MrEstateAgent

Is this 2m social distancing @MundysUK? Absolute joke.

How lucky to live here...💙

Interesting snippet from a Purplebricks response to 1-star .@trustpilot review - I wonder what .@Feefo_Official have to say about that?

@northwoodlincs Milton Keynes? What are you talking about you massive numpty? Bloody amateur. Bored now. Clearly not busy enough and channelling all your time to waste here. Have a good day.

@GrumpyEA Multiple branches, What Lincoln & Milton Keynes. 😂😂😂😂

Well@done @northwoodlincs Absolute 🐕 💩 marketing. If I was your landlord you’d be getting notice!

@northwoodlincs Why don’t you go and retake those photos and do something productive. I didn’t say I wasn’t in Lincoln if you read my messages. Have a great day.

@GrumpyEA You say not "local", yet every single agent you target, is in Lincoln??? I'm sure your customers are very proud of you.

@northwoodlincs I’m not a ‘local’ agent. I have multiple branches in different areas. Standards are set high by clients, these images aren’t even phone camera quality I’m afraid. Don’t be cross with me, be cross that you allowed your standards to get so low!

@GrumpyEA It's a real shame when a local agent targets their competitors, whilst manipulating property photos & constantly leaves sold properties on portals to give a false impression of their size. We all make mistakes as we are human. Work together to better the industry standards.

@MancusoProperty @WilliamHBrown Excellent, top banter

@GrumpyEA @WilliamHBrown They said it was because their Samsung Galaxy S10+ was broken.

Call @WilliamHBrown on the number below to ask why they’ve taken the clients photos on an iPhone???? Ruskin Avenue, Lincoln rightmove.co.uk/property-for-s… Proper shockingly shite

"We've decided to use the other agent because of cheaper fees" The other agent:

@_SecretEA_ Fair enough

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@R4W__ @Agent_PeeBee @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ Absolutely. No standards

@GrumpyEA @Agent_PeeBee @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ Yaaaaar I’m on about a pro camera not an iPhone for marketing pics. It’s just lazy and incompetent. They have absolutely no fucking standards and the vendor is a fool for approving this listing IMO.

Dog shit photos @WilliamHBrown taken on an iPhone. If I was you client I’d be pulling the listing 🤯😂🤬 Moor Lane, Branston Booths, Lincoln rightmove.co.uk/property-for-s… @Agent_PeeBee @_SecretEA_

@R4W__ @Agent_PeeBee @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ But iPhones!

@Agent_PeeBee @GrumpyEA @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ They’re easy to use these days. No excuse using old or lazy tech. Decent lens. Auto focus. Teach yourself in 9 minutes.

@Indigo_Greens It’s simons close 🤷🏻‍♂️

Simons Close.... Guess where this street is? 💛💚 #bhfyp #guesswhere

@EstateBadger @GulliverStacey All bollocks

@integraps @henryadamsllp Or this

Example of poor estate agency. Beautiful thatched cottage on sale via @henryadamsllp The details refer to the Property Misdescription Act 1991. Shall we tell them that the PMA was repealed in 2013! Wonder if they’ve heard of Consumer Protection Regs 2008? onthemarket.com/details/744936…

@Agent_PeeBee @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ I’d be pissed off if it was a £50k listing.

@GrumpyEA @WilliamHBrown @_SecretEA_ I've seen worse... although I agree the homeowner deserves far better!

@eabanter What do they stop?

Substancial spelling mistake

@vicky4244 He’s a wrong un

@eabanter That blunt was strong

This front door is a bit of a spin out