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@nimbleshrimps Can I see the nudes..? Just for research purposes

older brother (found family coworker, adopted, not blood related) liked my nude, forgot we followed each other, realized it was me, unliked, unfollowed, and blocked me

To our Christian friends in Israel, the United States and around the world, we wish you a blessed and joyful Easter. Christians are persecuted across the Middle East, in Syria, Lebanon, Nigeria, Turkey and beyond. But in our region, Israel alone protects our Christian community which is growing and prospering. In this land where the story began, as missiles are fired at our capital, the holy city of Jerusalem, and as the US and Israel stand firm against the Iranian regime and its terror proxies, we continue to steadfastly protect the freedom of worship for all faiths, especially at this sacred time. Even under fire, our commitment is unwavering: to defend life, to safeguard liberty, and to ensure that every believer can pray in peace. May the message of renewal, hope, and faith shine brightly in your homes and hearts. Happy Easter.

Never hide your faith to appease anyone. Be proudly Christian. ✝️

Remontada 👑

It’s all about Jesus.

Things fall apart

Wish I hadn’t jerked off two seconds ago so I could be be jerking off right now

Finish studying automotive engineering and working at Tesla That's the dream

i’m a fan of outfits without any logo

It’s 4:2 by the order of the GOAT himself 🤷‍♂️

Tough to be Irish... "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked. "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."

Body count back to zero He died for our sins

“Fvck fake friends” Abeg I be fake friends, make una fvck me

shoutout to Jesus, i never would die for you bastards.

@omilli_gaga @Math_files What were you thinking making that stupid vow

@Math_files 😂😂 I made a vow not to laugh through out this year, but you cracked me!!

If you commit crime 90 times you'll get caught only 45 times Because Sin 90 = Cot 45

My rates are very reasonable

You’re looking down on yourself ke? There’s someone out there that thinks you’re the coolest person they’ve ever crossed paths with.

Most especially those Southern Kaduna girls and some stupid Unijos girls