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@MaryTilesTexas @celestialbe1ng Don't. Why tf?

@celestialbe1ng Once again I am tempted to get lip filler

Men don’t hate lip fillers. They dislike botched work (who doesn’t) because good work isn’t noticeable (that’s the whole point).

@dekim_Kalvino So if you kill a fortune teller then someone has to kill you since you killed someone. Glad nobody followed it.

Can any Christian make this make sense for us?

@PeterMcCormack Wait. I thought you liked capitalism ? Isn't owning a business living off the productivity of the workers ? Or after all investments made to open business everything is split equally on job they do? I agree with the sentiment but greedy leaders are just as bad or worse.

One of the biggest problems of our time is people believing they deserve to live off the productivity of other people.

@3rdCarney @TateTheTalisman Dude. stop sending me DMs. I won't open the pics.

@Toadly9 @TateTheTalisman You like seeing penis when you're watching porn? 😆 🤣 😂

I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?

@pirooooon3 FN stands for find now. Without the key you will never find.

私の『FNキー』を見かけませんでしたか？ 情報があればリプライをしてください😊

@james_xond I agree but 55. That's why you start saving 25-35% of your pay when you started working and invest it. Any less and you really don't want that.

Not everyone will agree, but retirement should be encouraged at 50. I’m 34 and it makes no sense to spend your best years working just to finally enjoy life when those years are gone.

@wjf110 What? That isn't real. This happens in china ?

哈尔滨二十岁少女给陌生男子捐骨髓 一年后男子病情复发。 再次找到女子，发现她怀孕了。 男子：你之前救过我，现在真能见死不救吗?肯定得打胎救我的命! 男子老婆：她还年轻，打掉孩子，以后肯定还会怀孕的。 她等得起，但是自己的丈夫不行，随时被病魔夺走生命! 女子拒绝了，男子去世了 男子老婆咽不下这口气，将女子告上法庭。

@goddek Because of the immigrants. They don't know better.

Why would they write something so obvious like this on pizza boxes in the United States?

Robots in the 80s were gonna take all the jobs. People even wrote songs about it. Computers were gonna shut down the post office and make everyday life so simple. Any of these things happen ? Now go away with your AI and quantum slop. Either overly optimistic or alarmist

@learning_yohei Small talk. Just an opening line to get conversation going. Nobody wants to know how you are doing. If I don't want to speak with the person I will start telling them how I am doing. Almost always they tune out and walk away. 😂

日本からこんにちは😄🇯🇵最近、英語を勉強しています。アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸どうしてアメリカ人は人と会った時に「ハウ・アー・ユー？」と言うのですか？なにか特別な言葉なのですか？アメリカ人にそれを言われたら、僕はなんと答えればいいのですか？😵‍💫

@MrBitcoin12 @notgrubles I think he was a member of a boy band in the 90s.

@notgrubles Who the hell is Nic Carter

I'm telling you Nic Carter is the Greta Thunberg of quantum.

@oskkpu Be careful. I think they were abducting children in basement or a sewer in NYC. Can't remember the story.

ユダヤ人が這い出てきそうなマンホール見つけたんやけど 引き返した方がいい？

@skumWgmi Wow. So much money. Right? And what's wrong with coupons ? You don't like a getting things at cheaper prices or you believe your time is more valuable ? What I hope is he isn't leaving anything to you. It will be blown on blue check marks and such.

My boomer uncle has $430,000 in his 401k. Won't turn the heat above 67. Still clips coupons. Hasn't bought new shoes in four years. Saving it. For what, I asked once. He thought about it for a long time. "I don't know," he said. "Emergencies."

@qsfkbwIhuWLhnjI I love the honesty of Japanese people. We are shamed here if we say those things but we all think it.

米国。「国の食料支援が無くなると、飢えで死んでしまうかも」と涙ながらに訴える黒人女性。 みなさん、飢えに苦しむ彼女に　支援をしてあげて🤣🤣🤣

@Grace75441 @yuki_toushika It's worse because if we could control the money that was taken by social security it would be enough to retire on. Meaning it would be much higher value. Unfortunately the amount you receive at age 68 is not enough to live. About 300,000 yen a month.

@Toadly9 @yuki_toushika This is heartbreaking! So the so-called "investment for all" is just ordinary people being pushed to pay for their own retirement.

アメリカの皆さんへ 『アメリカ人はみんな投資している』みたいなこと聞くけど、実際本当にそうなの？ やっぱり買うのはS&P500？ ちなみに日本人は現金貯金してる人が多いよ。 私のポスト、アメリカに届け！

@melon_sfire People with weak legs shouldn't stand or should they try to stand and strengthen legs?

「資産少ない人は投資するな」って見かけたけど、毎月3,000円でもコツコツやる価値は普通にあるでしょ！！！

@yuki_toushika So for Americans we are forced to lose 15% of pay for social security which will run out of money in 2036. Then we try to save 10-15% of our pay in 401k. Lower wage people can only do 2-4% Then if you can afford you then invest in stocks or crypto. Usually happens when older

@Toadly9 401kに給料を投入するかどうか選べるのはまだ救いです。日本では年金という仕組みがあり、強制的にお金を徴収されます。

@yuki_toushika Well we also have that...it is called social security. This is 15% of your pay the government takes from all legal jobs. Everyone pays it. Then when you retire you get social security but it's not enough to live on. It's a scam since government uses it for immigrants

@yuki_toushika My brother in law was this type of person. He always saved 15% of wage. He worked at Honda on production line. His wages were good but not great. They managed their life on less money when raising family. Today he is retired at 56 yrs old with plenty of money

@Toadly9 リプライありがとう！ 働いていればだいたい401kを持ってるんですね。 少し調べましたが、401kが60歳まで引き出せないのは、日本のiDeCoに似ていますね！