ben 🍉

some days im tom. some days im jerry.

@MLBPipeline @whitesox BREWER

The @WhiteSox have DFA'd their No. 19 prospect, Jedixson Paez. The 22-year-old right-hander made his MLB debut this season and appeared in three games: atmlb.com/3NGnts6

@WiscoGrant this start ruins the prospect return we’ll get for him

you can learn a lot about a young player when things go south in their MLB debut for example, today we learned that Brandon Sproat isn’t very good

@AdamMcCalvy there’s always other options, no need to be dramatic

Jake Woodford is out of options, Pat Murphy informs us.

The Brewers are making a trade, per source: Getting RHP Jake Woodford from the Rays for Minor League righty K.C. Hunt. Woodford was a non-roster invitee to Rays camp. More to come shortly.

@ScottWalker you should stay there!

There was NO wait for TSA today at MKW.

@PatCrave sports gambling

Patrick Ball and Isa Briones on if Patrick has a secret talent he could show off in a future episode of ‘The Pitt’: Patrick: No. Langdon’s only talent is “doctor?” Patrick: Doctor and dad jokes. Isa: Not even juggling? I feel like there would be juggling or something. Or darts…not that there would be darts in this ED, but I feel like you'd have some skill like that. Patrick: Darts is a possibility, for sure. I had a conversation with Noah about season three where I think one of my, I wouldn't call it a talent, but I might call it a habit or an obsession, might become part of the story. We'll see.

american culture and identity is war and violence. it’s not joy. it’s not community. it’s not music. it’s perceived power. team usa’s celly is a military salute. it’s so weird. nothing has been clearer this entire tournament when compared to other countries.

@AdamMcCalvy it’s like im really there

David Hamilton just made what might have been the play of the spring for the Brewers on a grounder to the hole at shortstop. Maybe I'll try to draw it for you.

GTA 7 should be in milwaukee

@Brett_A_Taylor make a t shirt about it

Hey Brian - It was, potentially making Turang's play even worse. His aggressive approach made Witt back off. He was shifted, but maybe just should've headed to 2B & let Witt take it. Great call by you, Brian. I might not have made that argument, myself, but you definitely did.

@AdamMcCalvy what sort of prospect return can we expect on made?

The Brewers have returned Jesús Made to Minor League camp and optioned Jeferson Quero to Triple-A as part of a slew of moves this morning. Minor League camp opens tomorrow.

@stephenasmith @UConnHuskies @MarquetteMBB oh shut up stephen you're shit

Watching @UConnHuskies vs @MarquetteMBB right now. Coach Hurley just got ejected with 1.0 left. He was right to be furious on the NO-Call. The ejection was justified because you can’t touch the referee, but that should’ve been a foul for Demary, who would’ve had a chance to tie the game at the FT line. Should’ve been called.

@SpursOfficial read this as a threat

The second half is underway. 🔗 thfc.pro/4bvxgZZ

@SpursOfficial why

Strand Larsen scores. ⚪️ 1-2 🦅

@Sec_Noem @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar

Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

@SamKuffelWx banger

I know there’s been a lot of chatter about this lately, and I feel like I should weight in on it. Yes, he should be fired. Doc Rivers should absolutely be fired.

@DanODonnellShow hi @iHeartRadio I was about to purchase an all-access membership until i saw one of your employees called for the death of a sitting governor. looks like i will be spending my money somewhere else. please fire dan (preferably, out of a cannon) and i will reconsider my decision!

Same people weeping over the Ayatollah's death

@FoolishBB sproat?

Tomorrow on Foolish Bailey... ...5 Pitchers I LIKE for 2026

@ONABAMfan don’t say that - think of the children

OrtiZN SZN coming at you at 107.5 MPH, fast enough to knock an apple off your head

To my friend, Thomas Frank: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.

@Giannis_An34 @alexisohanian @ChelseaFCW STOP STOP STOP STOP

I'm proud and honored to partner with my friend @alexisohanian, joining the ownership group of @ChelseaFCW, a historic club built on passion, excellence, and a winning culture. Chelsea’s history speaks for itself, and I’m excited to contribute to the future by supporting continued growth and impact in women’s sport. This is about ambition, legacy, and pushing the game to new heights. Up the Chels! 🦁 💙