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@IRANinKENYA Iran should know that impunity has no friends. The govt that Kenyans are holding responsible for hiking fuel prices is the same govt that scammed them tea worth billions.

Agree, Prof., since our Kenyan energy is that unlimited, maybe we can just teleport to Hormuz, uninstall Trump's blockade, and still make it back for matatu fare. x.com/IRANinKENYA/st…

@Josh001J I thought the govt affordables are spared!

Umbwa wewe! Hizi ni nini? Gachagua is so many things but not a liar!

Kenya’s imported cars face total taxes of about 70%–100% of their value, pushing prices higher. Here is the explanation of how the taxes are structured. Save the thread below:

Fufua June 25th. Remind them mbona Tuko Kadi.

THINGS ANIMALS KNOW THAT HUMANS DON'T: 1. Elephants can detect rain falling 150 miles away through vibrations in the ground, felt through their feet, and will begin walking toward it before any meteorological instrument registers the incoming storm. 2. Dogs can smell cancer, Parkinson's disease, epileptic seizures before they happen, and changes in blood sugar with accuracy rates that consistently outperform early-stage medical testing equipment. 3. Sharks can detect one drop of blood diluted across an Olympic swimming pool worth of water. Their electrosensory system can also detect the heartbeat of a hidden animal through solid sand. 4. Pigeons have magnetite crystals embedded in their beaks,a biological compass that allows them to navigate using the Earth's magnetic field with an accuracy that GPS navigation still cannot consistently match. 5. Crows can recognize and remember individual human faces for years. They hold grudges, pass information about specific humans to their offspring, and have been documented leaving gifts for humans who treated them kindly. 6. Bees make collective decisions democratically. When a hive needs a new home, scouts return and perform dances indicating different locations other bees evaluate and vote, and the option with the most sustained enthusiasm wins. 7. Mantis shrimps can see 16 types of color receptors compared to humans' three. They perceive colors, ultraviolet, and polarized light simultaneously experiencing a visual reality so complex humans have no framework to even imagine it. 8. Migratory birds navigate partly by seeing the Earth's magnetic field as a visual overlay on their normal vision essentially they have a built-in map projected onto their sight that humans are completely blind to. 9. Whales sing in dialects. Different populations have distinct songs that are culturally passed down, evolve over time, and change when populations come into contact with each other exactly like human language evolution. 10. Rats show measurable empathy. In experiments they consistently freed trapped companions even when doing so gave them no reward and would share food with hungry strangers before eating themselves. 11. Octopuses have neurons distributed throughout their arms each arm can taste, feel, problem-solve, and act semi-independently of the brain. They experience the world as eight semi-separate thinking entities simultaneously. 12. Elephants are among the only animals that recognize death as death. They return to the bones of deceased family members years later, handle them carefully, and display behavior that has no practical survival function only what looks like grief. 13. Dolphins have been documented teaching their young to use tools specifically placing sea sponges on their snouts to protect themselves while foraging on sharp ocean floors. This is culturally transmitted knowledge, not instinct. 14. Some species of jellyfish are biologically immortal. When stressed or aging, Turritopsis dohrnii reverts to its juvenile state and restarts its life cycle,it has no known natural lifespan limit. 15. Cats don't meow at other cats in the wild. The meow was developed specifically and exclusively as a communication tool directed at humans,they learned to talk to us in a frequency that mimics an infant's cry because it gets results.

@RodgersKipembe Your father is an MP. Parliament makes laws, oversight, representation and approves budgets. Gaucho is more enlightened than your father who is known for recording women fights in parliament and advocating that the impeached Meru governor be fingered with cooking sticks.

Gaucho is now a member of the Nairobi City County Hospital Management Board. To put it into perspective, he will be discussing issues affecting doctors, nurses, clinicians, pharmacists...

The Expressway that was to be built versus the Expressway that was built.

Violence solves everything. That's why the government has a monopoly on it and uses it regularly.

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable there’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is mental illness

I think the government see the people as oppositions.

I know I’m probably overthinking 😭 but how do we marry someone knowing they’ve been intimate with other people before us?

Children are amazing critical thinkers before we silence them

Lakini SHARP BOY wakwanza ilikuwa uyu BABU WA LOLIONDO ….

@WilliamsRuto Government will break your legs, hand you a pair of crutches, and say, "See, without us you wouldn't be able to walk."

We will do everything possible to cushion Kenyans from the economic shocks arising from the conflict in the Middle East. As I announced on Wednesday during my tour of Kisii County, we have reduced VAT on fuel by half, from 16 per cent to 8 per cent. To underpin this move in a legal framework, I have today assented to the Value Added Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2026, State House Nairobi. We have taken this urgent and necessary step because a surge in the cost of fuel has a ripple effect on consumer goods and services. While the reduction in VAT will be in operation for 90 days, we have inserted a provision which will enable us to extend the application of the law should the conflict in the Gulf continues to affect oil prices. I thank the National Assembly for their swift consideration and passage of the Bill in a record one day.

@moneyacademyKE Most likely the management that applied for the loan and plundered it has since exited earth and left hefty inheritance to their children. Now a corporation that should create employment opportunities and offer services to Kenyans is on its death bed. Sad.

KBC to lease nearly 2,000 acres of land for 21 years in a bid to generate revenue and manage its Sh90 billion debt.

"Most men die at 27; we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

@Nyokaffiii @dr_mogzy @Son_of_Laikipia @ppbkenya Who owns Zawadi Healthcare Ltd? Until they got to the market! Where were the regulating bodies?

@dr_mogzy @Son_of_Laikipia @ppbkenya Kwa wenye hatuelewi, do you mind educating us?

@ppbkenya This needs your immediate attention.

And You think Your Job Sucks…