Billy Watt

@djcrtoye @Dougmcg1 Wasn't the last time we voted

@BenartyComputer @Dougmcg1 SNP will win at least 60+ constituencies, Labour's vote is in the toilet.

Has anyone got a tactical voting link for Scottish elections based on postcode?

@JOEMRP @BBCScotlandNews I don't, what's your point?

@BBCScotlandNews I pay more tax than my colleagues in England

Scottish Conservative leader Russell Findlay asks the FM how much more tax will be taken to tackle the SNP's "£5bn bin fire"? FM John Swinney says the majority of tax payers pay less tax than they would in England #FMQs live: bbc.in/4lQDLv3

@Douglas4Moray And the reply you should have gotten was, fuck off you annoying wee cunt

My final question in the Scottish Parliament today was about the SNP's secrecy and cover-ups. They are just a bunch of chancers and liars.

@Malcolm_Offord That's what's called gaslighting Resign you fraud

The media have been having another pop at me, so here are the full facts for the public to judge for themselves: Eight years ago, in 2018, long before I was appointed a government minister in the Lords, I gave the Burns Night after-dinner speech at a rugby club before a large crowd of members and their friends, wives, husbands, and partners. I must admit, I’d had a bit to drink by then, and finished with a crude joke about the late George Michael, as I had been connecting his songs to Burns’s works. It was intended to be funny through being edgy and shocking, but I’m no Frankie Boyle or Ricky Gervais. Instead of being funny, I made members of the audience uncomfortable and instantly regretted it. I immediately apologised to the club, and made amends by voluntarily donating to the King’s Cross Steelers, the original gay-inclusive rugby union club, to support their travel and participation in the Bingham Cup in Amsterdam. I then also arranged a fixture between my club and theirs. So that’s the whole story of what happened eight years ago. Most of the media won't publish the joke, but I see that the general gist has now been reported, and I don’t want to sully your screens with something so crude.

@AlexMacLeod9 @AndrewBowie_MP They really should get on with making lying in the house a recall offence

@AndrewBowie_MP That statement is wrong. Have they a production facility ready to locate? Have they actually drilled production and injection wells? Have they a pipeline to Shearwater? Even if platform has already been built onshore it'll take at least two years to site, assemble and connect.

The Jackdaw field alone could provide the equivalent of 250 million barrels of oil in natural gas, and could be up and running by Christmas. But because of Ed Miliband and the Labour Party it is stuck in limbo. Keeping us ever more reliant on imports. Madness.

@msm_monitor I wouldn't give Shitehawk the steam off my piss, never mind an interview of any kind You know he's already written the article and he just wants a quote to hang it on

This is how BBC Scotland created its 'Sturgeon Denies' headline from yesterday. It's a cheap tabloid tactic we've seen the station employ before. In the clip below there's a cut which almost certainly removed Campbell shoehorning 'obsession' into a loaded question which Nicola Sturgeon is forced to respond to. Why else would she suddenly talk about opponents when she's been asked about political capital?

@veetay1234 I think the USA cut out the section of the sub with the reactor then cart that bit off to bury in a trench for now until they figure out where they can put them

"The next step will see Babcock cutting out the reactor pressure vessel from the reactor compartment of the decommissioned nuclear submarine Swiftsure, in an experimental process that has never been done anywhere in the world before".

@Stujay4 @PeteWishart Doubt it, bots don't get to vote

@PeteWishart They just gained thousands more votes you sap...🤣

The Reform walk out is the funniest thing we've seen for a long time at #pmqs. #goodbye....

@STVNews LPG ?

Scottish Government introduces emergency heating oil scheme. #Echobox=1774440397-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.stv.tv/politics/scott…

@PervyPepper That terrible news Sounds like you made the best choice though

Blanche didn’t have a broken leg, turns out it was cancer. It had spread so we did the kindest thing for her. I’m unbelievably sad.

@kath14sangster @BenCooper1995 Right, not Labour/Tory coalition councils massively underspending their housing budgets year on year then and prolonging a housing crisis for political purposes? news.stv.tv/east-central/f…

This new report lays bare the SNPs failures on housing and provides a plan for how Scotland can build again 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿delighted to have contributed and thank you @BenCooper1995 for his excellent research

@VividProwess Did you bomb them first ?

In the past 24 hours, the Islamic regime in Iran has launched 14 ballistic missile attacks toward Israeli cities, many of these missiles carry warheads with hundreds of kilograms of explosives. Standing with Israel is the most moral thing anyone can do.

Today is Tolkien Reading Day! Founded by the Society and held on 25 March, the date the Ring was destroyed, Tolkien Reading Day is an opportunity to read your favourite Tolkien passages. This year's theme is "Unlikely Heroes" - what will you be reading? tolkiensociety.org/2026/03/today-…

@RexKwonDo_ Plenty of room on the page for Shitehawk to troll Nicola Sturgeon though

The QEU hospital story on the BBC Scotland news webpage is about to fall onto the 3rd page. Rapidly demoted to protect Sarwar the liar.

@carol_catsx7 @GraemeDownieMP Doubt he'll have been told what to say by his bosses in London yet

@GraemeDownieMP any comment ?

If someone is shooting, I'm not going to give a shit what the parameters are share.google/vflZ5c8Wh5uaNe…

@nw_nicholas I guess, it's not as if Farage will be in Clacton even though he apparently owns a house there paid for by mysterious means

I'm hearing the BBC is struggling to find anyone from Reform prepared to appear on #BBCQT from Clacton tomorrow.

@nytimes Is it not normally called invasion and occupation?

Breaking News: Israel said it planned to expand the territory it controls in Lebanon, suggesting it might remain there beyond the fighting. nyti.ms/4bLwgRg

@SaulStaniforth A clean nappy for him ?

Trump: "[Iran] gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money, and I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize" Is it a giant wooden horse?