Trumpet Matt 🎺

@VGChampStats Would love to see a win% comparison

Here are the current usage numbers for Mega Evolutions on the custom Pokemon Showdown Pre-Champions VGC ladder! Data taken from 14,414 public replays. What Mega Evolution do you think is underrated?

@omarrossi96 @MoxieBoosted That just means the trio’s mid lol

@MoxieBoosted Mega meganium is literally the best of the trio.

Put mega meganium in C tier of a predictions tier list and people had a problem with that as though these things have never seen a battlefield.

@phthalobloo @GunnerDobbins That’s a strange way to describe the events of 48. And actually I misremembered how 48 ends, it is still ambiguous.

@TrumpetMeta @GunnerDobbins She went back, guess you haven’t gotten that far. It’s directly implied she went back and took care of him in a later book.

……The kids take care of their psycho ex team member by forcing him into the form of a rat and stranding him on a garbage island to die and it’s later left ambiguous whether one of them accepted his request to put him out of his misery or left him there alive but alone.

@Pacmanrace Ohhh he’s smashing a barrel, I thought he was murdering Kazooie for a sec

Can't wait for the Donkey Kong movie, where Pauline is now voiced by a big-name celebrity, only to be captured by King K. Rool for the remainder of the movie. Meanwhile, the Excitebike Cyclist gets 20 minutes worth of screentime.

“six likes isn’t much” imagine six ada wongs in your bedroom

@sbirlios Good cuz their bread used to be dry as hell

people are begging tim horton's "please, please make your sandwiches better" but tim horton's keeps mishearing them and making the sandwiches wetter

@cecililytweets Max Atk Max SpD Ursaluna send it

trying to figure out a good team to make mega meganium viable a week before champions is out feels exactly like this

@LuLuYamOfficial Did they give him a giant needless eyeball like in Majora’s Mask

I just hope they don't do what they did to dead hand in the 3DS remake.

@JoePostingg He banned people from 7 countries from traveling with no warning, within one month of taking office the first time

He was basically a normal Republican until January 6th, but his second term has been like one million times crazier than anything since the civil war.

@JoeMerrick @supermariomovie April 1st 🤔🤔🤔

@supermariomovie WHAT

Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.

@META_Tommy @Grey_4010 @SerebiiNet Opportunity cost not just of Dragonite with an item, but Dragonite with an item next to another mega. Mega Dragonite is fine, but why bother if you can put banded Dragonite next to Mega Gengar or something.

@Grey_4010 @SerebiiNet Base dragonite already has multi scale so u have to compare mega dragonite to dragonite with an item. Mega dragonite loses attack and dragonite with a choice band gets 50% more attack. In singles u use heavy duty boots to ignore stealth rocks to keep multi scale active

Serebii Update: Abilities for new Mega Evolutions have also been confirmed in Pokémon Champions Mega Dragonite gets Multiscale Mega Froslass gets Snow Warning serebii.net

Isn’t the play for #PokemonChampions to just do all your EV training in a different main series game and then spend all your VP on clothes? Seems obvious to me.

@AidanSimardone Sousa Stars and Stripes Forever, both ironically and unironically

During the collapse of the Soviet Union, TVs would play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake What will play during America’s collapse?

@BovrilG This is how he got to be the president in Futurama

KISSINGER: The feasibility of…you’re asking about- NIXON: Fusing with a sandworm, Henry. Yes. And ruling as God Emperor. I want a, I want a frank feasibility assessment. KISSINGER: Mr. President, I want to…I’m going to approach this as I would any, ah, as a strategic question and simply note that the first obstacle would appear to be- NIXON: The sandworms don’t exist. I know the sandworms don’t exist, Henry. I’m not- do I seem like a man who doesn’t know that? I’m talking about the principle. I’m talking about whether the architecture of the thing, whether a version of this, a, an analogous- HALDEMAN: An analogous sandworm. [EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE] NIXON: Don’t do that, Bob.

@IntroSpecktive In retrospect yes but at the time it was majorly criticized online

Unova having its own exclusive dex was actually extremely refreshing and based

"When am I ever going to use this?" is the most honest feedback a student can give you. And we dismiss it every time.

@abohlen19 @axewxoxo Not above 80 power

@axewxoxo Drill peck

We’re going to gen 10 without a single flying move above 80 power that doesn’t have a drawback

@SariegoAlonso @axewxoxo 95% accurate

@axewxoxo ☝️🤓

@SXR123 And it’s the best one

The Surf Dracula tweet reminds me of the "Meet the Medic" short for TF2. Originally, Meet the Medic was supposed to be an interview style video like the other mercs (Scout, Soldier, Sniper, Heavy). It would have touched on how the Medic discovered the healing formula for his Medi Gun. They scrapped the idea because they realized it was "Meet the Medic", not "Meet the Medi Gun and the guy who made it."