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Carrie🌻

@FirstLadyNot

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Europe Присоединился Aralık 2019
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Carrie🌻
Carrie🌻@FirstLadyNot·
He’s now the COO of the company
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Mukhtar
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar·
A follower sent me this. Apparently, that Nazi Ryan had a Grindr account. This explains why he is full of hate and frustration all the time because he is pretending to be something that he's not. Come out of the closet, bro. It's 2026.
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Red Pill Dispenser
Red Pill Dispenser@redpilldispensr·
What are the odds that both people who attempted to assassinate Donald Trump also appeared in BlackRock commercials?
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Kulture Watch@kulture_watch·
David Brooks trying to mock another MLA by playing a "violin" while she speaks. Wonder which chin he's holding it to? 🤔 This 🤡 is getting a 27% pay rise!
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Carrie🌻@FirstLadyNot·
Amidst all the moaning about the supposed cancellation of Easter, I really think the gammonati need to chill and just…
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: An extremely MAGA televangelist from Mississippi who claimed that God was using Donald Trump to start the Iran War so that the Biblical Apocalypse could begin and Rapture up all the Christians just got arrested for running a meth lab in the basement of his church.
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Damien
Damien@taxidamien·
I know it's a horrible habit but I've been smoking for over 50 years and it's one of the few pleasures I have left. Anyway I was just in buying a pack and this leftie looking wan with pink hair decided to inform me that it was bad for my health. She stormed off when I told her about a fascinating statistic I read recently that 100% of non smokers will die
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Robert Jenrick
Robert Jenrick@RobertJenrick·
I’m fearful for our next few years. On issue after issue - migration, energy, welfare and the war - Polanski and Rayner are running Starmer.
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Carrie🌻
Carrie🌻@FirstLadyNot·
@BelTel Ahahaha good luck with that 🤣🤣🤣
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Belfast Telegraph
The border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland will “be part of the reset” between the EU and UK in the event of a Reform UK government, one of the party’s MPs has said. belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-…
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Tori atheist
Tori atheist@ToriatheistTori·
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Flying_Rodent
Flying_Rodent@flying_rodent·
This relentless blubbering and pant-pissing over nothing is a million times more embarrassing than any amount of complaints about micro-aggressions, or whatever. Humiliating stuff really, you’re a grown man and you’re squealing in fake terror about Easter eggs.
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
All on a rock flying through space.
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☆Mr Sal☆
☆Mr Sal☆@Mr_Sal_·
Not a single mention of Easter; we're a Christian country FFS.🤬
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