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@SouthernGoyim @AmericaMaximal @seanmdav California has 10+ Republicans right now. Also former Speaker of the House McCarthy represented California.

@AmericaMaximal @seanmdav 😂😂 That’s such a neat story about New England. Thank you so much for sharing about a single state Do you mind showing the congressional districts for the rest of the states in the north east and on the west coast?

There are 0 Republican seats in New England.

@JuvenileBluster @DariBigMo @mehdirhasan @HeidiBachram @speechboy71 Asking a country to not commit genocide in front of our eyes is NOT antisemitic.

Oh give me a break. Tell me that when people say "from the river to the sea", call for intifada, call for Israel to be eliminated in favor of some magical land where Jews and Palestinians will live in peace together. Calls for us to "go back to where we came from" and "go back to Europe". We support Israel's right to exist. That does not imply support for the government. In other words, stop making excuses for your antisemitism.

Medhi Hasan went on ITV last night to talk about the stabbing of two Jews in London and declared it’s a “problem” that many Jewish ppl support Israel. Very unhelpful to say the least.

@JuvenileBluster @mehdirhasan @HeidiBachram @speechboy71 Supporting genocide is bad. I hope that helps!

@mehdirhasan @HeidiBachram @speechboy71 You're right. Then you talked about it being "problematic" that most Jews support Israel. Why do you believe it's problematic?

@cmclymer Trump it’s not very smart. In fact, the only people stupider than Trump are MAGA voters 😂

It's genuinely wild to me how much King Charles III subtly criticized Trump this week, sometimes to his own face, and it all went right over Trump's head. All of it.

History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed

@indietronicaone @IAmShannonAli Michigan Dems told us over and over that they wouldn’t support Harris because Gaza was their biggest issue so they helped Israel’s top choice win, ironically.

@MaxGoof1996 @IAmShannonAli I voted for Harris as most leftists. Moderate Dems did not turn out especially Biden voters

Yall said him and Kamala were she same. That’s what’s yall said.

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

@indietronicaone @IAmShannonAli You helped Israel’s prime minister get his preferred candidate elected? Lol That evil man got everything he wanted. Clearly he thought that Trump would be better for Israel than Harris. And he was right.

@IAmShannonAli *on Israel. Which she refused to condemn in any way at the time. She was obviously different in other positions and no one at all disputed that.

9 - 11 months!? To investigate seashells? Did the witnesses all clam up? Does no-one have a conch-ience? They really should have flexed their mussels and taken a few scal(op)s. But I guess we just have to take it on the (ur)chin, that the director is a knobbed whelk. (Sorry)

Stevie Wonder being arrested at the South African Embassy in Washington DC for protesting against Apartheid, 1985.

Everytime I fly out of Birmingham I’m reminded of one of the most bad ass quotes of all time. 🇺🇸

@PeterBurnsESPN 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Since Trump was elected, Meta got $21.7 billion in tax breaks & cut 11,600 jobs while Mark Zuckerberg got $34 billion richer and is now worth $237 billion. The idea that corporations will create jobs if you give them tax breaks is a myth made up by CEOs who want more tax breaks.

@SenRandPaul No chance this passes 😂 losers!

I am introducing a Constitutional Amendment to end Birthright Citizenship. Under current interpretations of American law, anyone born on American soil automatically becomes a U.S. citizen, regardless of whether the parent was here legally or not.  This is wrong and not at all the intent of those who wrote the 14th Amendment.  We are a country filled with immigrants, and legal immigration is valuable and should be protected. But we are also a country whose borders have been too open and our generosity exploited too often. President Trump has moved to seal our border from illegal immigrants more than any other president.   But we will have more to do. We need to make sure that only children born to legal residents of the U.S. are automatically citizens. I have supported protecting birthright citizenship from abuse since the beginning of my tenure in the Senate, when I cosponsored the Birthright Citizenship Act of 2011, and now I am proposing an amendment to protect United States citizenship in case the Supreme Court fails to address this issue correctly.

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@TheLaurenChen The poor one is one of the whitest places in America 😂😂😂 it’s okay to admit you just wanted to be racist but now you look stupid. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Every Democrat attempt to own Republicans is always just "Haha your states have more black people"

@chamath I’ve always known that rich people aren’t any smarter than working class people, but seeing you easily tricked by an obvious parody highlighting how insane it is for Trump to put himself on US Passports certainly proves the point yet again. 😂

Wow. Awesome. Thanks. Please also raise my taxes and destroy my children’s education more than you already have so my family and I can stay impoverished, uneducated and in your indentured servitude while we carry your branding on us.

Hillary Clinton warned you stupid motherafuckers about the Supreme Court but you believed Donald Trump instead.