Dammit

@fuckyouiquit Statute of limitations on insider trading is? anyone anyone?

Gotta love throwing your own kids under the bus "I'm not an inside trader, Eric handles all that illegal shit for me"

@GuntherEagleman more saltine american sharia law I see

Dear Jesus, Please remove Leader Thune from Senate Leader. In your name we Pray, AMEN.

@poe_collector One of the greatest crimes in anime history is that the rest of his books were never given this treatment as well.

I will be there no matter what.

@KylieJaneKremer Painfully stupid.

I’m telling y’all that someone with an extreme case of TDS geoengineered this weather in DC. Same way they geoengineered Trump’s inauguration to be one of the coldest in U.S. history. People with TDS hate Trump more than they love America.

@AkilahObviously Air B&B has run it's course, shut it down. Last time i tried to stay in Chicago the lister contacted me off record and tried to get me to change units 4 times off the air bnb books as I was on my way to the city.

That’s why their stupid business is dying.

@FranziaMom I love that Ohio got Devo, but also.... there have been at a minimum 500 more recent great bands from Ohio. As a roadtrip song? I would be forced o choose New Bomb Turks. Probably something off Nightmare Scenario, that's a hella driving record

If Montana isn’t Silkworm, we riot

@GraceSpelman Ill Communication, start to finish.

trying to imagine if there were any songs travis wanted to play at the wedding reception but taylor said no

@laurthegoblin Hopgoblin.

If a princess loses a frog, it turns into a prince 👑 what happens if a goblin kisses a frog? Will it turn into a knight?

@FranziaMom he professes to love Ween but then calls them not dorky? Smells like bait.

This is how you can tell it's ragebait. Ween is a profoundly dorkass band that I have seen live upwards of 10 times.

@RepBrandonGill You never had to be afraid of being called racist, but you should always be afraid of the consequences of not heeding the warning. (calling you racist is the warning I'm sorry if I wasn't crayon and paste eater friendly levels of clear there)

Calling us racist doesn’t work anymore.

@Acyn I mean, the Ohio state fair routinely draws near a million, but sure woo, 150k. woo.

Rollins on Great American State Fair: 150,000 people coming to celebrate the Great American State Fair over the last five or six days—I call that a huge success.

@blacknredtext Because battlefield 3 mortars fucking traumatized sniper bros, rusher bros and were the single funniest way to kill engineer backed tank rushes.

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@ChristnNitemare Don't preach in my airplane and I won't land it in your pulpit.

The question everyone wants to hear when they get on a plane... This is not OK.

@FranziaMom a midwest emo tribute to Lush would be dope

@FranziaMom Emo with a fuzz pedal summer 2026

There are like 30 shoegaze bands and 9 of them are good. If you are calling something shoegaze, it’s probably just Rock Music.

@mattvanswol It's how the nation was build you ridiculous nincompoop.

WAIT WAIT WAIT... So the Supreme Court basically ruled that ANYONE, from ANYWHERE, who came into the country by ANY MEANS... ...can have a baby in the United States and that baby is automatically an American citizen???? What are we even doing here? That is obviously insane.

@edgarwright The Fugazi Albini sessions album they put out for charity. Different energy. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini-s…

Name your favourite song of 2026 so far. You can only name ONE. No lists. Just the first track that comes into your noggin.

@AP Just tattoo 'for sale' on their foreheads already and be done with it.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court strikes down limits on party spending in federal elections, backing Republican appeal. apnews.com/article/suprem…

@voidedintern MFer acting like discovering that being a prick is genetic is some kind of revelation. We get it, your kids are trash too. Not news.

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless "I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce." "So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger." "And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce." "So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."