessities, but it's made impossible while holding onto resentment. It's all so tiresome.

@ItIsHoeMath @AutisticClip Whats funny is he said supremacy. White people never call themselves supreme. The nons always call us that. They project that onto us, its a reflection of how they think about themselves in relation to us.

SNEAKO: “The first racist was satan. This is why I say that racial supremacy is the root of all evil.”

@oskkpu They smell so that even the blind can hate them.

差別じゃなくてさ、、 電車で隣に座ってくる黒人がまーじで臭い 油？みたいな匂いがするほんと無理

@GrwaNnKqMn5nG68 It's the #1 killer of communist.

共産主義の何が良いのでしょうか。 何も良いとは思えません。

@roikfbuwgc254 I'll wash it in the morning.

髭ヅラで太い腕のデカいおっさんが巨大なグリルの前にいる画像を見るだけで肉の香りを鼻の中に感じる

@Retae_Dog Bring unagi. Have you ever drank moonshine, fired a rifle, or rode a dirt bike? No one's gonna care about your rice. You do you and you'll make yourself some memories.

アメリカのBBQ兄さん達に聞いてみたいことがある。 僕がBBQに招待されたとする。 その時、僕が手土産の他に、醤油とわさび、そして日本のお米と炊飯器を持参して真っ白な白米を炊き始めたらあまりよい印象は与えないのかな？ 実は日本の食事ってベースのお米を何で食べるかで組み上がるものなんだ。

@planefag Ever since seeing Johnny Somali I have had this thought every day.

To the Japanese bros: when I see videos of American tourists acting atrociously in Japan, I get the feeling "if I saw that, I'd kick their ass!" But if I caused an even bigger commotion by doing that it would be bad, so I suppose I would wait for the police. Still, it would feel like I'm refusing to pick up my own trash in someone else's home. So I've come up with an alternative - US Embassies and consulates should set up a phone hotline, and when misbehaving tourists are reported, we will send Marines to collect them, take them somewhere private, and give them a proper beating to correct their attitude. This way we can act as proper guests should, and ensure our tax dollars are fixing the problems we cause instead of putting more work on the Japanese police.

@sirobuta_sabu Yes. SPN's for life.

デートにこれで来たらさすがに引かれる…?

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Thicker. You gotta go to the butcher for what we eat.

アメリカを買ってきた🇺🇸🐂

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Less than a tablespoon on each side, get the sides too. When grilling have the coals stacked in 1 spot with a cold spot without coals. Hard sear over them making X mark on meat as you turn. After mark let it rest for a little bit on cold spot. Then let it rest 5 min before servin

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Dear Japanese bro, mix a can of anchovies with salt rosemary and olive oil in a food processor until it takes on the consistency of wet sand. Rub less than a tablespoon on each side of a ribeye steak. Grill over charcoal. Happy grilling.

アメリカンBBQしたくても、日本では塊肉があんま売ってないし、売ってても高いし美味い調理の仕方も知らない。

@TsuyotsuyoNeko The hot/cold option is foreign here. You would have to place them in affluent areas because of the usual suspects, but warm corn pottage on a cold day would be dope.

アメリカ人は流石にこういうのでは今は喜ばんやろうね