InvertTheWing’s Mum

@InvertTheWing Thank you son 🥰 The greatest day of my life was when I brought you into this world

Very good question. 1. My mother’s 50th birthday party. 2. My son’s birth. 3. Ange Postecoglou’s Europa League Triumph. 4. Thomas Tuchel’s England Appointment. 5. The day I got my MSc. Very difficult to do a Top 10. But Pep Guardiola’s 2nd treble victory is up there.

I didn’t spend 20 years raising you just for a bunch of online gremlins with WiFi to think they can stop you. If they have 596 opinions, I’ll happily add the 597th: My son is brilliant, dramatic, and occasionally exhausted, but he is UNSTOPPABLE.

@InvertTheWing You tried to be the bigger person but some people are just toxic. I'm proud of you son

I decided to give JacoCats a chance, but no. I cannot do it anymore. He is a bully. It’s not even about football anymore. He intentionally comes into my replies, and tries to antagonise me. The Porro-Spence debates? Fine. Annoying, because it was constant hypocrisy. When I disagreed with him it was “he doesn’t know football” when I use stats, and then he does the same. And you know, now was the first time I checked X today. I check the verified notifications tab, and saw JacoCats saying it is totally fine to grab your player by the arm and push him because it’s “heat of the moment”. That is ridiculous, even by Jaco standards. Then he begins to question my coaching qualifications because I thought that wasn’t ok to do that to a player. He’s a bully. It’s not even about football anymore. It’s about personal, demeaning others’ qualifications just because he doesn’t think it’s right to make a scene of a player on the touchline.

@RegistaCall My son would never do such a thing

Tenner on him being behind all these

Why would you lie about this? I paid off my own mortgage

@InvertTheWing I love you son. Your friends and family will always be here to support you

Wow, man. All of these accounts that are popping up, I was initially annoyed, because I could not have a proper football discussion in my replies. But I thought about it, and I am very grateful. I do not have many friends in real life. Seeing a whole family made dedicated to me on this app shows the strong friends I have here. Thank you.

@InvertTheWing Those are some very silly people, ignore them son

I understand that people call me unemployed and “jobless” often, but I can put it on my son’s life, I am not “jobless”enough to sit there and make 50+ accounts, a whole online family, photoshop pictures, and reply to my tweets the second they are posted. Please use some common sense. I cannot even be logged into that many accounts, nor do I have that many emails.

@InvertTheWing @LandlordTheWing @InvertTheRice @InverttheDad @InvertTheCousin @InvertTheCat @nephewthewing @InvertTheSon1 @InvertTheRetard @InvertTheWife @InvertTheUncle @InvertTheFather @revertthewingg @InvertTheAffair @InvertTheEx Still can’t believe you grew up from a child who couldn’t finish broccoli to a person who argues with strangers online for a living 💕#ProudMom

So, @LandlordTheWing @InvertTheRice @InverttheDad @InvertTheMum @InvertTheCousin @InvertTheCat @nephewthewing @InvertTheSon1 @InvertTheRetard @InvertTheWife @InvertTheUncle @InvertTheFather @revertthewingg @InvertTheAffair @InvertTheEx Am I missing anyone?

@horsebox98 Son? Is that you?

Jaco doesn't follow me wtf

Can someone tell InvertTheWing that it’s rude to leave your mother on read for 5 hours? I birthed you

Why did my son start screaming and throwing a tantrum when he saw this post?

@InvertTheWing Son we need to talk about those magazines I found under your bed

So, in the past day, I have seen accounts dedicated to my mother, my father, my nephew, my son, my uncle, and my dog. You people are funny.

How dare you speak that way to my child

@InvertTheWing 😍😍😍

Cup Final Tomorrow.

@leftythfc @InverttheDad @tthfcnina How dare you insinuate that I have been unfaithful to my husband. The only thing I have been unfaithful to is my sense of self-control around cheesecake

@InverttheDad @tthfcnina @InvertTheMum I hope so. Otherwise @InvertTheMum has some explaining to do.

some of u guys more unemployed than these 3 accs combined

What on earth is my son doing

@JacoCats @SpursInsider183 Why do you look like my son?

@SpursInsider183 The things I'm seeing today on this app.... Same people criticising Frank are suggesting this kind of NONSENSE.

Is this really so much to ask? #thfc

@InvertTheWing Come downstairs and eat son. Your dinner is getting cold

Summer.

@horsebox98 Yes, that is my grandson

Is this real?

Is my son famous on this website?