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@ZarkhanPalace @PhilosophyOfPhy You tick towards death That is time The phases of the moon is time The rising and setting of the sun is time Space is within time The faster you go, the more space is covered, saving you travel time

@PhilosophyOfPhy Time does not exist. It is not a thing that can be sped up or slowed down. It is an illusion. To say that time has properties and the past and future exist simultaneously requires predestination. Any system where the future is already written would require it.

The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time.

@CigsMake In 20 years, everything you see fits on a device you can fit in your pocket, plus more What will 20 years from now look like?

Crazy that this was all replaced by an IPhone

@Barchart Amazing

JUST IN 🚨: Nasdaq trades green for 9 consecutive days, its longest winning streak since December 2023 📈🥳🫂

@mashfreak @Daily_MailUS My guy thank you

@Daily_MailUS Article without the paywall: archive.ph/1DQWR

BREAKING NEWS: Astonishing audio of Kristi Noem being humiliated by husband Bryon: His desire to gender transition and chosen girl name... damaging ICE messages... and worst insult imaginable for a wife

@NickJFuentes @HALALK0 Very Catholic of you, Nick

@HALALK0 Grow up

SNEAKO says he didn’t accept Nick Fuentes’s private apology because the original attack was public 😳 “I had the expectation he was going to apologize publicly. If you attack somebody publicly, you should apologize publicly. The difference is, I never insulted Nick Fuentes and I’ve defended him multiple times.”

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter Augusta is not Oakmont… 110 is doable

.@PFTCommenter thinks he could hit a 110... at Augusta National

@TheRiffy @JoePompliano 💯

@JoePompliano $70M in merch is what happens when scarcity is the whole strategy.

The Masters will do about $70 million in merchandise sales this week. $10 million per day $1 million per hour $16,000 per minute $277 per second That's $25 million more in merchandise sales than the Atlanta Braves did all of last year — in just one week, with no online sales.

@CollinRugg Usual suspects

NEW: The horse that was smacked by a car after its rider tried dancing on top of it in South Carolina appears to be okay. Police say the riders became "very irate" and started yelling before resisting arrest. A woman claiming to be friends with the two men posted on social media that the horse was not injured, according to ABC 8 News. Charlotte officials are reminding residents that it is legal to ride horses within city limits, but say riding an animal "in a reckless, disorderly or careless manner through any street, alley or highway" is illegal. Both men have reportedly been charged with public disorder/disorderly conduct. H/t: @mattvanswol

@DramaAlert I see workers in India make food like this too

He shows off his skills… does he deserve a raise?

@CPowers14 I have never seen someone over complicate golf the way Bryson does

Unbelievable sequence from Bryson DeChambeau on his 3D printed 5 iron after a 4 over 76 today at the Masters. Reporter: “are you satisfied with the 5?” Bryson: “yeah, I mean, I only hit it once today, so…” Reporter: “how long does it take to make one?” Bryson: “prints in eight hours. Machines, they’re three or four hours. Then you have to cut grooves in it and do a bunch of other stuff. So you can have something within a day and a half. Reporter: “would that be something you would want to do for the weekend?” Bryson: “PFFTTTT 🥴🥴, no? It has to be USGA-conforming. There’s a whole process you have to go through.”

@minerva_owl1 I’ve never read a more beautiful composition of words describing American meat

アメリカの友人達へ 今日、初めてブリスケットを食べた。 食べた瞬間、衝撃が走った。荒れ狂うタンパク質の暴風。圧倒的肉の嵐。ニューロンが焼き切れるような強烈なドーパミンが全身を駆け巡った。 一口食べるごとに農耕民族のDNAが書き換えられていく。

@kirawontmiss Idiots in the comments who don’t understand how the world works The owners will be made whole again after filing an insurance claim The employees however are all fucked out of an income now and the arsonist gave about a decade of his life to the prison system

A pissed off employee started a massive fire at a warehouse after complaining about low pay. 😬 “All you had to do was pay us enough to f*cking live… there goes your inventory.”

@Vincentt1987 The wind The trees blow to one side and the chimney smoke blowing to another

En Japón, la pregunta de 100 puntos que un maestro de primaria le hizo a sus estudiantes diciendo "solo tienen 1 minuto"; "Encuentren el error lógico en la imagen."

@AutismCapital @Pirat_Nation Shut up now they will raise the price

@Pirat_Nation Nobody wants to hear this but YouTube premium is actually a great deal. You can split a family plan with 6 people being it to like $3/mo per person and you get no ads, auto skip ads, and YouTube Music which is actually as good if not better than Spotify so you need one less sub.

YouTube is reportedlytesting unskippable ads up to 90 seconds long on smart TVs and streaming devices. • Up to 90-second ad breaks • No skip option • Designed mainly for TV viewing • Fewer, but longer ad interruptions • Higher ad revenue focus They want more users to pay for Premium

@JoeAlderman11 Throwing away food is not a flex, good sir Repent

So Ive been a Costco member for about 15 years now, but never tried their hot dog, pizza, or chicken bake even though they are cheap as hell. $8 for all of this. My wife and I ate a couple bites and we threw it in the trash. I can see why its so cheap, it’s freaking disgusting! 2/10, wouldn’t recommend at all!

It’s my favorite time of the year The Major Season in men’s pro golf 4 days in April 4 days in May 4 days in June 4 days in July 4 straight months of the most prized championships in all of golf And tomorrow, it all begins at the DisneyWorld of golf: Augusta National

@RealSamRoberts I learned a new word today: Ignominious- an adjective describing actions or events that cause public outrage, shame, or humiliation Thank you @RealSamRoberts

Having Pat McAfee, Jason Kelce, Bert Kreischer and Kevin Hart at The Masters is the epitome of ESPN's cultural degradation of sports. Augusta National should be the ultimate place of dignity and reverence and these ignominious dullards debase it with their sophomorish hijinks.

@jasonwhitlock Matt Barnes is half Italian and half black He’s not one of you, Whitlock

Matt Barnes is every bit as retarded as Stephen A Smith

@Budgetdog_ @LeadingReport Same

@LeadingReport True. I hit by 33.

BREAKING: America’s new retirement age is 85- or 35, per Business Insider.

@elonmusk One society has remained in the garden of Eden The other society ate the apple and acquired knowledge

Vast technology differences simultaneously