Michael Thompson

Dirk Nowitzki’s niece got him out here making TikToks 😭

@6GodLisan @eleetvoice @AJ_Dybantsa Lol what did you think Easter was about?

@eleetvoice @AJ_Dybantsa Yeah cause “rose” is not crazy lol

Thank you Elder Rasband

@DaxTRUTHH @LegionHoops The new era has arrived so much, that the old era are still the faces of the league 5 years after their primes ended

@LegionHoops They’re yesterdays news, the new era has arrived

JUST IN: Steph Curry is out tonight against the Lakers-- we won't get a LeBron vs. Steph matchup this season. 💔

@baseball_matt7 @TalkinBaseball_ Pitcher suspensions should just be days Supposed to be for 1 start? 9 days 2 starts = 14 days Etc.

@TalkinBaseball_ Should be 5 starts or appearances

Reynaldo Lopez has had his suspension reduced to five games, allowing him to make his next scheduled start

@BorzzLightyear @ChampRDS @cageculture_ Islam is 5 weeks older than Max lol

@ChampRDS @cageculture_ You know its AI because ilia went within 3 feet of a wrestler in his prime and not 38yrs old😂

Someone recreated the LEGO World Cup ad but with Khabib, McGregor, Topuria and Islam 😂🔥 (via @cageculture_)

People think I’m being mean but I’m not. Dylan Mulvaney isn’t even that chopped anymore

Somebody gotta fatten her up again I thought this was Dylan Mulvaney lmao

@Aiascount @buzz_ftw88 The beginning of Crimson Desert is just Matthew 25:40

@buzz_ftw88 Nerd this but with modern games

>old computer game >extremely blatant Christian themes

@NikTek That exact strategy was literally in the gameplay reveal last year lol

Sometimes in Crimson Desert, you just have to think outside of the box

@z_heern @TheConnorPils 👏

@TheConnorPils Minus Alabama, yes.

I think there’s a legitimate chance that this is the Final 4

@statmuse Another 3 trillion votes to Wemby🙌🙌

First player in NBA history to record 500+ points 35+ steals 50+ threes in a month.

@TysBurnerAcc Hartenstein’s internal monologue:

What happened to my league

@krackdemarco @FREAKMMA1 Thats the actual voice acting if you were his teammate in the career mode lol

@MThompson95 @FREAKMMA1 is this real or a voiceover???? 😭

Nate Diaz reveals he turned down the Road House movie 👀🤯 "I didn’t do that ’cause I ain’t losing no fight to g*y Jake Gyllenhaal, Brokeback Mountain a**."😅 #UFC #MMA

@krackdemarco @FREAKMMA1 youtu.be/0WsGrHzReo4

@FREAKMMA1 Would love to see Nate attempt to read a script

@GovernorLuca @CrimsonDesert_

@CrimsonDesert_ Awesome, thank you for continuing to improve an already amazing game I noticed on PC there is a bug and you are unable to look at Damiane’s feet. If you could fix this the game would be a 10/10 for sure 🙏

Fellow Greymanes, Patch Version 1.01.00 is rolling out. This patch adds 5 summonable mounts, decreased loading times for fast travel and revival, some adjustments to controls as part of our ongoing efforts to improve the game's keyboard/mouse and controller experience, and more. Version 1.01.00 is available on Steam. PlayStation, Xbox, Mac, and EGS will follow at a later time, and we'll provide an update in the notice below once they are available. Read the patch notes here: pearlabyss.info/41xJAUC

@jbondwagon @LegionHoops They’re usually not on the floor at the same time lol

@LegionHoops Bronny is so ass coz it took them 2yrs to have a father and son assist?? 😭

BREAKING: The first father-to-son assist in NBA history

@darrag69420 @lporiginalg “Exploited by usury” Most Americans (and almost all the childless 30-somethings on his show) in bad financial situations are actually just retarded. The usury exacerbates it, but it’s not the root cause.

@lporiginalg Isn't this dude Caleb Hammer just a jew that's getting rich by berating low IQ White's that have been exploited by usury?

@DatModz “Don’t get hit”

If You're Having Trouble with Bosses in Crimson Desert, here is some advice! - Before every boss fight, look for a grindstone or anvil nearby. You can use it to temporarily buff your gear with extra stats. - Keep every piece of Abyss gear you find. Once you unlock the Witch, you can upgrade them there. They’re also fully interchangeable—this is a huge source of power. - Upgrade your gear at the blacksmith. - Stock up on plenty of food. Buy it from NPCs whenever you see it available. - Upgrade Armed Combat to 5/5. - Get 180–220 stamina. - Put a minimum of 4 points into health. - Complete all available challenges to earn more artifacts. - Use Force Palm for a strong damage boost and stagger. - Combine Blinding Flash with the Finisher from the Blue Skill Tree for big damage. - Don't get hit (Use Parry + Dodge + Flee Away with Sprint)

@realapp One might say he went Luk-lear @kevinwildes

Luke Kennard on this day in 2023: The most efficient 30-point game in NBA history.

@Darkrai_d_GOAT @vicdamonesports @ChampRDS Gaethje is *technically* the #1 contender as interim champ, even though we all know it’s actually Arman

@vicdamonesports @ChampRDS Arman?

Alexander Volkanovski wants to fight Movsar Evloev next, and says Jean Silva is yet to prove himself: "I'm pretty certain it's Movsar. How many times can I keep NOT fighting the #1 contender... it's gonna come to a point like 'what are we doing here?'. [Jean Silva] is yet to prove himself. He fought [Lopes] and lost, a guy that I beat twice. If I go fight him and I beat him, which I'm quite confident I'll do, and he starts losing to your Movsar's and Lerone Murphy's. People are gonna look back and be like 'why did he fight that guy?'. Who's gonna even remember that?" (via @alexvolkanovski)