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@doompost Same boat here.

It’s near fucking impossible to on-ramp crypto in the U.K. Best I can find is £5k PER MONTH with Monzo. They don’t want you investing your money. Fucking awful.

@RealDonKeith @jasonmaxim Literally can’t wait for this movie to happen

Actors are so cooked. This is the most amazing AI I’ve seen yet and it’s even getting the emotions fairly accurate. Great work from Taylor Chien. I might even go watch this movie.

@PicturesFoIder Why the hell do you let people walk away with your card ? That’s insane, never would I do that.

I love when rich people rich right

PSA: Scam token beware - airdropped to Phantom wallets - hide in wallet do not touch. JupMarkets.io - do not send, transfer or sell. Hide in wallet. Inform others.

Retweet if you support him.

The Green party manifesto pledges to increase taxes by over £170bn per year Including a £90bn a year carbon tax & a £160bn increase on public spending like the NHS There would be wealth taxes of over £10bn. They would double Capital Gains Tax & National Insurance on investment income They would dramatically increase welfare spending which would ‘radically increase migration to Britain’ meaning ‘there would basically be no restrictions at all’ You have been warned if you vote for the Green Party you are voting for the end of Britain

@GBNEWS Government want to cash in on the higher prices, it’s as simple as that. Hoping to fill the black hole they created lol.

‘A very clear implication that the Chancellor doesn’t know how the fuel market works.’ GB News Political Correspondent Olivia Utley discusses petrol retailers pulling out of crisis talks with the government, amidst reports of ‘inflammatory language’ used by ministers.

@kwasi_stackbtc The most sensible thing to ever come out of your mouth

Here is the uncomfortable truth: The British political class is years behind when it comes to Bitcoin and digital assets. We are asleep at the wheel. Too many people in Westminster are happy to dismiss it with throwaway lines about “Ponzi schemes” without having spent even a few hours/days understanding what it actually is. Bitcoin didn’t appear in a vacuum. It is the latest chapter in a very long story, the evolution of money itself. From gold, to paper backed by gold, to purely fiat currencies controlled by central banks. Anyone who has seriously studied that history can see why a decentralised monetary network with a fixed supply was inevitable. That doesn’t mean every crypto project has merit. Far from it. But confusing Bitcoin with the worst excesses of the crypto industry simply reveals a lack of understanding and full transparency, this was once my view also before I took the time to learn. Britain should be leading the conversation about the future of money and financial infrastructure. Instead, far too many of our decision-makers are still trying to understand the last one. Bitcoin is the future.

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Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

“Why do you care so much about $STRC? 🙄” Idk maybe because Chase is out here paying 0.01% and has the audacity to call that a savings account. And yes, your money market account might offer you 0.5% with the leading HYSAs paying MAYBE 4-5%. Barely keeping up with inflation, how lucrative. Meanwhile STRC: - went up to 11.50% - dividends paid monthly - classified as return of capital - and issued by the largest bitcoin treasury to support the flywheel. JPMorgan has more assets than most countries have GDP and their best savings product rounds down to zero. $STRC could do more for your wealth than your bank ever could.

@BritishHodl None in the UK is thinking this…

UK’s anti-Dubai propaganda team is running overtime right now. Insane messages I’m getting from friend’s and family in the UK. They literally think Dubai is turning into Gaza right now.

#ConsumerRightsAct #Currys #KnowYourRights A rant for @currys, who are currently breaking the law. Normally I'd let it go, but your customer service is a shitshow and your desire to wash your hands of the faulty items you sell is illegal. On 10 October 2025, I walked into your Exeter shop and bought a PCSpecialist computer. This was the birthday present for my 12-year-old. A present they'd been dropping hints about for months with the subtlety of a child who remains terrible at poker. They'd saved their own pocket money towards it. I topped it up. It was, genuinely, a lovely moment. For four months, it was perfect. Homework. Games. The full experience of being 12 in 2025. On 22 February 2026, four months and 12 days after purchase, it stopped working. No final farewell. It just… stopped. My child sat there pressing the power button with increasing desperation, and nothing happened. The machine that had cost a significant amount of adult money, and a not-insignificant amount of 12-year-old pocket money, was dead. Fine, I thought. This is what a receipt is for. I'll call Currys (the shop I bought it from, with my money, as a birthday present for my child) and they'll sort it. Your staff told me that my contract wasn't with Currys, and that I should contact the manufacturer. They also told me to go in-store with the machine to have it looked at. I went in-store. The in-store staff told me to call the number I had just called. I called again. I was given the phone number for PCSpecialist. Phone → store → same phone → manufacturer. A perfect circle of not helping. A masterpiece of redirection. If it weren't happening to me, I'd almost admire it. Now let's talk about the law, because I think someone at Currys may have forgotten it exists. The Consumer Rights Act 2015 is not a suggestion. It is extremely clear on this point: when you buy something from a retailer, your legal contract is with that retailer. Not the brand on the box. Not the manufacturer. Not some third party you've never met. The shop. The one that took your money and handed you a receipt. Within the first six months of purchase, the law presumes the fault existed at the point of sale. I don't have to prove the computer was faulty when I bought it. Currys has to prove it wasn't. The burden of proof sits entirely with them. During this window, I am legally entitled to a repair or a replacement, and if either of those fails, a full refund. We are currently inside that six-month window. I bought it on 10 October 2025. I complained on 22 February 2026. I am four and a half months in. The law is not ambiguous about what happens here. What makes this particularly spectacular is that Currys' own published policy acknowledges the six-month framework. It is written down on their website. They know the rules. They have typed them up and put them on the internet. They are simply hoping that their customers are too tired from the runaround to actually enforce them. PCSpecialist are entirely blameless in this story. They manufactured a machine. Currys sold that machine to me. My dispute is with Currys. Directing me to PCSpecialist is the retail equivalent of Tesco selling you a gone-off chicken, and when you try to return it, handing you the farmer's phone number. The farmer didn't sell you the chicken. You don't have to knock on the farmer's door. You go back to the supermarket. This is not a controversial legal position. It is just how shops work. My 12-year-old has been without their birthday present for a few days now. They have been, I have to say, considerably more gracious about this than I have. They haven't complained. They've been patient. They are, in this situation, the bigger person — which is a sentence I never expected to write about a primary school leaver, but here we are. They shouldn't have to be patient. They should just have a working computer. So this is where we are, @currys. I know my rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015. But before I go down the small claims court route, and start contacting every journalist in my network on a slow news day, I am giving you the opportunity to do the right thing, in the hope that public accountability is more efficient than your customer service helpline. A child saved their pocket money for this. Sort it out.

@TheRealIdan7 @Rightanglenews The point is it sounded fucking terrible and people paid a lot of money for that rubbish lol

BREAKING - Someone recorded the crowd during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show, and of the 70,000 people in attendance, only a handful can be seen actually enjoying the music while the rest are trying to figure out what they just watched. Imagine paying $6,000 for this.

@Mrbullemmy I’ve been buying continuously for a while now. One question though, any idea why many exchanges have been delisting ?

I see lots of accounts already trying to fud $ROSE because of this little correction despite outperforming the market in the last few weeks. Soon, many will understand the potential of this one The next leg up is loading. i expect us to find a local bottom here or around $0.015/0.014 as they are demand zones NFA, DYOR..

@GBNEWS We’re doomed.

Ed Miliband emerges as new favourite to replace Keir Starmer as Labour members back ex-leader to succeed PM gbnews.com/politics/ed-mi…

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@PolitlcsUK Absolute helmet.

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says he has restored respect to UK politics since becoming PM

@Jenny_1884 It’s a tax grab, the higher the bill the more tax they receive.

It’s absolutely scandalous that our Energy bills are going up once again in January as we pay the highest in the WHOLE OF THE WORLD How is this being allowed?

@Traderfinn0 @reserveprotocol all day long

Which project is secretly building an empire right now?