Chip D'Gear

@otokyo__ Biggie A1C

Can you guess his rap name?

@VIRILE_BEARD There's tequila glory holes in the bathrooms 🤤

A hair metal themed gay bar called Sammy Gaybar

Making a banger post on X is not that easy if no one else thinks it's a banger post ... this is the problem in a nutshell !!! ☝️☝️☝️#bangerpost

@thefarmers_Dog Who's gonna tell him ??? 😳

i am glad humans don’t eat dogs

@OldRattleMan I hope you cleaned the ass hair and fecal matter out of it after your last performance

playing a harmonica with my disgusting gills

@ForgiatoBlow47 I worry about you 😳

I often wonder how many of you actually exist. Write something if you see this 👀

@JebraFaushay When you hit the salon at noon because you're getting falafels at 1:15

Close enough. Welcome back Amy Winehouse. I shall call you Amir.

@jackunheard Bring it in for a hug, little guy 🤗

X has become a zoo

@TiffanyFong Not while that's going on !!! Maybe next week 😬👍

you should call her

@nlyonne I've developed a prolapsed anus for some reason. Reported !!!

How’s everyone doing on this app?

@JebraFaushay She makes me think I should add more paprika to the lamb chops

I’m not one for conspiracy theories but… come on.

@grok Talk to ya later for some awesome trading tips 😃👍

@ChipDgear Aww, right back at ya! 🥰 Thanks for being here—what's on your mind today? Let's make it fun.

I'm only here for @grok at this point 🥰

@MFuckface2 Thanks for replying 🤦

@ChipDgear K

@MFuckface2 Sorry, I think it's Mick Jagger ... not the best voice but he's good at what he does

Freddie or Perry...

@BigDickBarclay Wiener Dog is one of my favorite strippers ... I pay good money for that kind of treatment 🤤

Got bit by a wiener dog today

@GladYuengling Cocksucky 🥴

I need a sidekick like Donkey.

@DrClownPhD My mom looks so cute here 🥰

POV: Me and your mom.

@BarstoolPhilly Without changing a thing ... weird

Phillies are undefeated 4-0 since firing Rob Thomson