My name is Snark, James Snark.

I have a solution for gerrymandering (from both parties), term limits for Congress, and counting illegal aliens in Congressional District reapportionment:

After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler' buff.ly/oE07zcn

MEMO FROM: DNC Politburo Central Committee TO: Democrat Politicians / Influencers Attached is your social media position on the failed attempt on the sub-human Nazi's life. Failure to post this will result in serious consequences. We can do to you like we did to Swalwell.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

No British government ever imagined an American president might finally tell the truth about the “special relationship.” Until now. Spare me the pearl-clutching obituary from The Economist, that decaying salon of transatlantic nostalgia where the ghost of Churchill is still being pimped out like a rent-boy for Davos subscriptions. Your precious bunting of flags in the bin isn’t some tragic metaphor for Trump’s “betrayal.” It’s the autopsy photo of a one-way parasitic bargain that America has carried on its back like a drunk uncle for eighty goddamn years. And the drunk finally woke up, looked around, and said: Fuck this. This isn’t “turning his back.” This is a sovereign nation refusing to keep subsidizing a continent of strategic eunuchs who have spent decades castrating their own militaries, hollowing out their industrial bases, and importing the very pathologies that make them security liabilities rather than allies. You want the special relationship? Earn it. Reciprocate it. Stop treating the United States like an ATM with nuclear weapons. Geopolitically and militarily, the numbers don’t lie and they never have. The United States still shoulders roughly sixty percent of total NATO defense spending...$845 billion out of a collective $1.4 trillion last year. Most of your European “partners” couldn’t hit the 2% GDP target even after Russia parked tanks on Ukraine’s border and started lobbing missiles at civilian infrastructure. Britain under Starmer talks a big game about “global Britain” while quietly slashing capability, courting CCP-linked cash, and letting its own streets burn under the weight of demographic transformation and speech codes that make the old East German Stasi look libertarian. You lecture us about values while your own government criminalizes tweets and turns Rotherham into a cautionary tale the media still refuses to fully autopsy. Historically, the ledger is even more damning. We bled for you in 1917 and 1941 when your empires were on the ropes. We bankrolled your reconstruction, anchored your defense for the entire Cold War, and let you punch above your weight on the world stage because sentimental Anglosphere nostalgia still meant something. In return? Suez 1956, where you expected us to back imperial nostalgia while we were trying to contain Soviet expansion. Vietnam, where you sat it out. Iraq, where you half-assed it and then spent the next twenty years sneering at us in your broadsheets. And every single time an American president dared put America First, your commentariat wailed like Victorian widows about the death of the alliance...as if the alliance was ever meant to be a suicide pact. You’ve internalized a victimhood narrative so profound it borders on the clinical...projecting your own national decline, your own loss of agency, your own self-inflicted castration onto the one country that still possesses the will to act like a great power. Trump doesn’t “deprioritize” the relationship; he simply refuses to indulge the delusion any longer. He sees what you refuse to admit: the United Kingdom of 2026 is no longer the reliable offshore balancer of 1945. It’s a mid-tier European power wrestling with internal entropy, elite disconnect, and a demographic trajectory that makes long-term strategic partnership… let’s just say, complicated. We are sick of it. Sick of the free ride. Sick of the lectures from people whose capitals are turning into no-go zones while their defense ministers beg Washington for more F-35s and more carrier groups to patrol waters they can no longer secure themselves. Sick of the pomp, the pageantry, the royal visits, and the hand-wringing editorials that treat American self-interest as some kind of moral failing. The special relationship isn’t dead. It’s being stress-tested by reality. And reality, Mr. Economist, is a vicious bitch with a ledger in one hand and a mirror in the other. Look into it. 💀⚖️🗡️

🚨 JUST A FEW DAYS AGO. TRUMP WAS THREATENED BY DEMS AGAIN. 😱 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗦𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧? 🤷🏻‍♂️ "If we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we'd eliminate the President of the US from the office right now, and the rest of the sycophants in his administration!" —Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman

@SenatorSlotkin MEMO FROM: DNC Politburo Central Committee TO: Democrat Politicians / Influencers Attached is your social media position on the attempt on the sub-human Nazi's life. Failure to post this or making changes will result in serious consequences. Remember what we did to Swalwell.

I am grateful that the President and all the guests from last night's event are safe, and no one was seriously injured. I thank first responders for their work. While an investigation is underway, we should all be clear that political violence has no place in America.

There are only two types of vessels: undetectable submarines and their targets.

@RepAOC Fixed it for you: "There is no place for political violence in our country. I am relieved that our (D)efenders of (D)emocracy and that un-Constitutional, illegal, immoral, pure evil self-serving sub-human Nazi billionaire scum are safe." </snark>

There is no place for political violence in our country. I am relieved that the President and the attendees at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night are safe.

The very media who were writing fake stories about Kash Patel having a drinking problem, were stealing bottles of wine after the attempted assassination event.

This is sad

All to prove to a machine that you are human.

I just saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike wearing a helmet. So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her.

A Secret Service agent took a bullet last night - and he isn’t get paid because Democrats refuse to fund the Department of Homeland Security

The left is sending an assassin every few months while the GOP whines about the filibuster One side is fighting a war, the other is worried about breaking Robert’ Rules of Order

If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏’𝐒 𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐋𝐄 You can tell everything about a man by how he instinctively responds when it hits the fan. No rehearsal. No time to think. Just reflex. In this photo from the moment shots rang out at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲. 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐠𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. No hesitation. No panic. No running for the exits. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. These are the men the media calls dangerous. These are the men the left calls fascists. And when the bullets started flying — from yet another radicalized leftist — they didn’t flinch. 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 @𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬

@GuntherEagleman Everyone knows the Press Dinner shooter was secretly a violent far-right MAGA supporter gunning to silence (D)efenders of (D)emocracy critical of the un-Constitutional, illegal, immoral, sub-human Nazi scum's self-serving, fattening policies. Right??? Awesome!! </snark>

🚨 RASKIN just got asked if Democrats should tone down their heated rhetoric after the assassination attempt and this clown actually says “What rhetoric do you have in mind?” Bro, you spent YEARS calling Trump Hitler, a fascist, and the end of democracy.

Starting to think that the party funding the KKK and trying to kill presidents probably aren’t the good guys.

@LangmanVince Everyone knows the Press Dinner shooter was secretly a violent far-right MAGA supporter gunning to silence (D)efenders of (D)emocracy critical of the un-Constitutional, illegal, immoral, sub-human Nazi scum's self-serving, fattening policies. Right??? Awesome!! </snark>

Why would a teacher named Cole Allen travel across the country to kill President Trump? The same reason a mother named Renee Good tried to run over an ICE agent doing his job! They were both indoctrinated by lies and pure hate coming from Democratic leaders and legacy media!

@BamaSaltyMarine There is a reason space aliens passing by Earth make sure their windows are up and doors locked.

Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts. I understand why aliens don't visit us anymore.