Justin Boothe

@bethanyaburr @YrBittrEx @leniny_snicket @quakerraina Patient: I need help! I cut my finger off Receptionist: Oh honey, do you masturbate? Patient: ………… Receptionist: Here’s some literature about how jerking off is murder

@espn Pretty suspicious…no smoke detectors? How did everyone, including the dog die? Dog just didn’t start barking when it knew? Not a lot making sense

NHL reporter Jessi Pierce and her three children were killed Saturday in a house fire in Minnesota, the league announced on its website Sunday. spr.ly/6019B6ZI0X

I’ve never wanted a 12 year old to swing at me so bad

@CollinRugg Catching the act isn’t shameful or illegal lol the act is illegal

NEW: Canadian curling star Marc Kennedy claims he was set up by "premeditated" cameras to catch him "in an act" of cheating. The Canadian curling team is now claiming to be victims after they were caught on camera 'double-touching' the stone. "They have come up with a plan here at the Olympics, as far as I know, to catch teams in the act at the hog line," Kennedy said. "This was planned... it was kind of evident that something was going on, and they were trying to catch us in an act." Kennedy and Coach Paul Webster accused Sweden of setting up cameras to catch them cheating. "I know we’re not the only team that they’ve done that to. So I think this was, I don’t know what the word is for that, but like a premeditated plan to try to catch us," Kennedy said. Sweden is firing back at Canada, saying they've been sounding the alarm on alleged Canadian cheating for seven or eight years. "We've been saying this for maybe seven, eight years or something. The media crew decided to place the camera on the hog line to see what was happening..." said Niklas Edin of Sweden.

@sheppardfor3 @espn The only non bot comment for miles

@espn Mid player

Steal and score from Cam Boozer to start the action for Duke 😤💪

@inkwakuzi_ @bucknuckle350 But the problem is solved

@bucknuckle350 You are not a good one at all

The boy’s sportsmanship is making waves around the world.....

@Pride21American @Adrianaveterin2 Destruction of property is still a crime 😂

@Adrianaveterin2 It’s protected speech no different than burning the flag. Or are we gonna be hypocrites?

¿Qué consecuencias deberían enfrentar quienes destruyen una bandera del Orgullo?

rt to win!

@JoelKlattShow @NFLonFOX @TomBrady @UMichFootball 2026 BINGO starts off strong with Tom Brady wearing an anime shirt

Would Tom Brady have finished his career at Michigan if the rules were the same then as they are now? @TomBrady explains why he wouldn’t have wanted his @UMichFootball experience to go any other way.

@raqisright He’s hanging with his friends already…what a piece of shit

A man told me he couldn’t hang out w me because he has to play with his imaginary football team

@G__Tweets__ @2ndGenNewMxcn @Crime_In_NYC Hashtag kid deserved it

@2ndGenNewMxcn @Crime_In_NYC This level of stupidity doesn’t deserve an obvious to everyone, explanation.

1) Who brings a pit bull into a crowded place? 2) Who brings a pit bull into a crowded place, when he can't control it? This happened near Union Square, earlier today.

@G__Tweets__ @Crime_In_NYC The dog wasn’t even in attack mode lol look at him once they free the kid…he’s not even mad…the kid provoked him and deserved what he got…if the dog was attacking, it wouldn’t have just let go and gave up…you’re officially retarded if you think all puts are violent

@Crime_In_NYC My heart breaks that child and his parents. Pit bulls should be required to be muzzled in public. You never know when they will attack, once they do, it’s just about impossible to get them off without injury.

@DOGE__news Some grass clippings would have really done this video some good

Who's in wrong here?

@NoDMsPerfavore **Checks Autopsy** The one who crashed the car because of rain

Which is the woman?

@chicagoBRIZ Android also outsells iPhones…it doesn’t mean what you think it means

Doing this with no games is really a testament to how terrible Xbox/microsoft has been since 360

Dude also said “get your N****r ass back to the fields” because he only got 4 kills on a video game but hey…acting like no one knows is a safe bet

@sel78819 @bankertobuilder The caulk is frost proof which prevents any issues from a shallow bury…come on man, this is first day stuff

@bankertobuilder Isn’t the wire supposed to go below the frost line? Our house service had to be two feet.

Client wanted a hot tub in their backyard. We don’t typically do hot tubs so I threw $47,000 on the estimate and the homeowner accepted. So I called up my best sub, Vik who I know could figure it out. He got the 220v line run this morning in 2 hours. Hot tub install is going to be seriously profitable.

@ReddCinema Really impressed that all that money fits in just one hot wheels car

Boxing All Time Great Floyd Mayweather driving around with $20M in cash.

“Men are aggressive for no reason”

@DesireeAmerica4 NFL cheerleaders are so unimportant that you could have a crew of 10 circus animals and everything still ends up the same…initially report is confusing and people look into it…most are shocked by what they see…after a month or so no one fucking cares because the NFL game is on

This is what happens when you pretend biology doesn’t exist. These women are moving with precision, timing, and natural agility he just doesn’t have. And the NFL’s out here cosigning this like it’s empowering. It’s not. It’s embarrassing. x.com/JebraFaushay/s…

@dom_lucre This cake doesn’t take “hours” to make…there’s almost no decoration to worry about…that’s a 5 min ice job…yall goofy af

🔥🚨BREAKING: Katy Perry is under backlash’s after she allegedly tossed a cake that this woman’s mother spent hours on only for it to end up on the floor for her team to eat. Daughter: “My mom was the one that baked this cake, she was so excited about the opportunity to make a cake for Katy Perry and spent so long on it, im genuinely confused and upset as to why she would do this”