@cezthesocialist Every poll has some number of people who clicked the wrong button, and it's actually a pretty convenient approximation of that poll's margin of error when it's transparent like this.
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Jordan Pierce
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Jordan Pierce
@_wordmachine
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Присоединился Nisan 2024
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the voters for each party who said they want the other in government
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️⚧️@LeftieStats
‼️POLL | Who would you rather have in power? 🟢 Green Party – 57% ➡️ Reform UK – 43% Overwhelming majorities of Labour (81%) and Lib Dem voters (79%) would pick Greens over Reform. Source: @LordAshcroft, 26-30 March
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Why are we allowing people to just go around quoting song lyrics? Perform the whole thing. A capella. You can use loop pedals.
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@nompton @snowiecone Hey so I multiplied 20 (a pretty big number) by 1.1 and it didn't get that much bigger?
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@snowiecone Wait till you multiply them. Oh man exponents are gonna blow your mind.
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@filer0040 They're never releasing a second Half Life. The big alien baby is already dead. How would they possibly concoct a new conflict?
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Yo lastfm, I don't think you were supposed to scrobble that
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@goobgleeb That sled dog would probably kill himself if he wasn't allowed to listen to his favorite music. Expedition over.
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"Only bring the bare necessities to this expedition"
"What about my dog's giant gramophone?":
Art Encyclopedia@artenpedia
During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.
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@ConservDepths Most of the enemies in Ultrakill are demons. If you think about it, V1 is really a soldier of Christ.
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From Conservapedia's "gender confusion" page
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@neverpilled @admcrlsn The website that we're on pays for views. He's incentivised to comment on trending topics.
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@admcrlsn Why would you give attention to this weirdo
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Just so we’re all on the same page, “breaking with the Democratic establishment” actually means “I couldn’t get enough signatures in time for the April 2 candidate filing deadline to run as a Democrat, so I am running as an independent because that filing deadline is June 16.”
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran
What’s so funny about breaking w the democratic establishment is that then various publications call up all your friends that you’ve ever been in a pic with to get dirt on you… It’s almost as if some people didn’t realize I went on FBOY Island for a reason and there is nothing that can be said about me or my actions to make me quit…let me know when we can talk about ideas !!!
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I’ve been muttering “I’m breaking. FREE!” all morning.
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran
Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.
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@novasoupONLINE We don't know how to produce green screens. Every green screen that's ever been used is a clipping of the 50,000-mile wide green screen that orbits Earth. We have no plan for when it runs out.
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what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact
Nuggets in 4@mpjclears
@DiscussingFilm Lmaoooo a clear green screen??? Why are they hiding the facts from us
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@HazelSoSlay @ITISNICKMELLO Explaining why AI is bad to Americans:
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@ITISNICKMELLO read up until you said burger and i got so hungry i couldn’t even focus
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@confusionm8trix Everything always might happen. Well. With some exceptions.
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so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain
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@waronweakness Your two-sentence tweet contains a painfully common grammatical mistake.
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Writing gurus : "Write short sentences and don't use big words"
Charles Dickens in the first sentence of Oliver Twist:
"Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, there is one anciently common to most towns, great or small: to wit, a workhouse; and in this workhouse was born - on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events - the item of mortality whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter.
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I always skip chapter 9 because that number is stupid and if the author wanted me to read this shit then they would have put it in a different chapter.
natasha 🍎🏒@hollanovvs
"i don't read prologues or epilogues in books because if they were important it would've just been a chapter" do you guys even like reading?
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@Isuzu_T There are two different accounts of the creation of man and woman in Genesis: in the first (lesser known) one, God created them simultaneously, while in the second Eve is formed from the rib of Adam. It's puzzling how often the first story is simply ignored by Christians.
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@AdamDavis For the sake of humanity, I hope he does not have an infinite amount.
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My friend you just listed the ingredients, you can have an infinite amount
Chris Kirschner@ChrisKirschner
Drink of the summer. Hornitos, triple sec, watermelon, lime. Wish I cold have 10 of these
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@jack_whitcomb_ I hate all you bitter men piling on this woman who is proud of her husband
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What it's like being a 160+ IQ economics student:
Gulping coffee (need lots of it) and ignoring my textbook (don't need it)...
Me: "Oh, I figured out how the economy works." Proceeds to give the best explanation ever (in my head).
A glimpse into my First Principles thinking
Eduarda Ferreira@edsocra
What it's like being married to a 160+ IQ person: Sipping coffee and checking on our plants in the garden (our normal routine)... Mike: "Oh, I figured out how plants grow." Proceeds to give the best explanation ever, something I'd never heard or thought about in my life, even as a plant lover. His brain is always working and discovering new things, not just about coding and software, but about everything around him. He calls it First Principles thinking. He is amazing at ignoring all assumptions and conventions.
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@taiki_phrases Crazy to stumble upon this while I'm reading Konbini Ningen.
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Konbini clerks say いらっしゃいませ but they don't want a reply.
I've watched tourists say "Hi!" back. The clerk freezes every time.
It's a sound effect, not a greeting. Just walk in. And just walk out.
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@Me1_RizeClan @FrotniteGuy Tim Pool clearly had no source and made that up, to milk the situation for views. Being a grifter takes ruthless instincts.
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@FrotniteGuy Who the fuck was tim pools source bro his ass was LYING
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@mehdirhasan @jamestalarico Uh, Talarico is not becoming president. He looks a bit weird and boyish.
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These are my five names, too.
Although if @jamestalarico pulls off a miracle victory in Texas against the odds surely he goes to the top of the list for 2028?
Adam Wren@adamwren
Who’s winning the 2028 Piker primary, according to @hasanthehun: politico.com/news/2026/03/2…
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