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Footballs a lot more fun as a neutral!

That'll do

Can you get Rio on now, Arne? Hook Isak

Konate. After you, sir. Ffs

@empireofthekop This Liverpool hasn't got an ounce of fight in it

Everton have certainly started the stronger in these first 15 minutes This Liverpool team might want to realise it's a derby and they're up against a hugely motivated side who aren't all that far behind them in the league table

Who's the sniper that keeps shooting these Everton players?

@mrwtffacts Barman could have replaced the shots with water after the first half dozen and she probably wouldn't have noticed!

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.

@JamesPearceLFC Futures bright for that team if they were coached properly, yes!

Slot: "We made a big progression compared to last week. Our fans kept pushing us. Unfortunately it's one of the many examples this season when we didn't take our chances. But the future looks very bright for this team. We showed we can compete with the champions of Europe."

Gave it a go but too many mistakes, not clinical enough and some just not good enough

Multi billionaire company @amazon @AmazonUK are now forcing @AmazonKindle users to buy a new kindle even if the old one works fine.They can't be bothered to support it & want readers to suffer ads. Scandalous. Think it may be @Rakuten_Kobo for me instead going forward

@whippetchariots @AmazonUK Think @Rakuten_Kobo Kobo could be the way forward

@katiespitfire @AmazonKindle @AmazonUK Think @Rakuten_Kobo Kobo could be the way forward

@AmazonKindle @AmazonUK how disappointing to read that you will no longer support older #kindle such as the #paperwhite mine is ancient but works perfectly & no thanks I don't want to use your discount to buy a new one..Back to paper books I guess and cancelling my subscription

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives They still do the same amount of hours though. What will do about politicians who barely go to parliament or fall asleep whilst there?

A council job with a four-day working week for five days’ pay. Nice if you can get it. Not so nice when taxpayers are paying the bill. We deserve full-time services for full-time pay. The @Conservatives will ban this ridiculous policy and get Britain working again.

@windycorner13 @pje7 @gorlestonfc @IsthmianLeague As I understand it the council wont allow clubs to work on the pitch & they often ask the council to do something but they dont always listen. Tonight there were 3 puddles the ref didn't like. Judging by the weather on the Acle Straight as I went home it would have only got worse

@RealDavidHardy @pje7 @gorlestonfc @IsthmianLeague Why are Gorleston and Yarmouth not either keeping the pitch to an acceptable standard OR insisting that the council does it. Can't control fog agreed, but decent maintenance should avoid waterlogged continually. Becoming a laughing stock.

MATCH POSTPONED - AFTER PITCH INSPECTION, MATCH TO BE RESCHEDULED

Its the right time for @MoSalah to go. He goes with thanks and good luck wishes. Hopefully see him back to his best for the rest of the season now the weight of the decision is off his shoulders #EgyptianKing

@MartinSLewis In my world, simply stick to the speed limit! That would save millions of people money!

Had better days

@empireofthekop Surely that should have been Rio on. Another baffler from Slot

Hugo Ekitike tried to carry on but it was soon apparent that he wouldn't be able to continue. Curtis Jones is on in his place

Hugo Ekitike appears to be in discomfort on the turf after a collision with James Milner

@BBCMOTD Just let the ref use it if he wants to check something and forget the rest, apart from goal line technology as that actually works.

What would you like to see changed about VAR? 🤔📺