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The Fat Janner

@FatJanner

argyle fan 80/92 Fat fingers. Always making spelling mistake. Too lazy to correct

Plymouth, England Katılım Nisan 2021
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The Fat Janner
The Fat Janner@FatJanner·
@Readzswfc06 Argyle league 2 with exeter in league 1. I wont bother arguing with you or the wall because you clearly dont know ball
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Jamie Ohara
Jamie Ohara@Mrjamieohara1·
Hull should just be promoted to the premier league it’s an absolute farce, boro lost simple as that you can’t then be put into a final, you lost because you couldn’t score, if hull lose the final they should sue the EFL. Absolute shambles
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Worst Finance Takes
Worst Finance Takes@Lifeinvestmoney·
This basic meal cost me $37 I can’t afford a house because I need to eat to survive How do we fix this?
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Townseyyyy
Townseyyyy@Townseyyyy·
@Mrjamieohara1 Recent cases where teams have been expelled from a knockout competition for breaking the rules In every single case the affected team were reinstated and progressed to the next round It’s pretty basic stuff ffs. Give your head a shake
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trisa@trisaleon·
How many people are still in the room Think you can solve this?
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Dr. Skin@AIpromptforum·
@Ambar_SIFF_MRA She only just smiled at him....it wasnt serikus, since her boyfriend was frowning his own face
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Ambar
Ambar@Ambar_SIFF_MRA·
Never tolerate such disrespect. Instant break-up is the only way.
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DSZN8𓀀@Neduszn8·
Without mentioning Nicolas Anelka and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Guess a player that played for both ARSENAL and LIVERPOOL LEVEL; VERY HARD🤯
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BKP@BenKirkSFC·
The EFL haven’t just punished us; they’ve ruined us. In addition to losing half our team, we’ll be sued for many, many millions by players, sponsors & rival teams. We’re essentially facing years of decline and pain on and off the pitch. Thats why this is disproportionate.
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Jack Leslie
Jack Leslie@jackolesliepafc·
Shoot me down all you like. The disrespect I’m seeing for Edwards is off the scale. A few weeks ago he’s Mr Argyle. He’s essential. Both on and off the pitch. His experience is invaluable. Build the fucking statue. Bloke wants a 2 year deal. Nah get rid we can’t afford it 🫠
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The Fat Janner
The Fat Janner@FatJanner·
@theawayfans I agree with the last 1. Argentina would be down to 7 after just 5 minutes every single game
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The Away Fans
The Away Fans@theawayfans·
German referee Patrick Ittrich has suggested making the following changes to football's rules: 1) "For a tactical foul in midfield, a free-kick should be awarded 17 metres from goal. How often will we see such fouls then?" 2) "If the player rolls on the floor three times and needs a doctor, get him one and make him wait on the sideline for 3 minutes. How quickly do you think the player will stand up?" 3) "If a player insults the referee, send them off for 10 minutes to calm down. Go cycling to warm up before coming back in. We can learn from handball in that respect." 4) "How is a referee surrounded by 10 men after a decision? In my opinion, boom, boom, boom — three red cards. Play seven against ten now. That'd be fine by me."
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Jon Trickett MP
Jon Trickett MP@jon_trickett·
All major sporting finals should be free to watch on UK television. I’d like to see the government take action to ensure future events like the Champions League final are accessible to as many people as possible. theguardian.com/football/2026/…
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The Fat Janner
The Fat Janner@FatJanner·
@YappAppLtd Sad thing is 2 lives have been destroyed here. The wreckless kid on the bike and the driver because even though it wasnt his fault he'll still be given a prison sentence
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Yapp@YappAppLtd·
🚨LIVE: Air ambulance lands at serious crash on Morley Street in Bradford A motorbike rider was thrown into a parked car after overtaking an Audi that was turning right. The Yorkshire Air Ambulance has touched down at the scene right now, with emergency services dealing with the incident. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…
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Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews·
BREAKING: PGMO has been in touch with Nottingham Forest and admitted Manchester United’s second goal during yesterday’s game should not have been given 🚨
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Matthew Marsden
Matthew Marsden@matthewdmarsden·
American bacon is better than British bacon. No contest.
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🃏@Yuzarsiv0·
I told my husband I wanted out of our marriage because I had fallen in love with someone else. He didn’t argue. He only asked me for one final favor before signing the divorce papers. We had been married for 14 years. Daniel was a good man. Responsible. Loyal. Predictable. Too predictable. He was a high school teacher who lived by routines and schedules. Breakfast at 7. News at 9. Bills paid two weeks early. The same restaurants. The same vacations. The same life.
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The Fat Janner
The Fat Janner@FatJanner·
@GriftReport As a fat person myself this is a perfectly valid reason to fat shame the fat fuck
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G R I F T Y@GriftReport·
Lard ass bakery bandit steals HALF a cake maker’s entire stock from her honesty-box shed without leaving a single penny Sabina Seidel, 39, from Spalding, Lincolnshire, opened her dream Treat Street Bake Shed in March 2026 using a simple honesty system with a QR code for card payments and a cash box. On 9 May, between 7:25pm and 8pm, a pony-tailed man in a red T-shirt calmly walked in, filled a plastic bag with 25 home-made cakes and cookies worth around £80, licked his lips, tried the cash box, and strolled out. Sabina, watching on her hidden CCTV, initially thought he was a customer paying and even thanked him as he left. She only realised the theft when she saw the open door and empty shelves. Lincolnshire Police are investigating and have confirmed no arrests have been made..yet
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GunnerPulse
GunnerPulse@GunnerPuls·
Current - Wingers Pyramid Do you agree or any changes chatt?
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Patrick W. Cutler
Patrick W. Cutler@PatrickWCutler·
Rumors have swirled across the internet that the Rousey-Carano fight was staged. What do you think?
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Lint
Lint@Zeshankenzo·
Hearts player knocking a phone out a fans hand then stamping on it. More unprovoked naked aggression. Fan pushes the Hearts player out the way to try to retrieve his phone. No doubt chalked up as ‘an assault’.
Lint@Zeshankenzo

Shankland assaulting.

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