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PUNE: HUSBAND SALARY: 2.8 Lac Per Month WIFE SALARY: 1.4 Lac Per Month Marriage lasted for only 6 Months. Wife demands maintenance saying she has right to live with same standards MAINTENANCE GRANTED : 1.35 LPM SO NOW HUSBAND : 1.45 LPM WIFE : 2.75 LPM GREAT INDIAN JUDGES

"Pakistan's border touches Gujarat, Punjab and Rajasthan too, but somehow terrorists always manage to enter from Kashmir" ~ Sardar ji just spoke my mind 👏

@gurjota make better coffee

Indians can splurge on 100 crore houses but can't afford ₹400 coffee!

Need help in containing the MCD strange order- charge parking fees from service lane outside Residencial colony outside B3, Keshav puram, Delhi 110035. NO commercial activity is happening outside colony however ashok vihar mkt has free parking. @sudhirchaudhary @timesofindia

"Justice is due." How biased laws, their misuse, apathy and corruption of judicial system is killing innocents! #JusticeForAtulSubhash #MenToo #NikitaSinghania

@oyemanisha EY employee

She considers herself a car

@ShivAroor You say police i hear thieves in khakee

23-yr-old biker killed after being struck by SUV speeding on wrong side in Gurugram. SUV with BJP sticker driven by Kuldeep Thakur. Police rejects GoPro footage of entire incident by victim’s biker friend who was riding behind. Driver gets bail asap. 🍌🇮🇳 hindustantimes.com/cities/gurugra…

Reactions after Asteroid misses earth....💯😅

@VPIndia India should be more vocal about that joker … 0 knowledge… full marks on lying on foreign soil

Every Indian outside the country has to be an ambassador of this nation. How painful that one who holds a Constitutional position is doing just the reverse of it! Nothing can be more condemnable, despicable and intolerable than that you become part of enemies of the nation. #RajyaSabha

@ANI This man talking about principles is not even hilarious …. His head should hang in shame 24x7 but no his audacity. Behind every horrendous act of crime you will find him justifying or dodging it in Supreme Court

#WATCH | On PM Modi visiting CJI DY Chandrachud's residence for Ganesh Puja, Rajya Sabha MP & President of Supreme Court Bar Association, Kapil Sibal says, "I saw something being circulated on the social media and quite frankly I was taken aback. I have been in the Supreme Court and in this institution for over 50 years...I have great respect for the present CJI...I was surprised when I saw this clip that was going viral. I have some issues on principles- no public functionary should not publicise a private event. I am sure that maybe the CJ may not have known that this was being publicised, the PM should never have shown his interest to go to such a private event...If there is gossip around it, it is not fair to the institution..."

@ajeetbharti @PMOIndia 18% for luxury transactions obviously

एक और यू-टर्न होगा। निर्मला सीतारमण धरातल से ढाई इंच ऊपर फ्लोट कर रही हैं। भाजपा की रेवड़ी राजनीति की फंडिंग के लिए डीजल से ले कर डिजिटल ट्रांजेक्शन तक पर अधिक टैक्स की चर्चा चल रही है। @PMOIndia यही है आपकी कैशलेस इकॉनमी?

@ANI Take the knee

BCCI announces Team India’s squad for the 1st Test of the IDFC FIRST Bank Test series against Bangladesh. Rohit Sharma (C), Yashasvi Jaiswal, Shubman Gill, Virat Kohli, KL Rahul, Sarfaraz Khan, Rishabh Pant (WK), Dhruv Jurel (WK), R Ashwin, R Jadeja, Axar Patel, Kuldeep Yadav, Mohd. Siraj, Akash Deep, Jasprit Bumrah, Yash Dayal.

@mrsinha @XCorpIndia @elonmusk Ofcourse it is. My timeline is full of their pushed agenda

Two more right wing accounts are suspended today. Yesterday @XCorpIndia had suspended multiple accounts including mine for no reason... Hey @elonmusk, it seems Indian office is working on instructions of IsIamic/left forces.

@ajeetbharti @nitin_gadkari @narendramodi Gaadio pe tax badha dunga… diesel band karwa dunga…. Petrol me cheeni mila dunga… ethanol ka ghol bana dunga… kitna overconfidence bhai… logo ko pagal karne ka theka le liya 3.0 sarkaar ne

.@nitin_gadkari जी, ये कौन सी नई वसूली स्कीम है? इस पर भी वित्त मंत्री से कह कर टैक्स बढ़वा दीजिए। @narendramodi जी, हम टैक्स देने के बाद के बचे पैसों से गाड़ी लेते हैं। गाड़ी लेते समय रोड टैक्स भर देते हैं। फिर सड़क पर चलने के लिए हर पचास किलोमीटर पर टोल का टैक्स देते हैं। टोल आप इसलिए लेते हैं कि सड़क बनाने का खर्चा निकल जाए। व्यक्ति वह भी सहता है कि चलो, सड़क तो अच्छी बन गई है। फिर पता चलता है कि ₹1896 की लागत वाली सड़क से ₹8349 करोड़ टोल वसूला जा चुका है। मिडिल क्लास को काम छोड़ कर, सड़क निर्माण एवम् टोल वसूली के तंत्र में आ जाना चाहिए। असली पैसा वहीं बन रहा है।

@ANI How dumb can they be.. they will be prime example of use and throw, realisation will come soon

#WATCH | Delhi | On joining Congress, Vinesh Phogat says, "I thank Congress party...Kehte hain na ki bure time mein pata lagta hai ki apna kaun hai...When we were being dragged on the road, all parties except BJP were with us. I feel proud that I have joined a party which stands with women and is ready to fight from 'sadak to sansad'..."

@RoshanKrRaii 💩😂

Vinesh Phogat is all set to be the next Sports Minister of Haryana if Congress comes to power💪 No Brijbhushan will ever dare to even look at a female athlete with bad intentions in Haryana once she takes over. Her win will feel like a personal win for the nation 🔥

@mrsinha @JayShah @ShuklaRajiv How many ministries he has handled that he wants to become the pm

Pappu ji is saying that @JayShah never touched a bat or ball, yet he's controlling cricket. Can he explain how many centuries @ShuklaRajiv ji has scored to justify his over two decades in the BCCI? And how many centuries did Sharad Pawar smash before becoming ICC President?

@vinodkapri The whitewash by journos overtime have been a highlight of this country! 🤡

“Burger का बर्ताव अच्छा था। हमने अंत्याक्षरी खेली। Doctor conversion की बात कर रहा था। Bhola-Shankar नाम से पुकारे जाने वाले आतंकी भी थे” -पूजा कटारिया IC814 में सवार यात्री

@KanganaTeam Govt should be ashamed of itself. Can’t protect its very own forget about common people with spine

Today I have become everyone’s favourite target, this is the price you pay for awakening this sleeping nation, they don’t know what I am talking about they have no clue why I am so concerned, because they want peace, they don’t want to take sides. They are cool, you know chilled!! Ha ha wish that poor soldier on the border had the same privilege of being cool, wish he didn’t have to take sides , and consider Pakistanis/Chinese his enemies. He is protecting you while you can lust over terrorists or anti- nationals. Wish that young woman whose crime was only that she was alone on the road and was raped to pieces, she was probably a gentle and kind person who loved humanity but was her humanity reciprocated? Wish all the robbers and criminals were also having the same love and affection like this cool and sleeping generation but the truth of life is something else. Don’t worry they are coming for you if some of us also become cool like you all they will get you and then you will know the importance of uncool people 🙂

@KreatelyMedia IQ of a doll

क्या आप Anubhav Sinha से सहमत है?