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@NoLayingUp In other news, @livgolf_league has also announced plans to hold the first tournament ever on the surface of the Sun. In order to prevent everyone from bursting into flames, the tournament will be held at night.

It’s now official. There are now no LIV events on the schedule between June 7 and July 23.

@NUCLRGOLF In other news, @livgolf_league has also announced plans to hold the first tournament ever on the surface of the Sun. In order to prevent everyone from bursting into flames, the tournament will be held at night.

🚨🗣️⛳️ #OFFICIAL — The LIV Golf League is postponing a late June event in Louisiana, citing “peak summer heat” and a “crowded global sports calendar.” FULL STATEMENT 📝 “In coordination with the Governor of Louisiana and Louisiana Economic Development, we have made the strategic decision to explore moving LIV Golf Louisiana to a new window later this fall. “This shift allows us to avoid the peak summer heat and the crowded global sports calendar while ensuring the course is in the championship condition our fans and players expect.” “We are grateful for the continued partnership and flexibility of the state of Louisiana as we work together to deliver a world-class debut this fall. Our team is focused on maintaining the strong momentum of the 2026 season and we look forward to sharing finalized dates in the near future.”

@Daniel_Rapaport In other news, @livgolf_league has also announced plans to hold the first tournament ever on the surface of the Sun. In order to prevent everyone from bursting into flames, the tournament will be held at night.

The Louisiana government’s statement on the postponement of LIV Louisiana starts with a thank you to the PGA Tour, which is crazy work.

This is the crest of the WWII (World War Eleven) British submarine HMS Trump. I know the object at the center is a a horn (an archaic term) but it certainly looks like a golf tee. @realDonaldTrump

@nicksortor @kaitlancollins Dear Kaitlan, Is the WHCA Dinner shooter dead yet?

@kaitlancollins “Former DOJ official” Who? Merrick Garland? Eric Holder? Why do they insist on staying anonymous, even though they don’t work for the DOJ anymore?

Former DOJ official tells me: "This might be the worst case DOJ has filed in my lifetime."

I never knew retired Supreme Court Justices get to crash Joint Sessions of Congress.

@BuzzPatterson I was just searching her to say this and saw yours, which I couldn't state any better. What a moron!

Marie Harf is a fat ass, stupid bitch.

@nhjonesy @BuzzPatterson Same. My college roommate's father is 98 and was in the Volkssturm as a 16 year old, captured by Patton's army near Ramadan and was a POW. Later came to America (CT) was drafted and served in U.S. Army, in Germany! A living history lesson.

About the time my grandfather passed way. He was a Marine and fought on Iwo Jima and Saipan. Suffered immensely for decades from PTSD with alcoholism but amazingly recovered before cancer took him. I took up an immense interest in WWII history just afterwards and boy I wish I had tried to ask questions before he passed. People like that are walking history books.

I just drove onto the Navy base at Port Hueneme. No sticker on my car, just a retired military ID. The young gate guard saluted me. I snapped off a sharp salute in return. It’s good to be home.❤️

@FoxNews What morons determined the camera angles. No views of the troops passing in review?

There seems to be some confusion between insults/ridicule and incitement of violence. Here's a little rhetorical quiz for those who are confused. Perhaps it will help. Trump posts that Rob Reiner was crazy and had TDS after Reiner's death. Who did that incite violence towards? Gavin Newsom claims that Trump is disappearing American citizens never to be seen again and that Black and Brown people are specifically being targeted and should be afraid. Newsom repeatedly claims that America will not have an election in 2028 and that Trump will use the National Guard to arrest people who try to vote. Who might that incite violence towards? Trump posts a warning to Iran that an entire civilization may die. Which person did that incite violence towards? Ted Lieu, without evidence, claims that Trump is guilty of raping and killing children. The entire Democrat party spends a year claiming without evidence that Trump is a pedophile. Who does that incite violence towards? Trump posts a meme of Adam Schiff with a long neck and calls him a watermelon head. Does that incite violence towards someone? Adam Schiff spends three years falsely accusing the President of being a traitor and working for Russia. He claims that the President is illegitimate and should not be in office. Does that incite violence towards anyone? What happens if someone believes Schiff's lies? Tim Walz claims that Trump is disappearing people, having American citizens grabbed and sent to torture dungeons, never to be seen again. He warns people that anybody could be next and urges people to fight. Who does that incite violence towards? Trump posts a meme with a clip of Obama as a gorilla. Who does that incite violence towards? Were people angry at Obama for being portrayed as a gorilla or were they angry at Trump for posting it? Biden spends five years calling Trump an existential threat to the world and says that democracy can never survive if Trump gets back in office. He gives multiple prime time speeches as President calling Trump and his supporters a threat to democracy. Does that incite violence towards someone or some group? Trump calls someone garbage. Biden says that Trump supporters are garbage almost immediately after an attempt on Trump's life. Do either of those incite violence? Chris Murphy says that we are at war (with MAGA and the right) and that people need to do whatever it takes to win the war. Who might that incite violence towards? Trump posts that he's glad that Robert Mueller died. Who does that incite violence towards? Do people want to kill Mueller's dead body after reading that? James Comey posts "8647." Might that incite violence towards someone? Trump posts a meme of Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero. Who does that incite violence towards? Do the people who are angry about that meme want to hurt Jeffries? Hakeem Jeffries repeatedly says that the biggest threat America faces is MAGA Republicans. Who does that incite violence towards? Trump says "there are very fine people on both sides, but I'm not talking about the neo-nazis and white supremacists, they should be condemned totally." Who does that incite violence towards? The entire Democrat party and virtually the entire MSM spend years claiming that Trump said that nazis and white supremacists are very fine people. Who does that incite violence towards? Trump ridicules Rosie O'Donnell. Did that incite violence towards O'Donnell? A journalist reads on national TV from a manifesto of a deranged would be assassin who wrote that he was angry with pedophiles and then asks the same President who was the target of said assassin if the manifesto was about him? Who would that, if anyone, incite violence towards? Trump tells the journalist who just read the manifesto accusing him of being a pedophile that she should be ashamed of herself. Who does that incite violence towards? AOC says that the country has become nazi Germany, compares Trump to Hitler, and claims that Trump is putting people in concentration camps. Who would that incite violence towards? I could go on and on. Maybe these questions will clear things up a bit for those who do not understand the difference between insults and incitement of violence.

@NUCLRGOLF @StAndreGolf @AaronChewning All the @livgolf_league players who pretended to join the league in order to spend more time with their families will now have most of the summer to do so.

🔴⛳️🎙️ #LIVE — @StAndreGolf star @AaronChewning joins us! Plus the latest on LIV Golf’s cancelled Louisiana event, Justin Rose joins McLaren Golf, PGA TOUR returns to Doral & MUCH MORE! Join us! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@catturd2 For $242,000 it must be have been a helluva blowjob.

When I was a teenager, I worked as a volunteer at a celebrity golf tournament in North Georgia called the Mickey Mantle invitational. All the celebrities were so nice, except for him. One of the most arrogant, drunk, dickhead POS scumbags I’ve ever seen. I was a teenager, and I’ll never forget how bad he treated everyone. An absolute horrible lowlife.

@awstar11 Th only thing he visibly is is ret*rded.

Doubling down on “maximum warfare”

@RCPolitics @TomBevanRCP I am one of those people who love saying, "I told you so."

Megyn Kelly: Reporters That Attended WH Correspondents' Dinner Are Talking Like They Just Got Back From Vietnam realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/…

@JosephLaMagna @fried_egg_golf So the players can spend more time with their families. 🤣

So there won’t be a LIV event for a month and a half in the middle of the summer?

@TrumpsHurricane Not funny.

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in TWO words or less

@CNN @ABCNetwork shouldn't take @JimmyKimmelLive off the air because he encourages violence against politicians he disagrees with. He should be taken off the air because he's not interesting and nobody watches him.

President Trump calls on ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel after he joked on-air last week that Melania Trump was an "expectant widow." cnn.it/3QD2oQg

@nhjonesy @BuzzPatterson Pretty sure it was Guam or Tinian. Dad died 22 years ago and it's just one of the 1000 questions I've always wished I'd asked.

@RefDemo2 @BuzzPatterson That’s a classic photo! Got any info on when/where it was taken?

@NRCC @rebeccajoc He is visibly ret*rded.

Moments Ago: A visibly agitated Hakeem Jeffries says “I stand by” calling for “maximum warfare” against Republicans. “You can continue to criticize me for it, I don’t give a damn about your criticism!” Unhinged.

@RealJamesWoods @MathPhysics3 If inbreeding had a face.

If hate had a face…