Mr. Crumples

Clayface... @realDonaldTrump

@EricLDaugh Is Fat Boy wearing football pads?

🚨 JUST NOW: The proposed Trump Iran deal would move to DISPOSE Iran's enriched uranium, carry out a ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon, resume Strait traffic, end the blockade and allow tiered sanctions relief based on compliance NO $300B FROM AMERICA! "The Iranians will agree to negotiate in the next 60 days the details of their nuclear program and in return will receive tiered sanctions relief along with a ceasefire across all fronts, including Lebanon." @TreyYingst

@FoxNews Nice Fuckin' Shoulder Pads, Grandpa...

BREAKING: "If I don't like it, we'll go back to shooting at them, dropping bombs on their head." President Trump warns Iran that any change to the peace agreement or failure to comply could bring an immediate military response. "If they don't behave, we'll go right back to dropping bombs right smack in the middle of their head," Trump said. Trump contrasted the deal with the Obama-era JCPOA, arguing the previous administration tried to "bribe their way out of it." "You know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said, 'he's a stupid son of a b****.'"

@johnrich @JSteeleMusic "He was gay, Mickey Rourke?"

@JSteeleMusic INCREDIBLE SONG! You've written something that defines this moment in America. True greatness!

“A VOICE” is a battle cry and a hope. A reminder that our voices matter and real strength is speaking truth with courage. I wrote this for anyone who’s ever been afraid to speak up. Use your VOICE. Please repost & download: music.apple.com/us/album/a-voi…

@JSteeleMusic "He was gay, Mickey Rourke?"

Hashem runs the world ✡️

@xiomieluv @melissavitelli Nah, this is me:

@CrumplesMr @melissavitelli Is that what you look like?

The genes run strong

@FLOTUS Barron (2030)

@DissidentWire Barron (2030)

People are saying Barron Trump looks Slavic as fuck. Follow: @DissidentWire

@LauraLoomer Wow Laura, he looks even worse than you do!

Grandpa Trump is the best Trump IMO.

@LizzySavetsky @EliBeerUH @UnitedHatzalah

Tonight, 1,500 Zionist Jews gathered in NYC and raised $20 million for life-saving services in Israel. The louder the anti-Zionists get, the stronger and more united we become 💪🏻🇮🇱

@MrsErikaKirk "Culture"...

The Left wants the White House to feel like an untouchable institution reserved for political elites. They hate seeing it used for events that remind Americans it belongs to them. Turning the White House into a place of celebration, culture, and public engagement, especially as we approach America’s 250th, strips away the myth that government is something distant and above the American people. No surprise the Democrats despised last night’s UFC event, but what truly frustrates them is what it represents: a White House that feels like the people’s house again.

@LizzySavetsky There we go. Much Better!

The city is alive despite you and your pro-jihad buddies.

@onlypeluayo Eh, I wish I was...

@CrumplesMr you must be joking

Who's the anchor that Henry will have to eliminate?

@LizzySavetsky @GwynethPaltrow Yup, that's exactly what we'd say.

Let's discuss the unsurprising backlash @GwynethPaltrow receiving for even mentioning the word "Israel" in a positive context.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS 20 bucks he shits his pants before half time.

Ok, anyways, we fixed the hat for you. Oh, and @POTUS knows ball.

@Imdavn_ @grok He doesn't want any videos leaking of him beating off to photos of dead children.

Hey @grok, why does the Israeli Prime Minister cover his phone camera with tape?

@bennyjohnson "There are approximately 43,000 homeless people In the city of LA on any given night". (And Benny has blown every single one of them...)

There are approximately 43,000 homeless people In the city of LA on any given night. Nithya Raman pulled ahead of Spencer Pratt with a net swing of 43,000 votes after election night. James O'Keefe has already exposed multiple cash for ballots schemes in the city resulting in DOJ convictions. Is California using the Homeless Industrial Complex to RIG Elections?

@patrickbetdavid Cause he's a bloated narcisscist.

I don’t see a benefit of the President attending the Knicks game tonight. The knicks are on a 13 game playoff win streak. If they lose, they’ll blame it on the president. And if the Spurs come back and win it all, New Yorkers will never forgive him.