RedVelvetWriter 🌵

Despite what they'll tell you, Americans have a long tradition of spiritual wisdom and meditative history. But from the otherworldly cowboy to the wise mechanic- we're at risk of losing it all. Find out more in my latest

@EverythingGata "Florida has been" yeah pretty much

Florida has been to 14 WCWS and Texas Tech has been to 2. I think we’ll be ok. Cry

@Elliesmommyy23 Your children will hate you

I’m raising a son, how do I avoid this?? Processed food is an issue forsure, strenuous activity needs to be increased, what else?? I don’t want a soft kid because I wasn’t raised soft

@kisstheblade_ I'll give the ai your feedback

There is something so horrible about the sight of someone eating a completely uncondimented hot dog. You know how those are made, right? By what ungodly means that protein is extruded into the world? Don't you want at least a little mustard to hide the cadaver slurry aftertaste?

@HunterBiden I do want it to end Hunter you're so right. When it inevitably does, will your child you sued from keeping your name get anything?

For years the story of my life was told by people who wanted it to end. This time I told it myself. youtu.be/kH-_E62Jm54?si…

What scene do you think these guys are referencing when speaking to "the moral implications of violence" here? Did you guess Austin Powers running someone over with a steamroller?

@snailsnackz @FOWLAZULE You can't even set the price filter that low on the first two Google results for used cars! You can find some here and there, but $4700 definitely isn't normal used car price range anymore when it (supposedly) used to be near the top.

@FOWLAZULE 3000 in 2006 with inflation is 4700 now. One can definitely buy a used car for that currently

That’s what I’m saying, millennials DID used to work after school/during summer and still be able to save up and buy our first cars cause the cars were NO MORE than $3,000 and the $3,000 once’s were if you wanted like a used Audi or another type of older luxury vehicles. No toyota made in 2006 should cost anyone 7k lol be SO FUCKING SERIOUS

@AnaKrivolapova I mean it got me through my quarterly performance review

"Release the Epstein files" has become a pervasive form of whataboutism that turns a tragic situation into a mindlessly parroted rhetorical monkey wrench

Drop cap and column-spanning opening line. Wowie

@BootsRiley @bigblackjacobin Das me!

Is there anyone on here who LOVED or REALLY LIKED Sorry To Bother You, but doesn't plan to see I Love Boosters this opening weekend? If so, I wanna chat with you. Lemme know.

@CartoonsHateHer Jungian psychobabble about how deep down your political enemies are really just masturbating to the idea of you fucking their wives really captures the spirit of the moment.

I've been so excited for Cameron to publish this- I know he's been working on it for a while. You should all read his work!

@ItsGoneAwry But everyone immediately recognizes and has a deep reverence for Ret. Admr. Harward!! It HAD to be him, otherwise the American public wouldn't have been on board with all the stuff covered in that super substantive interview! What other choice did they have?

Why would a man go on TV news wearing a “CIA” mask for an interview? It’s just a goofy premise

@hunterhhedge @AndrewDesiderio I have no doubt you believe that if he loses it means he shouldn't have even ran. Because you're a faggot ass loser.

@ReVelvetWriter @AndrewDesiderio well if the expected outcome occurs then I’m obviously right in hindsight. Everything else is cope.

Cornyn has raised a staggering $400 million for Senate Republicans throughout his career. That was a major selling point for his leadership bid.

@BingusBoy133464 He literally already did in the thread. But here you go dumbass

Then recreate it

@hunterhhedge @AndrewDesiderio A senior influential senator with lots of domain knowledge and elite fundraising abilities shouldn't even have ran? You're a weak retard. Basically a baby slapping at your phones keyboard.

@AndrewDesiderio we burned a fourth of that - which he did over years and years - on his loser bid he shouldn’t have even ran

@LynAldenContact @TXMCtrades Imagine they did it by putting all those blocks on a chain

@TXMCtrades Each individual block is massive up close.

The construction of the pyramids at Giza, and there's nothing else really close

The thing that makes it kind of weird to me is Homelander ALWAYS thought it was his powers that made him special & everyone else ants. Going the depower & immediately become a sniveling baby route is kind of like if Hitler was unbeatable until you hit him with a Jewification ray

The US lethal injection procedure involves the administration of three drugs: A sedative to make you fall asleep, a muscle relaxant that keeps you from moving or twitching, and then potassium chloride, which destroys the heart, causing a quick death. If the potassium chloride does not work properly the muscle relaxant paralyzes the respiratory muscles, causing you to die either of asphyxia or of a heart attack brought on by struggling to breathe as the respiratory muscles enter paralysis. When a condemned inmate dies from the muscle relaxant rather than the potassium, it is considered a botched execution. However, the Canadian MAID euthanasia procedure involves only the administration of the first two lethal injection drugs -- dying of asphyxia due to respiratory muscle paralysis is the intended result of the protocol. The US has performed lethal injections on fewer than 150 condemned killers since 2020. Canada has euthanized as many as 80,000 people in the same period.

@DreamWeaver1771 @BlaireWhite @XSoldier1036 When people are on tv they have MANY lights pointed at them. None of them are included in the shot. Real deep trade secret though. Don't tell anyone I told you.

@ReVelvetWriter @BlaireWhite @XSoldier1036 One problem. There is no light beneath him. You can tell by the lack of light beneath him

Holy shit why is this man on Fox News wearing a literal CIA mask

@Wendigoon8 I have no idea who The Boys casting director was, but they EARNED every penny. Starr, Crawford, Ackles. Several performances elevate every scene they're in by a letter grade or two.

I quit watching after season 3 but man, Anthony Starr is a generational talent. It was nearly worth watching just to see him be Homelander.

@jthegreatestt @BlaireWhite @XSoldier1036 Because he's sitting still. If he moved his torso or the base of his neck the shadow would move.

@ReVelvetWriter @BlaireWhite @XSoldier1036 Why doesn’t it adjust as he moves like a real shadow would