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@Argyle No pepple?

Today's team! 📋 💪 Harding starts in defence 🪄 Paterson back in midfield 🎯 Tolaj returns up top

@ProudSocialist Iran has been boming saudis UAEs and kuwaits airports since the start of the conflict 🤷

BREAKING: The United States and Israel are bombing Mehrabad International Airport in the heart of Tehran right now. Bombing a civilian airport is a war crime.

@oelma__ LEFT OVER BACON!!! blasphemy

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@XiThice It spoils the fun of the final. You've beem once spent all that money and then you have to do it again

Who else thinks the FA Cup semi-finals shouldn't be at Wembley? They should be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Anfield, Villa Park, or St James' Park, leaving the final as a Wembley exclusive!

@bestofStarTrek Janeway. Sisko was a commander of a space station and had the full backing of the federation. Janeway was a captain who was stranded 70000 light years from home and had to rely on herself and her crew only with very few allies

Sisko or Janeway?

@notcapnamerica Most hotels tensd to have most light switches by the bed. Having said that even if they dont i tend to use mostly those ones anyway. Im in a hotel not a lighthouse i dont need all those lights on

The accuracy tho 😭

@JonPAFC @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Which is still wasting time

@FatJanner @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Come on pal. It’s not timewasting, it’s feigning injury to break up the game and allow the team to gather together with the manager. It’s a shocking form of gamesmanship that we have been guilty of!! It needs to be stopped I agree entirely but sadly it’s not officially cheating

@PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL hes openly admitted hes cheated. TWICE. Something needs to be done about this rule. I heard a good idea that if a keeper goes down then an outfield player of the refs choosing needs to go off for 30 seconds

@JonPAFC @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL Since when is timewasting not cheating?

@FatJanner @PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL It’s not cheating though is it. Sadly it’s a loophole that has been exposed by almost every side, including us, this season. Hopefully it will be eradicated next season as it is infuriating. But you can’t claim cheating when it’s not breaking a rule

@RealEmirHan He got that right. Little film

Tom Holland claims he was the one who saved the cinema first during Covid, not Tom Cruise. “I know Tom Cruise loves to say he brought film industry back, but he forgot about this little film called Uncharted that was shooting four months before he was.”

@HoodedClaw1974 Shes literally thw only foreigner in this country that is intimidated by a flag

Narinder Kaur says she is intimidated by our flags and that the council is right to take them down. I cant wait for Restore Britain to silence people like this.

@goalsside Considering he equalised it was hardly the 1st goal scored there...

@LibOrNormal Thata sounds like they were high as fuck when they wrote it and went fuck it thats amazing

Can we all agree that the song "Rock Lobster" from the B52's is the worst song ever?!?!

@FightStorage Tbf he probably got bored of waiting for her cos im guessing she needed a 30 minute sit down rest to get to the bathroom then another rest ro get back

Woman says during a date, when she went to the restroom, her date ordered food for himself but not for her. He then remarked, “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.” 👀

@yellowbelly95 @HangryHippo91 @ChrisErrington1 Is that the 1 whwre the keeper got cramp from lying down 🤣

@HangryHippo91 @ChrisErrington1 I suppose if you’re dominating the game you wouldn’t do it. Mansfield were the worst I’ve seen this season. GK constantly going down and one of their players getting subbed tripped over himself walking off and went down injured 😂

Steven Schumacher told Bolton goalkeeper Jack Bonham to go down to the ground twice during his side's 2-1 win against Argyle to break up play. "Every team does it to us in every game we play but today I had to do it twice." Read More: ⬇️ #pafc plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/football…

@yellowbelly95 @ChrisErrington1 Make an outfield player go off for 30 seconds

@ChrisErrington1 Maybe a rule if your keeper goes down they need to be subbed, either permanently if really injured or for 5 mins if a knock but can continue. Would stop this feigning injury nonsense.

@keenwontmiss No sympathy. He looks like hes 12 years old and been given 60 burgers an hour every hour his qhole life on request and shes done nothing to stop it. Shes the reason hes fat shes the reason he violent shes the reason he always gets his way because she brought him up wrong

@topskillsportuk She shouldn't have got in the way. If that was a man we would shout WAAAAAY and not even bat an eyelid

🚨💣 Shocking lack of discipline in the Turkish league 😳 Referee Esra Arıkboğa suffered an unfortunate fall during the match — but the player simply turned and walked away without offering any help. A total act of indiscipline from a professional. Sources say an apology was made behind closed doors, but many are calling it completely unacceptable.

@TouchlineX False. He never was the best in the world

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

@LeeHurstComic True lie

This is class. 😁⬇️