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@TobyTurner I don’t think you can record with a leaf blower, but I could be wrong

*don’t record the midget with a leaf blower don’t record the midget with a leaf blower don’t record the midget with a leaf blower *

Je viens d’être condamné à 6 mois de prison avec sursis et 10 000€ d’amende, sur le fondement de… la loi Samuel Paty ! Condamné comme journaliste car mon média Frontières a publié une grande enquête sur les avocats en droit des étrangers. C’est un immense scandale !

She got 6 months for talking about her rape by a migrant on French TV.

@ByronDonalds is going to be the President of the United States one day. Not 2028 — that’ll be either @JDVance or @marcorubio. But one day. I guarantee it.

@WPhillyTurkey @sarahtexe Just say you think you own black people and can’t tell the difference between respectable black Americans and illegal invader scum, actual Jim Crow.

@Periferret @sarahtexe Just say you wish Black people could be prevented from voting, Jim Crow.

Sleepy Joe was bad but Obama was by far our worst president!

@TobyTurner Those aren’t the same thing?

I get more feet pics than death threats so I think we’re good

Saturn and Neptune are both technically in this photo but some other space object is blocking the view

@valarauka2 @HitlersTopHird Pretty sure he’s still busy running Russia for the next 400 years

@HitlersTopHird i don't want another Hitler, he is no longer sufficient. i want Vlad The Impaler.

“And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.”

I took a course on propaganda in college. When the professor asked our opinions on the Nazi party I explained the reasons that lead up to his coming of power and that I understood why the people chose him. The class openly boo'ed me at first then sat in somber silence by the time I was allowed to finished. No average person has any concept of history outside what they choose to be fact and now people are waking up to history once again ryming.

@WhiteHouse Trump nailing it. We built the freest, strongest nation on earth because brave men faced real evil without apology. As we hit 250 years, remembering that sacrifice beats any weak-kneed rewrite of history. Honoring them means protecting what they won!

@TobyTurner Wait really? I thought it meant “banning you from listening to Tobuscus songs” — boy did I have that backwards. Your version is way less horrifying.

you and I have different definitions of rape you think it means "sexual assault" I think it means "playing a 10 hour loop of my music in a store and locking you in there and watching you enjoy it on the security camera footage"

quit making me look even cooler

“As we approach the 250th anniversary of our founding, we remember that we owe everything to heroes like those we celebrate today—men who went willingly to the darkest and most dangerous corners on earth to defeat evil so we could live free.” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@XBrittanyDukeX Exact same as you. You were born the same year as me. What are the odds of that?! (pretty dang high odds actually but let me pretend it’s some impossible cosmic anomaly lol)

How old were y’all when each Toy Story movie was released? Here’s my ages:

@sarahtexe lol absolutely not

In your opinion, did Joe Biden deserve an A+ for his time as President?

@gingerlegs747 @LuckyMcGee Retard stats? Hold on I’ll check. *goes to ask Google for stats on AOC* … AOC votes 96.9% democrat, and claims only 0.3% of her campaign money comes from PACs.

@LuckyMcGee Retard stats?

6.9 Million, eh? Nice. 😌👌🏼

@LuckyMcGee @TobyTurner And 6.8 million of those times was @TobyTurner jk jk lol (at least, I think I’m jk)