@Jason______A If you book it on the airline they will give your seat away
Incorrect. You can book it directly with the airline.
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Let me tell you a secret … if you call Amex and tell them to book you 2-3 seats for yourself they will do it.
If I can’t fly first class I always book isle and middle seat for myself.
If you book it on the airline they will give your seat away but if you call Amex it always works. You get two tickets with your name on it.
I always tell the person in the row “don’t worry nobody is sitting next to us I booked the middle seat too” and when they ask how I always just tell them “I told the airline I identify as a 600lb person and I need to buy two seats”
PS …. I don’t know why but the airline people hate when you do this. When I scan 2 tickets for myself I always get a dirty look.
United Airlines@united
The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated
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@irentdumpsters It’s the poors complaining they don’t have pre-check
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Just took me 3 minutes to get through TSA in Fort Lauderdale
All you Internet doomers make me sick
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@PlanBpassport @gaborgurbacs I’m trying to message you, please open your DMS
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@gaborgurbacs Anytime. When it's time for your family to execute a Plan B passport - I am your huckleberry.
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Family of 4.
3 different nationalities.
0 passports shared amongst all of them.
$299,105 later and they all have a joint Plan B passport.
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The NTSB had to "beg" to get one of their specialists through TSA in Houston so they could get to the Laguardia plane crash.
What a mess.
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REPEAT AFTER ME
LLM citations have never been more important
Took 2 weeks to get our client recommended by Gemini + ChatGPT
This method gets you featured in 500 listicles for less than $0.5 EACH
Comment LOCALRANK + like this post, and I'll DM it to you (must be following)
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We have PreCheck/Global Entry to do prescreened risk assessment of passengers. We now have Touchless ID to let people just walk straight through security. Josh is right, there’s no reason for CLEAR to exist.
Josh Billinson@jbillinson
We cannot let this crisis be used to further normalize CLEAR. It is an insane thing that should not be allowed to exist. We should not have a Disneyland FastPass system for airports.
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@MatrixDenier613 @kenashley I was there last night. Trust me. There are lines like I’ve never seen
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TSA in Atlanta a few minutes ago.
TSA officials told me it “cleared up about 15 minutes ago.”
There was speculation that many travelers are canceling flights due to social media post.
So here’s my effort to keep America traveling!
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@NoRiskNoParty How do you take the speaker out of the AirTag?
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New 2026 acquisition:
STANDING SEAM METAL MACHINE 👀
I’ve been wanting this baby for years.
We will now be manufacturing metal roofs IN HOUSE. 😮💨👌
*Of course AirTag is already on it due to having my dump trailers stolen every other month*
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@mindofachaser There’s row 48? Didn’t know it went past 4
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Got to the gate, Delta messed up seating.
I’m in row 50. Gf in 40.
We ask them to change.
“Flight is full, we can’t do anything.”
“Ok.”
I come back 5 minutes later.
“How bout I give you guys a nice review on the Delta app right now?”
“48D, 48C it is.”
Leverage is key. Lol.
MOAC💰🏃🏻♂️💨🏁@mindofachaser
Just saw the most grim family at a restaurant here. Mom on her phone. Dad on his phone. Three kids on their iPads. No one talking for an hour straight. Borderline scary. Straight out of black mirror. Youngest gets bored and tries talking to the dad. No response. So he starts playing with the water bottle and spills it by accident. Dad freaks the fuck out and pulls him by his ear. Starts shouting “you always do this! Get your stuff we’re leaving!” Was honestly hard to watch. Then I start looking around and noticed every single kid at every single table was scrolling on their phone. Parents were totally unbothered. I know. I know. This is where the “wait till you have your own” crowd chimes in. My opinion with that crowd? Cope. Don’t care. It’s ok to admit the world has changed and that people didn’t know any better, but now? We know better. This is not normal. Kids should not be glued to these devices. These phones fry our grown up brains, can you even imagine theirs? P.S. We get to our gate, 20 mins later, same guy from that family walks by on the conveyor belt. Holding his son up by his collar… while on his phone.
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When you sell your home in certain cities, you have to pay $300 for an inspector to come into your home and rip it apart with code violations. Then you have to give the report to the buyer 😂🤦🏽♂️… which will result in a price reduction or credit.
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Customer calls in for a free reservice.
They’re doing a remodel and it got some bugs stirred up.
Tech was in the area and got there 8 mins later.
How’s that for a warranty?
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I’m traveling to a conference this week.
I chose this hotel for one reason and one reason only.
Feast your eyes on the rooftop, outdoor hotel gym…
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Customer asked for a copy of my workers comp and liability insurance
All for a one time deep clean.
Going to end up canceling because it seems sus. (This has never happened to me before)
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A customer disputed our credit card charge 1 month after leaving a 5-star review.. and won
I uploaded the 5-star review and a transcript of the phone call where she was happy and booked again. The bank still sided with the customer
How is this possible?
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@irentdumpsters @marcusleshock Then no issues (unless you check bags-rainbow behavior)
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@MatrixDenier613 @marcusleshock I got pre check and clear
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TSA line at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport (FLL), at 6am Sunday.
TSA Pre-Check is operating and has no wait. ✈️
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