Simon

Lunch time on Miami Beach

@DPDCariers I’ve had some geezer ring me who was completely unintelligible. Thanks, never using DPD again if I can help it

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@HJB_News__ Hahahaha, fucking clown

David Lammy has said tonight he’ll be entering the Labour leadership race. What are your thoughts?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Either for now

Can we just make this clear … Do people want Keir Starmer to Resign or Call a General Election?

@TheBritLad @patriots777888 Nah, doubt he said anything like that

🚨BREAKING: Rumours circulating in left-wing circles claim Keir Starmer has issued a warning to Labour MPs: “I wont stand down, I just won’t and if this drama continues, I’ll call a snap election” Would he really stoop that low?

@BasilTheGreat 👏🏻

Keir Starmer will resign tomorrow morning

@PGroenhuysen You must be on drugs mate

It is now undoubtedly a case of the Media 100% attempting to bring down a democratically elected PM.. At the end of the day he has done very very little wrong ,and in the light of his predecessors frightful legacy one hell of alot right..

@DPD_UK_Support_ someone needs to contact me urgently because one of your drivers walked into my house uninvited.

Labour’s catastrophic losses had nothing to do with “not going quickly enough” or “voters not seeing change”. When you tax working people to breaking point, prohibitively increase the cost of employing people so businesses simply won’t, make claiming welfare more lucrative than getting a job, put illegal migrants before British people, crucify British industry on the altar of Net Zero, persecute British veterans who served our country, lie about getting friends of paedophiles into top government jobs, and cannot even say what a woman is, this is the election result you deserve.

@FabioWardley @DynamiteDubois @Sos_mgt @Queensberry @FrankWarren @BOXRAW @IpswichTown @grangefitness @BDPerformance_1 @Wilson_SC91 @BoxingScience_ Bloody legend - get well soon.

My body failed me, but not my heart. And that I can live with… Congratulations @DynamiteDubois , thank you for a great fight worthy of the history books. Thank you to the city of Manchester and everyone that has been along on this journey with me. #TeamWardley ❤️

@Ravenismeee Ron.

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Ultron again 🙂

@wild_jez @afneil 🤮

@afneil When Starmer gives his speach on Monday, i would not surprised if he is flanked by Blair and Campbell.

So far Starmer’s efforts to save his skin have been a classic case study in how not to save your skin: The most unpopular Labour PM in history (Starmer) calls in aid the second most unpopular Labour PM in history (Brown). With most Labour MPs despising you and willing to grant you, at most, a civilised stepping down over some months, you say you’ll be in power for a decade. Labour MPs’ worst nightmare. You commission a propaganda film of you, Brown, Rachel Reeves and Harriet Harman looking smug and self-satisfied in the Downing Street garden, complete with meaningful music. How divorced from public opinion can you be? You signal you’re fresh out of new blood (Brown? Harman?) and new ideas (getting close to the EU is the best you can come up with — hardly a game changer). You think a ‘reset’ speech (again!) can turn things round? You’re truly delusional. THE END.

@LeeHarris @cryptoocean2021 He’s just frankly unbelievable. Even BoJo wasn’t this bad!

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer - "I'm not going to walk away. I'm not going to plunge the country into chaos" I kid you not, he said he will stay on as prime minister for another EIGHT YEARS?! The vile narcissist doesn't realise that HE IS THE CHAOS! JUST RESIGN! Vile man.

@KeithHuewen Incredible at 62!

I love this bloke! Inspirational 👏🏼

@DynamiteDubois @FabioWardley #WardleyDubois Fight of the year from you two legends. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Fabio.

@ZachSchumaker 100% agreed. Ref should have stopped that 2 rounds previously. Both boxers absolute legends for that fight.

This fight has to be stopped immediately. Fabio Wardley is taking life-altering punishment out there. You have to throw in the towel and let him live to fight another day. #WardleyDubois

@LindaR39 @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Drug user alert

I just don’t understand how voters, and pundits expect @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer to turn a country’s fortunes & people’s lives round in just 22 months when they inherited public services on their knees & debt through the roof. I think they’ve done a great job in a short period.

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Total dick move

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@NoLongerTheFuzz Hahahaha, what a fucking tool this 🔔 end is

Excuse my language but what a fucking bell end. He says it’s a human right to live in a house and pay cheap rent so he has more disposable income! All landlords would sell. Let me know how it goes , sleeping on the side of the road in a tent ⛺️🤡 !

@UKLabour Haha, fuck off you bunch of lying tossers. #losers

Labour was elected to change this country. That is what the public want, and what they deserve. Tough days like today don’t weaken our determination to deliver that change. They strengthen it.

@CaitGsxr6 🤘

Dya know I once rode Jixabelle over to the NW200, all on my lonesome.. it rained continuously from Newcastle to Stranraer, piss wet through I sat on that ferry in a puddle only to disembark at Belfast to the news they’d cancelled the fucker 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤣 stayed and toured N.I anyway 😎