Sam Burns
22.4K posts
Parents talk about this stuff more & more & more….because it’s happening more & more & more. Feels good to say so - so more should do just that.
CTV News Toronto@CTVToronto
Man wanted after allegedly following a 13-year-old girl walking home in Toronto’s east end ctvnews.ca/toronto/articl…
English
@CaitlinPacific I think people are pretty relaxed about the fact that she was involved in a tragic accident (seriously… who among us didn’t drive golf carts on Maui holidays in the first grade?🤨)
But some are (rightly) unchill that she’s draw-droppingly stupid.
English
Everyone relax. Laura Bush ran a stop sign when she was 17 and killed someone.
For all we know, so did Bess Truman.
MAZE@mazemoore
Gavin Newsom's wife recalls telling prisoners at San Quentin about running over and killing her sister with a golf cart. She said that she wasn't punished because it was an accident but that the prisoners are doing life even though theirs was "probably an accident too."
English
@ChnsawChrlie @Gavin_McInnes you sound like you’ve never seen one. 😘
English
Ok, help me out here. I don’t think a wife needs to change into her sweats / pajamas / leggings the second she gets home. Can we agree you need to retain your fit until at least 9:30pm? Same with men.
English
Sam Burns ретвитнул
@visegrad24 It was the most obvious case of trolling in history but our politicians and media all took it seriously.
English
Who has a vendetta here, sir? Most sentient adults shape views based on available information.
Gilbert falsely accused MK of excusing child abuse. A vile, idiotic claim. Either Gilbert is cognitively impaired or/suffers from
unhealthy Megyn obsession (maybe both).
Not sure if Gilbert has an MK vendetta. But you clearly do. Do you feel this way about all women who are more successful than you?
Sounds so. Maybe keep these thoughts between you and a therapist?
English
Megyn Kelly (tentatively, after rushing to judgment) thinks Timothy Busfield is being falsely accused of child sex abuse, but…
He’s a terrible guy because he settled non-criminal suits with 2 women (really because she has a vendetta against Melissa Gilbert).
But when she found out Pete Hegseth paid out a RAPE settlement, she held his hand to make him Secretary of War!
She’s a world-class shape-shifter!
English
Surely that isn't really Joni Mitchell.
Lou Perez@LouPerez
Joni Mitchell looks like Courtney Love.
English
@LozzaFox I prefer music of black origin. If the western music industry hadn't appreciated the talent in the music of black origin, then we wouldn't have rock, blues, soul, disco, funk, rnb, rap, rave, drum n bass etc that we have. I don't want to listen to folk and hillbilly shit tbh.
English
When does the Music of white origin awards take place again? MOWO
English
@mattvanswol @MLKing4766 Do you live in a bluegrass-free zone?
Pretty thriving music scene.
English
Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving.
I want my country back.
English
Is it me or has April Fools, against all odds, gotten EVEN LAMER?
English
Sam Burns ретвитнул
Very good troll account, enhanced by the inexhaustible supply of people who fall for it.
Mason Home Builder@bankertobuilder
This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team
English
This is the face responsible for:
2 yrs of missed school.
$32 chicken.
Having to wait until 40 to have kids (even though you'd like to start at 31).
72% of Jann Arden 'Hits & Other Gems' (2020) sales.
45% of all follow up calls to Bylaw.
6% tip on a Swiss Chalet Festive Special.
Anti-Boomer@mapleblooded
This is what my trolls look like. Every time.
English
@CGWeatherHub “6% tip on a Swiss Chalet Festive Special”
😆 You are a legend Cedar.
English
@NancyRomm Thank you for this. This all feels needlessly cruel. In my moral matrix, murdering a dog is the bigger sin.
English
In light of the "news" about Kristi Noem's husband, I am republishing a story I wrote about an Alabama mayor and preacher whose cross-dressing was discovered - and the tragedy that followed open.substack.com/pub/nancyromme…
English
This may be an unpopular opinion, but what if she leaked the story for sympathy
Acyn@Acyn
Baier: Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life.
English