Captain Rob 💙💛🤍

Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs. Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books) The Assassins' Social Club (2 books) Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀

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@wendypink224 They only offer one of these in the vending machine at work...😁

So, coffee then?

@deidrejowen Have you punched my friend in the face as well? 😱 😂

@CaptainRandom10 Hahahaha definitely relatable for me 😅

Just put on my sweater with the wrong arm first and suddenly I was 5 years old and tangled in my own clothes 🥴

It looks small but, having been there 6 or 7 times, it's a lot of walking!

Do you agree?

@judypancoast I love the twin guitarists doing the solo at the end of Hotel California 😊 The perfect timing of each is incredible.

Last night I attended one of the best concerts of my life: The Eagles at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Every guy brought his A game and the sound and visuals were a feast. Worth every penny. #spherelasvegas. #Eagles

@judypancoast Epic song....and it sounds like working in the average corporate office too 😁

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave! #eagles #spherelasvegas

I have decided to give a money-back guarantee on my books! If you don't like one of my books, bring it to my house for a full refund. 💰 You'll also get my foot up your arse, closely followed by the book and whatever kitchen implements I have lying around. 😂 #writingcommunity

@CourtSunnyYay Not really....erm....well.... Don't worry, I would admit to my part so we can share a cell 😊

@CaptainRandom10 But you said no repercussions! this was a set up!

What's the one thing you'd do if you 100% knew you could get away with it? I'm quite rebellious so I think I would either stay up after 10:00 p.m. on a work night or not take back a library book on time 😁 Or murder someone. 😂

@jzpitts I like to make people laugh and smile. It's a grim world so if my books bring someone a bit of relief for a while, that's all I need 😊

Stats for indie authors can be pretty bleak. What makes you persist, despite the odds?

@CourtSunnyYay I like that...if only because it's more cash for me 😊 And don't worry, even if I accidentally reported you to the authorities to get a big reward, I'd use some of the monet to hire a half-decent attorney for you 🤗😁

@CaptainRandom10 Nope I would hypothetically go big or go home, you can't upset and flip the system small scale.

@AlexArch_author Six idiots exist They travel to Atlanta Much chaos ensues

Convince me to read your book using a haïku!

@jaredleys "It sucks...too many great characters, too many laughs, an intriguing plot that actually made me use my brain (boohoo!) and too much globe-trotting for me. I live in a small town and don't see why people should travel, kill and have fun doing it".

Convince me NOT to read your book in the style of a 1-star review.

@CourtSunnyYay That's very kind of you... I will make sure I spend it wisely. 😁 Please go and steal the money today....there must be a local bank with a dozy security guard somewhere. 😁

@CaptainRandom10 You're last on my murder list, I'm a sucker for someone that makes me chuckle. Yes hypothetically you receive a large sum, like everyone else but I'll add a hand written note to your direct deposit

@pdb1980 Is that where we are going to bury the bodies of opposition managers who tell their keepers to go down when they're not injured?

Looking like work is under way at Elland Road #LUFC

@CourtSunnyYay When you say 'normally'... Does that mean you would make an exception for me? 😱 😂 I think a big financial heist would be good....can I be one of the recipients of your ill-gotten gains? (Assuming you haven't murdered me). 😁

@CaptainRandom10 I'm not the murdering type.. normally I think is hack the worlds banking systems and the IRS. And Robin Hood the money 💰

@CourtSunnyYay Phew! I do like a nice riot (as long as it's over by 8pm) 😁

@CaptainRandom10 The best of Riots

I think Tuesday is the worst day...it's sneaky; every week it hides behind Monday like a naughty little brother giggling while the older boy gets shouted at...and it's the first working day of the week sometimes but gets no hate at all. There's something wrong with Tuesdays.

@CourtSunnyYay Totally get away with...no one would ever know and they would be no repercussions ever 😁 *Locks doors in case you come over and murder me*

@CaptainRandom10 Get away with, or not have repercussions from? Something's would still hurt us even if we didn't get caught 😩 Asking for clarification to form the ultimate crime.