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@JoeRoganRecaps Matthew and John are first hand as they are among the Apostles who Christ called directly. Mark was the companion of Peter and was alive during Christ’s ministry if I am not mistaken.

New: Joe Rogan was left completely stunned after devout Christian Joe Eszterhas exposed who Jesus Christ really was: ROGAN: “If you live your life by the teachings of Jesus Christ you will be a better person.” ESZTERHAS: “We’ve created this narrative that Jesus was just this nice, non violent guy. That wasn’t the case. He’s the man who said I come not to bring peace, but a sword.” ROGAN: “That’s the problem with human beings adding their own interpretations to an ancient story.” ESZTERHAS: “Church gospels get all their information from secondhand accounts. They don’t know who actually saw Jesus firsthand so they just took the names like Luke, John, and Matthew.” ROGAN: “No way, I had no idea.” ESZTERHAS: “Absolutely 100%. The churches even admit it at this point.”

@globepolitics People are going to realize in a few years that the only metric that matters is birth rates.

Carney attributes ‘weakness’ in economic data to lower immigration targets theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic…

@jaynitx It’s time to retire the term masterclass

Steve Jobs literally gave a masterclass on how "stock options" actually work in 1983: "If somebody came to work for your company, you could let them buy some stock. The problem is they might have to shell out $100,000. If the company went broke, they'd lose all their life savings" "So when somebody comes to work, let's say the stock's trading at ten dollars a share, you give them the option to buy ten thousand shares at ten dollars. They have four years to exercise that option" "If the stock goes down or stays the same, they never exercise it. They don't put up any money, they don't lose anything" "But if it goes to a hundred dollars a share, they can borrow the money to buy it at ten because it's worth a hundred" "In exchange, we only dole out their ability to exercise 25% a year, locking in people really for four years if the stock goes up" "Before we went public, over 80% of Apple was owned by the employees. Right now, I'd say over 50% of Apple is owned by the employees" "I don't think finance is what drives people at Apple. I don't think it's money. But feeling like you own a piece of the company, and this is your damn company" "We always tell people, you work for Apple first and your boss second"

@Kaizerrev Rap music is awful live. It does not translate at all.

YE performs THROUGH THE WIRE in front of an audience of 120K in Turkey 🥹

@JoeRoganRecaps A clock is measuring the rotation of the Earth relative to the sun

New: Joe Rogan leaves NASA astrophysicist Michelle Thaller completely stuck after asking her a deep question about the reality of time: ROGAN: “The weirdest thing that I’ve ever heard anybody say is that all time exists currently.” THALLER: “That’s Albert Einstein.” ROGAN: “When we measure time what exactly are we measuring? When we create a clock that runs 24 hours per day what is it measuring?” THALLER: “That’s a deep question. That question caused everything in physics to fall apart.” ROGAN: “I still don’t understand what we’re measuring.” THALLER: “I don’t think I have an answer for you. I don’t think anybody does.”

@Gavin_McInnes Situation

Tony Soprano never says, “It’s a very difficult situAtion.” He says, “It’s a very unfortunate situation” and he says it normal.

@HabsOnReddit Enough with the gay shit

ELITE PLAYOFF SNIPER PHIL DANAULT

@CFBGuy999 Need USC back, then add Michigan and Ohio State.

Which upcoming series are you most excited for? BYU, Clemson, Auburn or Texas ⬇️

@Gavin_McInnes This ruined my day

I was wearing Trump socks.

@Gizzle5xLBC @parti_king She was walking away and the he mentioned the Holy Family and she turned around, took her jacket off, threw it to the ground and ran towards him in fury.

@beardsagain @parti_king That’s literally not what set her off. He disrespected her calling out her name and continued to pester her. Are yall retarded seriously?

Chudthebuilder threatens members of the royal family 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 with BEAR SPRAY after she almost knocks his hat out “BACK THE F*CK UP B*TCH”

@ForePlayPod Gotta switch back

Justin Rose. Incredibly relatable.

@AsianPatDixon Movies are gay

Someone's getting fired 😂 ...Did anyone else catch it? 👀

@TaylorRMarshall I think what happens is they see a big family and realize they've messed up and squandered their own opportunities, and instead of being honest with themselves, they lash out.

My wife was 22 and I was 23 when we married. We eventually had 8 children. Our 20s were marked by Boomer generation “advisors” at the grocery store, events, restaurants, and stores WARNING us not to have more children. They openly pitied us for having 3+ children. Boomer women thought my wife was being oppressed by her husband. At an Outback, a man openly told me “I feel sorry for you for having those kids.” Many Boomers were brainwashed to perceive having children “as a bad thing.” Worst of all, they felt empowered to insult a young couple in the presence of our children. Meanwhile, these people were in favor of importing the entire Third World into America for the sake of GDP. What a strange moment in American history.

@Gavin_McInnes Yucky

Kind of a low blow to use an old man filter on my face.

@Gavin_McInnes Probably both of them but definitely the guy on the right

Ladies: you’re passed out drunk at a party. Which one is going to prey on you and which one is going to keep you safe?

@Gavin_McInnes That’s from the booze right?

Me at 5AM VS. me at 9AM.

@Gavin_McInnes Sounds like a slow day

The SPLC was caught funding the KKK.

Imagine you just came back from a week-long fishing trip with no cell phone reception.

@JayDyer Finally, a magisterial confirmation of Jay’s greatest doctrine: Jay was right

@beardsagain Pope Leo says yes

Called it a decade ago