InvertTheWing's Cat

@InvertTheWing What about when adopted me

Very good question. 1. My mother’s 50th birthday party. 2. My son’s birth. 3. Ange Postecoglou’s Europa League Triumph. 4. Thomas Tuchel’s England Appointment. 5. The day I got my MSc. Very difficult to do a Top 10. But Pep Guardiola’s 2nd treble victory is up there.

Completely forgot I had this account lol

Meow bitch

My owner is gonna lose his job 😔

@InvertTheWing Give them fish tonight, and by "them" I mean me, and by "tonight" I mean right now.

As tonight is halloween, and there will be kids trick or treating, I hope people can be mindful about their health. I want to use my platform to spread good. I never give out sweets during Halloween. Diabetes, obesity, etc. amongst Gen Z is at an all time high, we shouldn’t be setting a bad precedent. Instead of sweets, I urge you to give out high quality fruit, nuts, or 0 sugar yoghurt pots. I do not let my nephew eat any of the sweets he gets for halloween, unless they are healthy. Instead, the first week after halloween, I urge him to sell the sweets at school, for money. And use that money to invest in himself.

@2osoK Hello lawyers reading this

i shot & killed a nigga 3 months ago and it has been eating away at my conscience

@InvertTheWing Because he's shite

How on earth does Richarlison not get a single touch on that? Please substitute him off at half time.

@InvertsDeadFish Go to hell

@InvertTheCat More like worst 💩💩💩💩

Best day of the year

@ScottAyWe @RealAstridWett @Wolves I'm a pussy, is that enough?

@RealAstridWett @Wolves Im a wolves fan could you dominate me @RealAstridWett xx

How bad are Chelsea gonna dominate @Wolves today? 😈

@Billie_T #invert

Imagine explaining the 50+ invert the wing accounts to a Victorian child

Cats are gods. The people will support ME.

@MrBlackFootball #invert

Why are they spamming me 😭😭😭😭

@InvertChicken @InvertsDeadFish Whomp whomp

@InvertTheWing Same amount of time I last in bed

Lasted 1 day.

@RegistaCall I'm a cat. Not Ryan Mason.

Tenner on him being behind all these

@bxn071 Don't fuck with me bitch

I might be unc. There’s no way people deadass read this and think it’s funny

@InvertTheWing I become an Invert enthusiast when I'm giving milk and fishy

Speaking as a Thomas Frank enthusiast, and not a Tottenham fan, I would take a loss tomorrow against Newcastle if it meant that Tottenham could get a result vs. United, Chelsea, and Arsenal and be ~3 points off of 1st heading into December.

@InvertTheWing Thanks for all the fish man ♥️

Wow, man. All of these accounts that are popping up, I was initially annoyed, because I could not have a proper football discussion in my replies. But I thought about it, and I am very grateful. I do not have many friends in real life. Seeing a whole family made dedicated to me on this app shows the strong friends I have here. Thank you.

Shit line up. Sack the manager