Endless Mike

@TheGreenOldDill Get ahold of yourself, man!

Boy, I really do love bananas. Pickles are worse than British cuisine.

@2CynicAl65 He died so young. End of an era.

This is the beginning of the end.

@thepocketgeek On I-4??? There would be traffic running across the state!!!

I wish a MFer would.

@iamtheonewho75 Uuuuuh, buddy? I think somebody sold you seaweed.

Snack!

@TimothyDooner @DailyMail The third world is winning, so not really.

@DailyMail Is anything not some kind of BS fraud scheme now? Anything???

Everest poisoning scandal: Guides 'secretly lace climbers' food to trigger costly helicopter rescues' as part of £15million insurance scam trib.al/DK6tZ25

@AlaskanCourtney It needs a fork sticking out of the tail end. And when you smack it, it lurches forward and swallows Brussels sprouts into a tray below.

Those people are all crazy. It’s quite obviously a hippo.

@Gunblaze1969 King of the Hill. A new relatable subtlety through every watch.

What would you suggest?

@JustynTyme_ I’ll do it next year.

@_yogi_Bear_316 Had a spring clip from the back of a lock cylinder hide in the beard for a few minutes. Searched everywhere, then had a moment of realization that sent me combing through mine and found it. Nail's a winner.

When you are doing a little demo work and find a nail in your beard 🤣🤣🤣

@denstarr4 Superhero landing... so hard on the knees.

I think they would have been better off just making the Hancock sequel.

@DaddyWarpig Friggin' Common Core garbage...

1 student + 2 teachers = 4some Obviously they weren't math teachers.

@thepocketgeek Hell yeah. 💪

The greatest Uncle flex in the history of Uncle flexes.

@TypoDynamofo Right? Looking back, it was really an exciting time! Take THAT, wedding day!

@EndlessMikeD First Doctor Pepper AND autotheft? Nice.

For a quarter

@liekitisnot Oh, they're still the rage. They're like Beck Hansen--they show up every couple decades, blow our minds, then retreat until the next time they're ready to stun with their excellence.

Does anyone remember when fractals were all the rage?

Pffft 😂

@TerminalBirder @collinwood_j Haaaaaaa, got me!

@EndlessMikeD @collinwood_j Check the date, good sir

All Christian denominations are pretty much the same. So I’m selling off my icons and becoming Seventh Day Adventist.

@moosebro45 You know, Moose—your shoelaces are untied…

April Fools day is bullshit.😐