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Sam Burns

@RealSamBurns

Dogs over Cats.

Toronto Присоединился Eylül 2011
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Sam Burns
Sam Burns@RealSamBurns·
@karol Because nobody wants to read an essayist who lies to her readers. And we especially don’t want to read memoirs by authors we pity.
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@gregbradyx Is it happening more & more? Earnest.
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@CaitlinPacific I think people are pretty relaxed about the fact that she was involved in a tragic accident (seriously… who among us didn’t drive golf carts on Maui holidays in the first grade?🤨) But some are (rightly) unchill that she’s draw-droppingly stupid.
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Gavin McInnes
Gavin McInnes@Gavin_McInnes·
Ok, help me out here. I don’t think a wife needs to change into her sweats / pajamas / leggings the second she gets home. Can we agree you need to retain your fit until at least 9:30pm? Same with men.
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Billboard Chris 🌎@BillboardChris·
@visegrad24 It was the most obvious case of trolling in history but our politicians and media all took it seriously.
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Who has a vendetta here, sir? Most sentient adults shape views based on available information. Gilbert falsely accused MK of excusing child abuse. A vile, idiotic claim. Either Gilbert is cognitively impaired or/suffers from unhealthy Megyn obsession (maybe both). Not sure if Gilbert has an MK vendetta. But you clearly do. Do you feel this way about all women who are more successful than you? Sounds so. Maybe keep these thoughts between you and a therapist?
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John Ziegler
John Ziegler@Zigmanfreud·
Megyn Kelly (tentatively, after rushing to judgment) thinks Timothy Busfield is being falsely accused of child sex abuse, but… He’s a terrible guy because he settled non-criminal suits with 2 women (really because she has a vendetta against Melissa Gilbert). But when she found out Pete Hegseth paid out a RAPE settlement, she held his hand to make him Secretary of War! She’s a world-class shape-shifter!
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@JustJenRX Never be on the side of obviously raging coke heads.
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Sam Burns@RealSamBurns·
@Glinner Imagine just straight up having a new face one day? Fall asleep as a Tina Yothers doppleganger, wake up Michelle Pfeiffer’s wasted second cousin. Wild.
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@SF_XX_22 @LozzaFox This folk and hillbilly shit is rooted in the banjo…brought to you by West Africa.
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@LozzaFox I prefer music of black origin. If the western music industry hadn't appreciated the talent in the music of black origin, then we wouldn't have rock, blues, soul, disco, funk, rnb, rap, rave, drum n bass etc that we have. I don't want to listen to folk and hillbilly shit tbh.
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Laurence Fox
Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
When does the Music of white origin awards take place again? MOWO
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@LozzaFox Like what? A Gregorian Chants music awards show?
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving. I want my country back.
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Elle Lookbook
Elle Lookbook@EvaLovesDesign·
This may be difficult …
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Chris Selley
Chris Selley@cselley·
Is it me or has April Fools, against all odds, gotten EVEN LAMER?
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@CGWeatherHub “6% tip on a Swiss Chalet Festive Special” 😆 You are a legend Cedar.
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@NancyRomm Thank you for this. This all feels needlessly cruel. In my moral matrix, murdering a dog is the bigger sin.
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Nancy Rommelmann
Nancy Rommelmann@NancyRomm·
In light of the "news" about Kristi Noem's husband, I am republishing a story I wrote about an Alabama mayor and preacher whose cross-dressing was discovered - and the tragedy that followed open.substack.com/pub/nancyromme…
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