Mark Roberts

Jeff Bezos could give every single Amazon employee $105,000 and still be as rich as he was before the pandemic. Tax the rich.

In Danish, a KVAJEBAJER is a drink you buy for everyone when you’ve made a mistake or an embarrassing blunder. It literally means ‘failure beer’—or as it’s often explained, an ‘I-screwed-up beer’.

There some really credulous reporting going on in UK media today about the #BrexitDeal text. The New York Times has a good analysis of the “forever Brexit” that this deal really means, and is ignoring the UK government spin: nytimes.com/2020/12/25/wor…

@GeorgiaBenjy Intention setting the bread was perfection!

Just thinking about how George Floyd was accused of passing a bad $20 bill and a police officer decided he had to die for that on the day several rich white men - who were found guilty of lying to FBI, bank fraud, tax fraud - get pardoned.

Mario - Let Me Into Tier 2. 🎄🥺 Last sketch of 2020; I’m absolutely exhausted and I don’t have any more dad moves to give 😂🕺🏽 This is my OOO Twitter - thank you for being so good to me 🙏🏽❤️

Twitter is consistently hilarious at times of national emergency but the reality is these decisions will have a huge impact on people's mental health and on people in vulnerable situations. I hope everyone will be ok

Hey. Someone you love is afraid to bail on holiday plans because you might be upset with them, but cancelling this year might save their/your/other people’s lives. So they screencapped & texted you this tweet. Thanks for forgiving them so people can stay alive. They’ll Zoom ya.

@hanvalentine_ Happy birthday!!!!!!

@hanvalentine_ One more day done ✅

@hanvalentine_ Omg I'm actually gone. Mind is nowhere and I've still got clients wanting new stuff. I've booked my first days off in a cabin by myself 😂

@stephaniedk96 Connect with nature. I live on the coast so a Christmas day swim is normally the go to. Then I'm happy to spend the rest of the day in my pjs and on the sofa with all the hot drinks!

For people who have spent Christmas alone: how do you handle not becoming a puddle of sad on the actual day? I’m thinking a long walk is the only way (but what if it rains etcetc)

@acciosandeeliz You want to follow @AlexScott fantastic voice for all football!

I found out there is a womens league for football and I feel so so lied to and now this is all I care about

Soooo, I decided to sell my wee #selfpublished festive vegan cookbook on amazon and well, pretty darn thrilled to see it sitting at no.10 on the hot new releases list - like, what?! Huge thanks to anyone who’s bought a copy!🎄#TheFestiveVeganTable amazon.co.uk/Festive-Vegan-…

@jakepjohnson Omg I never knew there were actual games like this? With all the Ps5 hype I was thinking the other day...they'll never make a better couple games than Pro Evo 1 and 2 on the original PS. Never!

@MarkyBobs86 Pro Evo vibes

Really shocking stuff from @alfie_stirling & @NEF - even if £20/week temporary uplift to universal credit & working tax credits is extended, their analysis shows the number of people in hardship *still rising by 1.7M* in the space of 6 months. Ministers please take note & act👇