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@KITKAT Looks like the Wife is getting 32 grams and 160 Calories tonight 🖖

@MrBeast Gay.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 Brand New Buffalow ?

This one hurts

@stoolpresidente You sound like a gay

What the fuck! Who hired this guy? The Jets? This isn’t watergate. Give me a break. This is harassment plain and simple! TMZ trying to make up for the fact they got scooped by Page 6! This is disgusting journalism. I’m sick. Not American!

@Zaccornelius_ Trump could Never. I stand with Zac!!!

Some guys are global some guys aren't

@BarstoolGruden Just fly the plane yourself Coach I believe in you

Waiting for the pilots.

@nathano235 EH +

Canadian/québécois friends, I’ve made my first poutine as a fat American. How did I do visually?

@yegwave What is he looking ats?

B.C. gangster Jamie Bacon released, now living in Edmonton under strict conditions One of B.C.’s most well-known gang figures, Jamie Bacon, has been released after completing his sentence tied to the Surrey Six murders. Bacon was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder and served an 18-year sentence, with credit for time already spent in custody. The 2007 killings at Balmoral Towers left six people dead, including two bystanders. He is now living in Edmonton under strict court-ordered conditions, including a curfew. Authorities say he will be monitored by provincial corrections and local police.

@BarstoolBigCat Would.

What a STUD 🧊

@OhioTate @barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente #NoPussyBigJohn 🤷🏼‍♂️ Nice caddy though

I have obtained exclusive footage of Big John Golfs response to @stoolpresidente pulling his Internet Invitational invite and saying he has “No Heart” for ghosting his flight Big John Golfs switched out his High Noon for a Happy Dad in the video “I’m good here. I’ll be alright”

@amyknowsball 🤷🏼‍♂️

What do you think dianna russini is doing this very second

@utahmammoth Have you bin here before?

To the bin it goes 🫳👕

@MrJerryOC @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

Just know when I come on @PardonMyTake you are getting a dog. @PFTCommenter & @BarstoolBigCat are getting a dog.

@stoolpresidente Coach Coward?

Please delete. Not funny. Leave my coach alone.

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake Mike Vrabel, better Football Player than Human??

@RapSheet Great Guy

The plan remains the same, with Mike Vrabel expected in the Draft room tonight.

@Patriots Coach Vrabel is a Hoe

With the 31st pick in the 2026 NFL Draft the New England Patriots select _________ ⁉️

@SenTomCotton Smoke a joint bud.

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

@fordnation I buy a bottle of Fireball every 2 weeks

I want to be clear: American alcohol will only go back on shelves when the U.S. removes its tariffs.

@kellykeegs @Craw1Brady The person who works for the company that has fans is pissed off the company has superfans. Got it.

We found Brady’s twitter and he’s a huge barstool superfan and now I’m starting to think his entire relationship with Annika was for him to get on a Barstool show. Fuck him fr Twitter is @Craw1Brady