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@GaryMarcus I would not trust Mira any further than I could throw her.
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@_AJGrant @LeftistBlondie if you want to get personal, then you should expect the same in return.
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@LeftistBlondie Why did he crash out like that, bro does your wife not have 3 baby daddies ? 😂
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Real recognizes real or whatever they say
Andrew Wilson@paleochristcon
Most of my wife's female critics are or were engaged in a form of prostitution.
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This game is going to bankrupt Rockstar. It has to sell roughly 13 million copies (at $80/each) just to break even. The rising cost in computer hardware has shrunk the potential market of those who even have the necessary specs to play it, and the writing is probably garbage.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: GTA 6 estimated to have cost $1 billion
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@Breaking57 If this chick did was she is accused of that’s a shitty human, but we can’t let cops barge into our house. That’s a bigger issue than what’s going on here. They don’t get to come in without a warrant. This needs to be dealt with swiftly.
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@XboxStudio This is called a rebrand. They want you to forget what was before by replacing what was.
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Lo de Asha ya se sale de madre.
Xbox añadirá una nueva animación y sonido de inicio la próxima semana en las consolas Series X|S
Alguien me explica que estaban haciendo Phil y Sarah?
En serio.
Asha@asha_shar
New boot up coming next Wednesday. Sound on!
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@HowlingNorm0 lol, saying that "you have to be a way" to be alt is the opposite of alt.
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Young men: this person is peak loser. Childless. Take away the money, and you have a vagrant.
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Seth Rogen invented a rolling tray
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On any other year he wouldn’t have looked as ignorant as he does… Beyoncé is co-chair. She’s on his invitation. No matter how he feels, he could’ve prepared an answer. Men don’t like it when they’re not the main character… thats also why men don’t recognise Beyonce as the greatest regardless of her having achievered way more than Michael Jackson. US metrics by nature are about quantity but this never applies to Beyonce because it would mean the greatest is no longer a man- and Thats why this man behaved that why- misogyny.
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still a bit stunned by his genius instinct to: purchase one of the most culturally ubiquitous brands to emerge in the 21st century and immediately strip it of any cohesive identity in both form and function
Andreas Storm@avstorm
Evolution of the Twitter/X home icon
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@DonJoeDev @ThePrimeagen then why are the people who shout the loudest shouting about water?
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@ThePrimeagen Is not about the water alone, go do some research on the matter of why mega data-centers are bad for EVERYONE, specially those that live near them. Bonus point if you understand why the so called "first world" are trying to push them over poor/emergent countries.
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