IPO Joe

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares. @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation. This is a Biden win for flyers! apnews.com/article/jetblu…

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

@antibearthesis He’s fucked

My older brother is 28. He has: • $0 invested • $35k in savings • $10k car loan • No other debt He thinks he’s behind financially. What would you tell him?

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

If you haven't seen Bill Maher interview David Cross yet, find it and watch it. All I have to say is check this dude's hard drive.

Ilhan Omar says "World War eleven" instead of WW2, obviously mistaking the Roman numeral for 2 (II) as eleven. 11/10 retard

Was Chris Simms enjoyable as a studio analyst? No. Did his role on Football Night in America make sense? Not even once. But will be be missed? Absolutely not.

@jasrifootball Guy is very low IQ. Has a job because of his daddy.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chris Simms announced he’s been let go from Football Night In America. Changes were coming with Mike Tomlin making his way into NBC.

@Tironianae Naggers

JUST IN🚨: Olympic sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson busted for blasting over 100 mph in a 65 zone—clocked at 104 mph in her Aston Martin, tailgating, weaving lanes, and flashing lights like rules don't apply. Her boyfriend, fellow track star Christian Coleman, rolls up in a black Jeep, refuses to comply with officers, gets arrested for resisting without violence. Deputies find a glass smoking device with cannabis residue in his vehicle—straight to drug paraphernalia charges. No special treatment for celebrities or athletes. Reckless speeding endangers lives on our roads, and ignoring cops just compounds it. Florida's super speeder law is doing its job—hold everyone accountable, no excuses. Law and order matters. 🇺🇸

@benmaller just know. My dream was the radio. I found your show with my newborn. I now look forward to the entire 4 hours of freedom when my poltergeist wife is sleeping. Kid is awesome. Wife sucks. Thank the lord for Bill Baller!

@heykayadams Is it herpes though?

What's the terrible towel curse

$SNOA to watch over the days and weeks

@KyleBrandt @WWERollins @gmfb @nflnetwork @ESPNNFL Super Gay

Great morning with The Architect….

@SuperDuperInvst lol. You nailed this one

$SNOA $2.40 = Dirt cheap all things considered. This should be at least somewhere between $5 - $15 even right now. Latest manufacturing and sales distribution deal with Kenvue makes this even more valuable and extremely undervalued at current $4 mln mkt cap. Remember last year’s sales were $16 mln which should spike solidly this year and most likely will become PROFITABLE due to all the other recent deals with Medline, Amazon, Walmart, CVS, etc imo

@NextTradeX @vodavi @SuperDuperInvst You can’t participate in the offering if you short the stock. Very bad.

@vodavi @SuperDuperInvst SNOA unfortunately they’ve been shorting to death for past 3 days. Most likely the guys participating in offering are shorting to death as it’s a free money and they’ll get free warrants etc. it’s an easy win for them . No risk shorting to them. Total disaster. Trash company

$SNOA ⚡️ Under accumulation imo

@heykayadams @BWWings You are almost twice his age. Creepy. Get a husband

stealing french fries is my definitive draft skill. @BWWings sorry Ty Simpson!

@stoolpresidente Shutup phag

Here is what I took from this. The 3 most important things are Family, the Team and Accountability. That’s all you can ask for. Stand up. Take the heat. Learn from your mistakes. Move on and be the best version of yourself moving forward. It’s the Patriot Way!

@OSUWBB @AudiCrooks Someone hits the snack bar too hard after games

Officially a Cowgirl 🤠 @AudiCrooks

Joe Biden decided to run for President BECAUSE of the “Unite The Right” rally in Charlottesville. Biden: “That’s when I decided to run.” The racist rally was FUNDED by SPLC. It wasn’t real. It was an op. It doesn’t get crazier than this.

If the entire black population left the US tomorrow, here is what would happen: • The US population would decrease by 11.3% • The prison population would decrease by 48% • AIDS patients would decrease by 65% • Chlamydia would reduce by 59%, gonorreah by 69%, and syphilis by 57% • Poverty would be reduced by 54% • Homelessness would be reduced by 65% • Welfare recipients would be reduced by 52% • The homicide rate would be more than cut in half • Robberies, rapes, and assaults, would drop by a minimum of 40% • Abortions would be cut in half • The democrat party would lose over 1/4 of their voters I SUPPORT EXPATRIATION 👈🏻 BE HONEST, DO YOU?