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@aubreyplazawyd Oddly specific

If you’re 28 years old go fuck yourself

@RossKneeDeep He played too much golf and now thinks all low numbers are actually good

Lol!!! He's a legend in his own mind.

@memeslich youtu.be/7847cfOrt68?si…

@Coinvo "Gas prices don't concern me" says man who has never pumped his own gas

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "If gas prices rise, then let it rise. It doesn't concern me."

@krassenstein That's known as a bribe and is supposed to be illegal

BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!

@Arden_2210 18

If you solve this, your IQ is high 🔥 What should come instead of ?

@CptPopcorn Nah, the Everlight is locked in and cheering her girl on

The frat boys definitely underestimated the tiny gnome cleric... and the Everlight is officially pretending she doesn't see a thing ☀️

@Tooth_Chipper You mean you proved her point

Edit: OH thank god. I misread and she doesn't teach other kids to be morons, just her own.

That this person teaches young impressionable kids is the most horrifying aspect of this post.

@homoefrotic I would think that each invitation ends once the vampire in question exits the home, unless otherwise specified

is there a statute of limitations on inviting a vampire in? like if i were to say “all the hot lesbian vampires that want a thrall to drain for blood can come inside my house” does that cover me forever or do they still have to ask

@NASAAdmin @NASAMoonBase How about we take care of the people here on Earth first?

To build a sustained human presence on the Moon, we are building @NASAMoonBase, prioritizing surface operations and scalable infrastructure.  - Frequent robotic landings and mobility testing including MoonFall drones  - Starting in 2027 nearly monthly cadence of equipment and rovers with scientific payloads landing on the Moon.  - Investments in power, communications, and surface mobility  - Scalable infrastructure to support long-term human presence The objective is clear: build the foundation for an enduring lunar base and take the next step toward Mars.

@kittiiiess [Umbrella wants to know your location] [BSAA wants to know your location] [The Connections wants to know your location] [Ada Wong is 5 minutes away]

created a new virus in biology today

@DamiWayne2 @GrimmReaperGirl @percysvex She has a room in Castle de Rolo aside specifically for her

@GrimmReaperGirl @percysvex You know Percy has Pike on speed dial even when it is not serious enough to need her

i just know percy is the FUSSIEST parent when the kids get sick. vex is like darling it's the flu, they have medicine they'll be fine and he's like THE CHILDREN FEEL UNWELL CLOSE THE CITY GATES

@percysvex "Pike lives just down the street, dear. We can just have her cast a restoration spell and-" "We must track down the one who gave our child this sickness and THEY SHALL PAY!"

@iamAtheistGirl They REALLY don't think through their insults, do they? This is like saying Emperor Palpatine hates you. Like, okay? I'm not concerned with what a fictional character's opinion of me would be

oh is god doing pop ins now?

@rPrequelMemes Honestly, I'd take her natural form more than not

I have much desired this… redd.it/1s1tqie

@narfeyeron "It's wasting power! You don't do the budget. I DO!"

¿Alguien me explica porqué este zombi tiene tanta obsesión por apagar las luces?

the cycle continues 😔

China’s solar power plant in Dunhuang uses around 12,000 mirrors to focus sunlight onto a central tower, heating molten salt to extreme temperatures. That heat is stored and used to generate electricity on demand, including after sunset.

@Smittt34 She certainly handling a big load. But I think she would let Emily in on the experience

Tracer does laundry

@C0REZI Corporate espionage, but....meh

and what's the charge? manipulating a man? a succulent blonde man?