Grumpy Joe 🇺🇸🇺🇦

They should play the theme to “The Benny Hill Show” every time MAGA Republicans are on TV. That’s what I hear.

@Matt_Pinner 40% tip? No way

YES or NO?

@Lancegooden He tore down the East Wing you fool.

President FDR built an indoor swimming pool with private funds. President Obama built a basketball court with private funds. Yet a single judge can block President Trump from building a PRIVATELY FUNDED ballroom that would benefit generations to come.

LMFAO 🤣 🤣🤣 @Sec_Noem

@LauraLoomer GFY

I flew back to the US last night after being abroad for a few days. I landed in Atlanta, Georgia before my connecting flight, and 4 out of 8 of the workers at customs were wearing hijabs. Why do we allow for Muslims to work as TSA agents and work inside US airports? It’s very alarming to me. We have too many Muslims in America. Makes me feel very unsafe.

@lawyer_memes If this is true you are a complete douche bag.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@NancyMace LMFAO, you’re a damn liar.

You can either believe me, the woman who put her entire political career on the line exposing Epstein and other predators, or you can believe the (alleged) Muslim-woman-beater “ethics” investigator. Your call.

@oelma__ Go back to school, basic math

@RepNancyMace You are a fucking clown

We don't lie. We told you exactly what happened in Hillary's deposition. Her spokesperson tried to cover it up. We said the tapes would speak for themselves. Surprise. Here's your proof, as promised.

@ScottJenningsKY BS

🚨🚨Senior Trump Administration officials telling me that credible intelligence indicated Iran planned preemptive missile strikes against US military targets in the region, and against civilian targets as well. Failure to act would’ve resulted in mass US casualties.

@RepNancyMace GFY you are a clown

I want to thank my GOP colleagues for trusting me with a generous amount of time today to question Secretary Clinton on her ties to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. I am not suicidal. The tires on my car were recently rotated. All of my security cameras work.

@RepNancyMace You sure is dumb

Price reductions of up to 600% on prescription drugs. This is what American people desperately needed.

@RepNancyMace Are you seriously that dumb?

@LauraLoomer It’s great, isn’t it? LMFAO

Have you noticed how cowardly conservatives are? They are all so focused on having friends and being invited to events and jerking each other off on their dumb podcasts that none of them have the courage to condemn toxic forces on the right. Just another reminder of why the GOP will lose the midterms and probably even lose 2028. The GOP doesn’t enforce moral clarity. Midterms will be a total bloodbath. Everyone knows it too. That’s why there is no good energy coming from the House and Senate. It’s a total drag. You really can’t even pretend to be positive about it anymore. The entire party is being hijacked by nut jobs who peddle conspiracies and anti-Trump lies handed to them by Islamic foreign governments and low IQ malignant narcissistic podcasters. You shouldn’t listen to people who tell you it’s all going to work out. Those people lack the moral clarity to say what needs to be said.

@RepLuna Wow, you are an idiot. People actually elected you?

When you realize the Biden Admin issued over 3.8 million social security cards to noncitizens, you realize why it’s so important to pass the SAVE America Act.

@Timcast Pathetic

if the president called me and asked me to attend the state of the union id cancel any show or event and attend

@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson You are a nut job

I’m very worried about President Trump’s safety. The Woke Reich is radicalizing young Amercians with conspiracy theories about POTUS being a puppet for Israel, and conspiracies about him covering for Jeffrey Epstein. I believe people like Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson, @RepThomasMassie and @FmrRepMTG are hoping one of their followers will assassinate President Trump over their lies. The shooter in Rhode Island was a supporter of MTG, Fuentes and Massie. The attempted assassin at Mar a Lago wanted to murder President Trump over the Epstein Files, and he was an avid supporter of Thomas Massie. And members of the Woke Reich are posting videos calling for people to storm the White House with guns to murder Trump under the false premise that he is “controlled by @netanyahu”. Why can’t people see that anti-Semitism is being used as a tool to incite political violence in America? I worry about President Trump. I think some of the people around him deliberately hide information from him. We should all pray for President Trump’s safety and protection. His comments today gave me chills. They made my stomach sink.

@PoliticalStacy Wow, Stacy is an ass

AOC... Has never had a child. Has never been married. Has never ran a business. Has never run a home. Has never managed people. Has never held a professional job. Has never served on a local committee. Has no real life experience. Is a typical deadbeat socialist.

@ScottPresler Cry harder and cut your hair

Democrats are outvoting Republicans in early voting for the March 3rd primary. If Texas falls, the nation falls. 🟦 544,894 🟥 440,996 +🟦 103,898

@NICKIMINAJ You’re pathetic

One of the most meaningful gifts I’ve ever received in my entire life.

@ScottPresler Cry harder. He doesn’t get to do whatever he wants.

SCOTUS struck down President Trump’s reciprocal tariffs. If a nation cannot stop other countries from ripping the U.S. off, then we are not a free nation. This ruling goes across our sovereignty. Coney Barrett, Gorsuch, & Roberts joined the democrats.