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Spring has sprung and so has Elmo! Ha ha ha! Happy first day of Spring, everybody! 🦋😂❤️

@skims @UPS hi hi why did my Skims package come towards me in Houston and then skrrt skrrt back to Alabama?!

Pappasitos hides lettuce in the bottom of the guac bowl #guacgate #InflationReductionAct

@RSN314 Can u talk to Schindler and ThryssenKrump plzfix

@adeeteebee Ha ha ha

How is it almost 2022 and we still can’t unclick buttons on elevators

@RSN314 Sir, they are just a giant cauliflower popped in the oven at 425 for 23 min. Why is this a $18 entree? Let me know if you are able to provide some R&D

@adeeteebee What is it that perplexes you about them?

I don’t understand cauliflower steaks

I wish call centers would let us pick our own hold music

Ok dont hate me because I know it is a well-intentioned fundraiser ❤️ but this is more facebook stuff and not Insta stuff right? @Meta we have diff apps for diff things. Thoughts?

Friday plans: balls deep in Excel. And then making a PowerPoint about what we learned in Excel

“You were moving around so much, i flipped over the canoe i was rowing in my dream” - me to my boyfriend this morning

I thought i forgot to renew my subscription to October weather but whew ok we are back!

I once told myself I’ll know I’ve made it when I have to unplug and re-plug my vacuum in another outlet to clean my place

@rheapalicha @Venmo @Rhea Wooooo!!

@Venmo @adeeteebee Venmo: @rhea-palicha LETS DO THISSSSSSSSSS

We're giving away $21,000 to the class of '21. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag your fave grad. We might send you both $100, $250, $500, or $1,000. #VenmoItForward Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 5/26. US only, 18+. Venmo account req'd. Rules: payp.al/vif

If a guy says he’s 5’9” on a dating app, is he telling the truth or is he really 5’8” ?

Dark horse by Katy Perry is still a banger

Ok i think i am addicted to trader joe's vegetable gyozas

@SwaggaDoshi sending all the gooodest vibes

Apple really needs to make a feature to mark texts unread or flag them like outlook

@Walgreens @Walgreens I'm trying to schedule my second dose and it says none available and to change location... but there is no option to even set OR change location. Tried all browsers, it's a product issue. Please help. Noe contact or live chat available either. SMH

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