@TwinkleTots69 @ceraliza If he has a fart fetish my guy....
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Sam/Laylithe
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Sam/Laylithe
@HandmadeSam802
Freelance Opinionated Seamstress 🪡 Message me 💌 if you'd like to purchase a custom product ✨️
Rutland, VT Присоединился Mart 2025
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@ceraliza Dude the fact that the guy doesn't fucking care about that is a huge green flag
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I'm crying lmfao my friend went on a date with a really nice guy and mistakenly farted (loudly in
restaurant.
He's begging her for a second date but she's so embarrassed that she doesn't want to 😭🤣😭🤣
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@CallherJhoyy @lilyally98 And then they take custody of the kids, call her an unfit mother and mentally ill. I'm living it right now. The propaganda got me. Sorry, ladies.
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@lilyally98 His family take his properties, claims she's not their family, she's left with no income to fend for the kids , no money to hire lawyers
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So what happens when he decides to leave or die?
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes
"Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince people this was oppressive."
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@TobiasGrtner13 @Nglmia_x Karsten is diabolical i love it 🤣
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@Nglmia_x Oh I would love that. You basically have idk 6 months to drive them crazy:
Kaylor
Keorge
Killiam
Khean
Konald
Koseph
One more ridiculous than the next. If they ask you to be serious, say you love German and want to call him Karsten 🤣
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I'm pregnant with my first son and my in-laws are furious.
Why?
Because I don't want to give him a name that starts with K.
In my husband's family, every male for generations has had a K-name.
My MIL even handed me a list of approved options.
When I said I wasn't sure, the room went silent.
My FIL told me it's family tradition.
I asked why.
His answer:
"Because that's how we've always done it."
The name isn't even the real issue.
They've already planned my unborn son's football career too.
Jerseys.
Camps.
The whole thing.
I told them our child gets to be his own person.
If he loves football, great.
If he loves theater, music, art, racing, or something else entirely, that's great too.
Apparently that's me "destroying the family legacy."
The funny part?
My husband doesn't care about the tradition at all.
He just wants us to choose a name we both love.
Somehow I'm still the villain.
"Am I wrong for thinking traditions should be optional, not mandatory?"
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@NIOSwitzerland @chefsevenn Nobody wants their mashed potatoes like that
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@retricted_mov @Laylithe_ @RyanCityLifePGH @aruvinchan Big words for a pussy sitting behind a screen.
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@Kubmemes @prinkasusa It was all women and children being exploited for hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of years.
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@prinkasusa History really said: no childhood, no pause button, just continuous “next episode”… and it was all tragedy.
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Sam/Laylithe ретвитнул
@hell_line0 "Abortion is murder" so is funding a genocide or unnecessary wars or the pockets of people who ate babies but y'all won't say shit about that huh??
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@ma1ybe She should've popped his ball, to get the point across.
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No, we dont. That’s an appropriate and immediate response. He asked for it.
Steve@Loverism__
Have you ever noticed that women always escalate their reactions x100??
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@penguin74us @Maharajin_ @ABmrJutt Did you just say that it's ok to rape kids as long as you make sure they stay alive?? Holy fucking shit
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@Nonmerci______ @I089183538 @luvhuss So that when she's older and trying to expose the system of things, her elders will call her crazy. This is how the world works by the way.
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@I089183538 @luvhuss Quel intérêt de faire continuer à croire à un enfant à quelque chose qui n’existe pas pourquoi ne pas profiter du fait qu’elle l’ai découvert pour lui dire la vérité ?
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Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
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@viaxvyy @prinkasusa ...but then they want to fuck and impregnate the same creature, and it isn't allowed to complain the entire time about anything. Back pain? His is worse, he works. Hungry? Not as much as him. Tired? No way; he works.
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@prinkasusa Men want a woman with no hair, no complaints about her period, short, silly and obedient, soft and feminine, no acne, smoooth skin.
They want children.
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Controversial take, I think men’s obsession with women being hairless sits uncomfortably close to pedophilia. The cultural obsession men have with a completely hairless female body deserves scrutiny.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
bruh...bad hygiene excuse me? why were you zooming in to begin with? sorry a lesbian just existing is icky to you.
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@hy_wemmy They stick it in buttholes. 🤷♀️ thats all I'm gonna say
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